Why you shouldn’t drink and IRC when bored… Wearing your wife’s underwear.

[22:32:46] (bettyswallocks) is it wrong to be drunk as fuck at 430am whilst sat on my own in the living room in my wifes underwear?
[22:32:55] (%Ganelon) hashahahhahahaa
[22:32:57] (JebusFollower) hahahahahaha
[22:33:00] (JebusFollower) lmao
[22:33:04] (%Ganelon) Nah, keep it up
[22:33:08] (%Ganelon) You're doing great bettyswallocks
[22:33:16] (bettyswallocks) i cant im too drunk :/
[22:33:27] (JebusFollower) what kinda underwear
[22:33:31] (JebusFollower) it might hurt after awhile
[22:33:32] (%Ganelon) is it a thong?
[22:33:32] (JebusFollower) lol
[22:33:50] (bettyswallocks) cotton panties and matching bra, her silky stuff is a bastard to clean
[22:34:03] (%Ganelon) heh
[22:34:07] (%Ganelon) and you're drinking in it
[22:34:08] (%Ganelon) what did she do)
[22:34:40] (bettyswallocks) nothing, i was drunk and horny
[22:34:45] (bettyswallocks) :)
[22:34:46] (%Ganelon) hahah
[22:34:48] (%Ganelon) hahhaha
[22:34:48] (JebusFollower) lol
[22:34:48] (%Ganelon) awesome!
[22:34:58] (%Ganelon) do  a strip tease for her
[22:34:59] (%Ganelon) :P
[22:35:13] (JebusFollower) lol
[22:35:17] (bettyswallocks) shes at work, shed fucking kill me if she knew!
[22:35:20] (%Ganelon) lol
[22:35:25] (%Ganelon) well you better get them off then
[22:35:38] (bettyswallocks) i cant decide whether to put on her dress or not??
[22:35:42] (%Ganelon) lol
[22:35:43] (%Ganelon) DO IT!
[22:35:45] (%Ganelon)  goo googogogogo
[22:36:03] (bettyswallocks) heh, you perv
[22:36:08] (%Ganelon) w0rd
[22:36:40] (JebusFollower) lol
[22:36:45] (%Ganelon) I'm not the one sitting in women's underwear though...
[22:36:49] (JebusFollower) hahahaha
[22:36:59] (TrentReznor) LoL
[22:37:01] (bettyswallocks) i feel like watching shemale porn....
[22:37:07] * %Ganelon coughs
[22:37:08] (JebusFollower) :/
[22:37:12] (%Ganelon) Ok, that's where I draw the line.
[22:37:13] (@tiggy) Whoa... I totally looked in at the wrong time.
[22:37:14] (bettyswallocks) perhaps i'll burn in hell when i die :(
[22:37:22] (%Ganelon) tiggy yes
[22:37:24] (JebusFollower) yah tiggy, you did
[22:37:26] (%Ganelon) walk away for a few
[22:37:27] (%Ganelon) lol
[22:37:31] (JebusFollower) lol
[22:37:44] * @tiggy goes back to the gay channel
[22:37:47] (@tiggy) Much cleaner chat there
[22:38:15] (%Ganelon) lol
[22:38:20] (JebusFollower) lol
[22:38:27] (bettyswallocks) crossdressing is much underrated you know
[22:38:38] (bettyswallocks) its sooo comfortable
[22:38:42] (JebusFollower) lol
[22:39:23] * TrentReznor agrees with betty, you get good airflow
[22:39:25] (bettyswallocks) women are so lucky, i want to wear bras all the time!
[22:40:20] (bettyswallocks) trent, good airflow is only one of the many advantages to skirts
[22:40:29] (Starr) ....
[22:40:31] (TrentReznor) LoL
[22:40:32] (Starr) bars suck
[22:40:34] (Starr) a lot
[22:40:37] (JebusFollower) lol
[22:40:38] (Starr) bras rather
[22:40:41] (Starr) bars are awesome
[22:40:46] (JebusFollower) ya
[22:41:37] (Starr) damnit now I'm thirsty
[22:41:40] (bettyswallocks) i think i might wax my legs next time, my hairs are chaffing on the tights
[22:42:01] (JebusFollower) your wearing tights?
[22:42:15] (bettyswallocks) well stocking type things yeah
[22:42:19] (JebusFollower) lol
[22:42:24] (HalfNecrophilliac) fishnets & a garter?
[22:42:33] (bettyswallocks) theyre keeping my legs warm
[22:42:44] (bettyswallocks) nah, not fishnets
[22:42:59] (HalfNecrophilliac) i suppose those wouldn't keep your legs very warm....
[22:43:11] (bettyswallocks) they let a draft in :(
[22:45:06] (HalfNecrophilliac) makes logical sense
[22:45:29] (bettyswallocks) nothing im doing tonight is logical
[22:45:55] (bettyswallocks) i reckon when i wake up tommorrow ill feel a bit 'weird' :(
[22:45:59] (bettyswallocks) lol
[22:46:00] (HalfNecrophilliac) LoL
[22:46:02] (%Ganelon) Yes
[22:46:02] (HalfNecrophilliac) more than likely
[22:46:04] (%Ganelon) I think so
[22:46:12] (%Ganelon) I hope your wife catches you
[22:46:14] (%Ganelon) no offense
[22:46:19] (bettyswallocks) haha
[22:46:24] (bettyswallocks) cheers mate!
[22:46:36] (%Ganelon) :)
[22:46:56] (HalfNecrophilliac) kinky
[22:47:11] (bettyswallocks) perhaps shed find it kinky
[22:47:26] (bettyswallocks) they say all women have a lesbian tendancy
[22:47:35] (bettyswallocks) :)
[22:47:46] (%Ganelon) lol
[22:48:06] (bettyswallocks) we could spend hours looking for each others g spots
[22:48:14] (bettyswallocks) :O
[22:48:49] (HalfNecrophilliac) LOLOL
[22:49:31] (bettyswallocks) should i try her lipstick?
[22:49:34] (HalfNecrophilliac) but if she didn't find it kinky, would you?
[22:49:38] (HalfNecrophilliac) yeah, and mascara too
[22:49:52] (%Ganelon) bettyswallocks go all out
[22:49:53] (bettyswallocks) fuck mascara, ill stab my eyes out
[22:49:55] (%Ganelon) put the dress on
[22:49:58] (%Ganelon) and the makeup
[22:50:01] (bettyswallocks) its on
[22:50:03] (%Ganelon) and dance around to dirty dancing
[22:50:34] (bettyswallocks) ive got the theme music to bridget jones on right now
[22:50:45] (bettyswallocks) its so sexy!
[22:51:03] (%Ganelon) bettyswallocks, put on shania twain - man I feel like a woman
[22:51:08] (HalfNecrophilliac) damn, beat me to it Ganelon
[22:51:16] (bettyswallocks) good cal
[22:51:20] (bettyswallocks) call*
[22:53:50] (bettyswallocks) fuck me im horny, i might ring one of them tranny chat lines
[22:53:56] (HalfNecrophilliac) LoL
[22:54:06] (HalfNecrophilliac) you gotta give us a play by play
[22:54:15] (%Ganelon) lol
[22:54:17] (%Ganelon) hahah
[22:54:18] (%Ganelon) yeah
[22:54:21] (%Ganelon) I eant to hear it all
[22:54:26] (bettyswallocks) necro, ill play if you pay baby ;)
[22:54:40] (bettyswallocks) lol
[22:54:44] (HalfNecrophilliac) LoL, i'm broke man... but it might actually be worth it
[22:55:46] (bettyswallocks) all these fucking chat lines cost £1.50/min :(
[22:57:28] (bettyswallocks) heh, you know when youre drunk and you have a moment of clarity?
[22:57:35] (HalfNecrophilliac) uh-oh
[22:57:42] (bettyswallocks) i think ive just had one
[22:57:48] (%Ganelon) You're getting a sex change?
[22:57:53] (bettyswallocks) no
[22:57:56] * HalfNecrophilliac pictures that scene from ace ventura
[22:58:20] (bettyswallocks) ive just realised its now 5am, im fucking smashed and im sat in the wifes underwear
[22:58:29] (bettyswallocks) not god
[22:58:33] (bettyswallocks) good*
[22:58:50] (bettyswallocks) heh, fuck it im drunk so who cares?
[22:59:15] (%Ganelon) When you getting the sex change?
[22:59:26] (HalfNecrophilliac) LOL! Yeah, just stay that way till she gets home.
[22:59:40] (bettyswallocks) ganelon, im not
[22:59:51] (bettyswallocks) necro, if i stay drunk i might
[22:59:53] (%Ganelon) Damn
[23:00:02] (bettyswallocks) lol, shed see the funny side, right?
[23:00:12] (HalfNecrophilliac) yeah
[23:00:14] (bettyswallocks) were you hoping to date me ganelon?
[23:00:40] (%Ganelon) Nah, you'd be an ugly woman.
[23:00:52] (bettyswallocks) yeah but a great shag
[23:00:56] (bettyswallocks) lol
[23:01:04] (%Ganelon) You couldn't handle my man sex
[23:01:22] (bettyswallocks) ive heard its not that great mate :/
[23:01:26] (HalfNecrophilliac) betty : DRINK MORE!!!!
[23:01:52] (bettyswallocks) necro, you trying to get me in the shit with the missus?
[23:02:12] (HalfNecrophilliac) Not particularly, just incredibly amused
[23:02:19] (bettyswallocks) lol
[23:02:19] (%Ganelon) hi Arnie, welcome to #mafia
[23:02:30] (HalfNecrophilliac) where all transexuals and crossdressers are welcome
[23:02:40] (%Ganelon) lol @ HalfNecrophilliac
[23:02:50] (bettyswallocks) its funny but these womens clothes are making me want to drink her malibu :/
[23:03:02] * Ganelon is now known as Nympho
[23:03:10] * Nympho is now known as Ganelon
[23:03:22] * bettyswallocks man woman man humps nympho
[23:03:34] * HalfNecrophilliac thinks arnie was scared away
[23:03:41] (bettyswallocks) lmao
[23:03:56] (bettyswallocks) hes just not prepared to explore his feminine side
[23:04:24] (HalfNecrophilliac) perhaps not with you
[23:04:30] (bettyswallocks) lol
[23:04:43] (bettyswallocks) necro, when was the last time you wore womens clothes?
[23:04:56] (HalfNecrophilliac) been years
[23:05:21] (bettyswallocks) you should try it more often, its very liberating
[23:05:34] (bettyswallocks) ganelon wears his mums clothes all the time (so I hear)
[23:06:15] (%Ganelon) ...
[23:06:26] (bettyswallocks) now ganelon, dont be shy
[23:06:29] (%Ganelon) Don't get me involved in your little fetishs
[23:06:43] (bettyswallocks) theres nothing little about it
[23:06:45] (%Ganelon) I do women, I do not wear women's clothes
[23:07:00] (bettyswallocks) lol, sure ;)
[23:07:39] (bettyswallocks) anyway i need to spicer this up a bit, any suggestions?
[23:07:44] (bettyswallocks) -r
[23:08:12] (HalfNecrophilliac) the makeup man, gotta do that
[23:08:22] (bettyswallocks) sheel know though
[23:08:41] (bettyswallocks) perhaps i should play with her dildo?
[23:09:11] (bettyswallocks) no?
[23:09:16] (bettyswallocks) ok
[23:09:25] (%Ganelon) ...
[23:09:40] (HalfNecrophilliac) Autogynephilia - Arousal from cross dressing.
[23:09:57] (%Ganelon) heh
[23:10:02] (bettyswallocks) lol
[23:10:11] (HalfNecrophilliac) Agrexophilia - Arousal from knowing that others are aware of a persons sexual activities.
[23:10:14] (bettyswallocks) well researched mate, Google is great isnt it?
[23:10:54] (HalfNecrophilliac) i found it while looking for the name of the fetish for a friend
[23:11:15] (bettyswallocks) sure :)
[23:12:22] (HalfNecrophilliac) Necrophilia - Arousal toward the dead
[23:12:22] (HalfNecrophilliac)      (Necrochlesis - Sex with a corpse)
[23:12:22] (HalfNecrophilliac)      (Lagnonector - A person that kills in order to have sex with the corpse)
[23:14:19] (bettyswallocks) ive never killed a women for her cothes i get them from debenhams
[23:14:38] (HalfNecrophilliac) LoL
[23:14:56] (bettyswallocks) or the wifes wardrobe
[23:15:11] (HalfNecrophilliac) here, read all the twisted fetishes http://burknet.com/robsfantasy/appendixd.html
[23:15:12] (bettyswallocks) ive snagged her fucking tights now :/
[23:15:16] (HalfNecrophilliac) LoL
[23:15:25] (HalfNecrophilliac) "damn honey, i don't know how i got this run!"
[23:15:47] (bettyswallocks) sheel go fucking nuts
[23:15:59] (bettyswallocks) she'll*
[23:16:38] (bettyswallocks) Klismaphilia - Arousal from having an enema.
[23:16:44] (bettyswallocks) sounds like fun
[23:16:58] (HalfNecrophilliac) OMG!!! LOL
[23:17:40] (bettyswallocks) hey at least id be detoxed afterweards
[23:17:57] (bettyswallocks) Transvestophilia - Arousal from cross dressing
[23:18:13] (%Ganelon) Badchoice
[23:18:15] (%Ganelon) warning
[23:18:25] (%Badchoice) eh?
[23:18:27] (%Ganelon) there's some discussion in here you might not like
[23:18:31] (HalfNecrophilliac) LOL
[23:18:32] (%Ganelon) just a warning
[23:18:33] (%Badchoice) what is it about?
[23:18:36] (HalfNecrophilliac) you'll see
[23:18:36] (%Ganelon) ask betty
[23:18:37] (%Ganelon) lol
[23:18:40] (%Ganelon) or you'll see
[23:18:43] (%Badchoice) what is it about
[23:18:48] (bettyswallocks) hey leave me out of it!
[23:18:48] (%Ganelon) crossdressing
[23:18:51] (%Ganelon) and dildo's
[23:18:53] (%Ganelon) ...
[23:18:56] (%Badchoice) alright
[23:18:56] (%Ganelon) of a man
[23:19:03] (bettyswallocks) only mentioned once!
[23:19:06] (bettyswallocks) lmfao
[23:19:25] (HalfNecrophilliac) LOL
[23:19:46] * HalfNecrophilliac thinks he's got it... he's just embarassed to tell use
[23:19:56] (bettyswallocks) lol
[23:19:57] (bettyswallocks) Flatuphilia - Arousal from others passing gas
[23:20:02] (bettyswallocks) now thats weird!
[23:20:18] (HalfNecrophilliac) that's not the wierdest if you ask me
[23:20:32] (bettyswallocks) i agree
[23:20:46] (bettyswallocks) Hydrophilia - Arousal by water
[23:20:52] (bettyswallocks) what the fuck is horny about that?
[23:21:27] (bettyswallocks) Melcryptovestimentaphilia - Arousal to women's black underwear
[23:21:34] (bettyswallocks) now that i can identify with
[23:21:43] * bettyswallocks admires his wifes bklack panties
[23:21:47] (JebusFollower) lol
[23:22:01] (TheDrunk) Abasiophilia - Arousal toward a lame or crippled partner
[23:22:03] (TheDrunk) thats just messed
[23:22:12] (bettyswallocks) lol
[23:22:24] (bettyswallocks) Nosophilia - Arousal from a partner terminal illness
[23:22:27] * @tiggy cringes
[23:22:32] (bettyswallocks) what the fuck is that all aboput then?
[23:22:41] (%Ganelon) ...
[23:22:58] (bettyswallocks) Siderodromophilia - Arousal from either viewing or riding upon trains
[23:23:04] (bettyswallocks) even geeks get horny!
[23:23:04] (HalfNecrophilliac) i had a list that had one about being aroused from having an extremity amputated
[23:23:05] (@tiggy) Yeah ok
[23:23:05] (TheDrunk) *retches* Coprophillia - Arousal towards fecal matter, giving or receiving
[23:23:08] (@tiggy) You are fucked up people
[23:23:13] (@tiggy) There is NO questioning it
[23:23:14] * %Ganelon agrees with tiggy
[23:23:19] * %Ganelon agrees with tiggy again
[23:23:22] (@tiggy) Fucked up, twisted, abnormal freaks
[23:23:23] (TheDrunk) meh
[23:23:27] (%Ganelon) DIE!
[23:23:30] (bettyswallocks) tiggy, we are broadminded
[23:23:30] (%Ganelon) ALL OF YOU!
[23:23:37] (HalfNecrophilliac) Apotemnophilia      This person is sexually aroused by having a part of their body amputated either by themselves or someone else. The memory of the amputation can serve to arouse them for years. It is the act of having an extremity amputated that is arousing; thus, they have to be awake during the process.
[23:23:50] (HalfNecrophilliac) http://www.thefetishlist.com/definitions.htm
[23:23:52] (bettyswallocks) lmfao
[23:23:54] (TheDrunk) *pukes*
[23:24:04] (bettyswallocks) necro, you some sort of weirdo?
[23:24:18] * bettyswallocks adjusts his panties
[23:24:24] (bettyswallocks) lol
[23:25:01] (HalfNecrophilliac) Symphorphilia      Natural disasters are sexually arousing.
[23:25:05] * HalfNecrophilliac is a freak
[23:25:06] (bettyswallocks) Entomophilia - Arousal by insects and its use in sex play
[23:25:24] (bettyswallocks) "hey hunny can i stick that earwig in your fanny again?"
[23:25:39] (TheDrunk) *retches*
[23:25:54] (HalfNecrophilliac) LMAO
[23:25:55] (@tiggy) None of you have a prob with this being made public right?  If you do... TOO FUCKING BAD
[23:25:58] * bettyswallocks was using the british version of fanny there BTW
[23:26:01] * HalfNecrophilliac doesn't
[23:26:15] * HalfNecrophilliac will e-mail the site to betty's wife
[23:26:36] (bettyswallocks) tiggy, im proud to be drunk on my own at 530am in my wifes (now slightly damp) underwear
[23:26:44] (TheDrunk) oh god
[23:26:45] (TheDrunk) kill me now
[23:26:46] (TheDrunk) please
[23:26:48] (bettyswallocks) :D
[23:26:58] (HalfNecrophilliac) OMG. LMAO
[23:27:10] (%Ganelon) bettyswallocks, go get a merkin, then you'll offically be a woman.
[23:27:21] (bettyswallocks) merkin?
[23:27:31] (bettyswallocks) lol
[23:27:32] (%Ganelon) mer·kin   Audio pronunciation of "merkin" ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (mûrkn)
[23:27:33] (%Ganelon) n.
[23:27:33] (%Ganelon)     A pubic wig for women.
[23:29:01] (HalfNecrophilliac) should set it as the chanserv greet message =P
[23:29:07] (@tiggy) LOL
[23:29:15] (%Ganelon) yes
[23:29:17] (%Ganelon) yes
[23:29:17] (TheDrunk) yesssssssssssssssss
[23:29:21] (@tiggy) No way
[23:29:21] (%Ganelon) DO EEETTT
[23:29:24] (@tiggy) Izzy would keeeeeeeeeeeeel me
[23:29:28] (TheDrunk) so
[23:29:29] (bettyswallocks) :/
[23:29:32] (TheDrunk) hes not paying attention
[23:29:47] (HalfNecrophilliac) he's finding new fetishes to play with while his wife is away
[23:30:04] (bettyswallocks) Oculophilia - Arousal from eyeballs
[23:30:13] (bettyswallocks) wtf?
[23:30:17] (HalfNecrophilliac) LoL
[23:30:20] (TheDrunk) *retches*
[23:30:23] * HalfNecrophilliac has licked his GF's eye
[23:30:29] (bettyswallocks) you have lovely eyes (jerk jerk)
[23:30:31] (HalfNecrophilliac) tastes odd
[23:30:36] (bettyswallocks) lmfao
[23:30:52] (TheDrunk) freaks
[23:32:31] (@tiggy) http://www.tiggybitch.com
[23:32:51] (@tiggy) If anyone misses that I'll be surprised
[23:32:54] (@tiggy) And in a couple weeks
[23:32:55] (Premeir) i missed it
[23:32:57] (Premeir) what happen
[23:32:58] (@tiggy) It will be on Google
[23:33:04] (HalfNecrophilliac) it's on the site prem
[23:33:08] (Premeir) what site
[23:33:13] (@tiggy) Mine Prem
[23:33:14] (HalfNecrophilliac)  http://www.tiggybitch.com
[23:33:16] (Premeir) is it nudies?
[23:33:17] (@tiggy) Just added a new quote
[23:33:18] (TheDrunk) LOL
[23:33:18] (Premeir) i wanna see some nudies
[23:33:23] (Premeir) where are the nudies
[23:33:23] (HalfNecrophilliac) talk to betty
[23:33:25] (@tiggy) Ask bettyswallocks
[23:33:27] (Premeir) who is hiding the nudies
[23:33:31] (%Badchoice) you still spewing crap out of your mouth?
[23:33:34] (Premeir) yes
[23:33:35] (HalfNecrophilliac) betty is only wearing panties & a bra
[23:33:41] (Premeir) thats not nudies
[23:33:43] (Premeir) thats dressed
[23:33:47] (HalfNecrophilliac) i'm sure they'll take them off for you
[23:33:51] (Premeir) i want butt naked covered in beef and vegfies
[23:33:55] (HalfNecrophilliac) betty is drunk as hell
[23:34:02] (Premeir) i thought betty was a dude
[23:34:13] * HalfNecrophilliac whistles and looks innocent
[23:34:20] (@tiggy) He is Prem.
[23:34:27] (Premeir) oh cool
[23:34:29] (Premeir) send me pics
[23:34:41] (bettyswallocks) cost you
[23:34:50] (HalfNecrophilliac) he needs money for the transexual phone sex lines
[23:34:55] (Premeir) ill let you fondle my balls
[23:35:04] (bettyswallocks) $5 to my paypal account
[23:35:06] (%Badchoice) you guys are disgusting
[23:35:14] (HalfNecrophilliac) ROFLMAO
[23:35:16] (bettyswallocks) prem, your balls are tiny mate
[23:35:22] (Premeir) then why do you ask for pics
[23:35:24] (%Ganelon) ...
[23:35:40] (Premeir) k6 knows i have no tiny balls
[23:35:43] (bettyswallocks) I didnt, you did (Premeir) send me pics
[23:35:50] (Premeir) stop lying
[23:35:54] * %Badchoice sets mode: +m
[23:35:56] (Premeir) we all know you made that up
[23:36:01] (bettyswallocks) :(
[23:36:06] * Premeir sets mode: Gimme head
[23:36:39] (bettyswallocks) look, im fucking hammered, horny and bored, give me some good ideas to spice up this shitty sunday morning before the wife gets back
[23:36:56] (@tiggy) (teddyhog) bye bye! I have to sleep :(
[23:36:56] (@tiggy) (HalfNecrophilliac) laters hog
[23:36:56] (@tiggy) (tiggy) Okies hunny
[23:36:56] (@tiggy) (tiggy) Night night
[23:36:56] (@tiggy) (tiggy) Sweet dreams
[23:36:56] (@tiggy) (tiggy) Of betty
[23:36:57] (Premeir) are you trying to offer me cyber sex?
[23:36:58] (@tiggy) (teddyhog) lol
[23:37:00] (@tiggy) (teddyhog) I will have wet dreams of him ;)
[23:37:02] (HalfNecrophilliac) ROFLMAO
[23:37:06] (%Badchoice) well, try getting away from the computer, just to start
[23:37:35] (HalfNecrophilliac) nah, try the floppy drive man
[23:37:40] (HalfNecrophilliac) see if you have files on your dick
[23:37:46] (Premeir) Tiggy im going to move to canada
[23:38:03] (@tiggy) Why?
[23:38:18] (bettyswallocks) necro, it wouldnt fit, even with the vaseline
[23:38:18] (Premeir) to be with you
[23:38:25] (@tiggy) Awe how sweet
[23:38:30] (@tiggy) You can sleep with the chickens.
[23:38:37] (Premeir) can i touch them
[23:38:46] (Premeir) and make them have half human half chicken babys
[23:38:48] (@tiggy) Only if you get their permission.
[23:38:59] (HalfNecrophilliac) cluck is consent in chicken
[23:39:20] (@tiggy) And HalfNecrophilliac is our resident chicken expert.
[23:39:24] (@tiggy) He makes with any hen he can.
[23:39:26] (Premeir) what if i slip some moonshine aka gasoline into their water
[23:39:46] (@tiggy) Could be date rape
[23:39:54] (Premeir) :'( i never win
[23:40:00] (HalfNecrophilliac) LoL
[23:40:10] (bettyswallocks) hehe
[23:40:36] (bettyswallocks) this shemale porn is great, anyone want the link?
[23:40:44] (TheDrunk) no
[23:40:45] (TheDrunk) no
[23:40:46] (TheDrunk) die
[23:40:51] (bettyswallocks) lol
[23:40:58] (HalfNecrophilliac) here's another interesting one : Chrematistophilia - This person can only become sexually aroused if they are being blackmailed into it.
[23:40:58] (bettyswallocks) you dont know what youre missing
[23:41:07] (@tiggy) Erm no, I'll go read the Bible or something thanks.
[23:41:07] * HalfNecrophilliac will pass on that, thank you though
[23:41:18] (TheDrunk) tiggy are you christian?
[23:41:22] (@tiggy) No.
[23:41:24] (bettyswallocks) dammit you people are so straitlaced :(
[23:41:30] (@tiggy) I'm actually agnostic.
[23:41:36] (TheDrunk) ?
[23:41:44] (HalfNecrophilliac) that's so generalizing betty
[23:41:46] (@tiggy) Can't be Christian and bi-sexual... I'd be a hypocrite
[23:41:55] (TheDrunk) athiest?
[23:41:56] (TheDrunk) lol
[23:42:01] (@tiggy) No... agnostic.
[23:42:07] (bettyswallocks) necro, its so not
[23:42:07] (TheDrunk) ?
[23:42:09] (@tiggy) I believe in a higher power... Just not "God".
[23:42:10] (HalfNecrophilliac) agnostic - doesn't know, still deciding (right?)
[23:42:13] (TheDrunk) ah
[23:42:16] (HalfNecrophilliac) oh, i see =P
[23:42:27] (HalfNecrophilliac) how so betty?
[23:42:37] (bettyswallocks) how so what?
[23:42:44] (HalfNecrophilliac) how is that not generalizing?
[23:42:56] * bettyswallocks will have to put the washing machine on in a min
[23:43:01] (HalfNecrophilliac) LOL!
[23:43:06] (@tiggy) To sit on for cheap thrills?
[23:43:10] (bettyswallocks) fuck knows mate, i forgot
[23:43:15] (HalfNecrophilliac) LOL tiggy
[23:43:26] (bettyswallocks) nah, to clean her 'stuff' before she gets home
[23:43:57] (@tiggy) Awe, you should be open with her.
[23:44:00] (@tiggy) Share your feelings.
[23:44:02] (bettyswallocks) whats the best setting for spunk removal?
[23:44:04] * HalfNecrophilliac agrees with tiggy
[23:44:13] (HalfNecrophilliac) honesty makes a good relationship
[23:44:22] (@tiggy) Soak and then the heavy duty wash cycle
[23:44:24] (HalfNecrophilliac) maybe she'll buy a strap-on for special occasions
[23:44:29] (@tiggy) Use vinegar
[23:44:29] (bettyswallocks) cheers tiggy :)
[23:44:50] (bettyswallocks) necro, honesty = loss of money :(
[23:45:16] (HalfNecrophilliac) that makes me a sad
[23:45:31] (bettyswallocks) a sad what?
[23:45:50] (HalfNecrophilliac) necropheliac
[23:46:06] (bettyswallocks) whats it like to shag a corpse?
[23:46:22] (HalfNecrophilliac) LOL! i don't really know. this nick is mainly for amusement
[23:46:32] (bettyswallocks) i guess she cant complain when you go for the tradesmans entrance!
[23:46:47] (HalfNecrophilliac) get a job in a morgue or a funeral home, or buy a shovel
[23:47:07] (TheDrunk) what about stealing a shovel?
[23:47:07] (HalfNecrophilliac) i would just like to note : NECROPHILIA IS ILLEGAL IN MOST PLACES, THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECOMMENDATION AND I CANNOT BE HELD LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE
[23:47:12] (HalfNecrophilliac) works also
[23:47:12] (bettyswallocks) lol, i wasa offered a job in a morgue onc
[23:47:37] (HalfNecrophilliac) i think that might mildly disturb me
[23:48:06] (HalfNecrophilliac) i guess they don't do psychological profiles though
[23:48:08] (bettyswallocks) you know when Marilyn Monroe had her autopsy she had 6 different types of sperm in her, the mortuary guys had shagged her corpse
[23:48:16] (TheDrunk) lol
[23:48:46] (bettyswallocks) thats a fact (apparently)
[23:48:58] (HalfNecrophilliac) so they could tell all their friends "i fucked Marilyn Monroe!" "bullshit! she wouldn't fuck you unless she was dead." "And?"
[23:49:06] * bettyswallocks doesnt care if its true or not
[23:49:41] (bettyswallocks) necro, you telling me you wouldnt have fucked princess di on the 'slab' just for 'kicks'?
[23:49:50] (@tiggy) Oh nasty
[23:49:53] (@tiggy) so nasty
[23:50:02] (HalfNecrophilliac) i cannot speculate on that
[23:50:10] (TheDrunk) FREAKS
[23:50:15] (bettyswallocks) Id have nicked her rings, got to be worth something
[23:50:21] (HalfNecrophilliac) and gone to JAIL
[23:50:37] (bettyswallocks) yeah but what a story for the showers,.......
[23:50:42] (bettyswallocks) "so why are you in?"
[23:50:51] (bettyswallocks) "i fucked a dead princess"
[23:51:06] (TheDrunk) then you get ass raped till you cant walk
[23:51:20] (bettyswallocks) only if you look like you Drunk
[23:51:32] (HalfNecrophilliac) ?
[23:51:33] (bettyswallocks) im an ugly cunt, youre a pretty boy
[23:51:38] (TheDrunk) wanna bet?
[23:51:47] (HalfNecrophilliac) i don't think they care very much about appearance in the pen
[23:51:52] (bettyswallocks) not really, im pisse
[23:51:55] (bettyswallocks) +d
[23:52:10] (bettyswallocks) necro, you ever been in the 'pen'?
[23:52:29] (HalfNecrophilliac) nope
[23:52:36] (HalfNecrophilliac) county
[23:52:38] (bettyswallocks) so how do you know then?
[23:52:39] (HalfNecrophilliac) but not state or fed
[23:52:49] (bettyswallocks) did you get assfucked?
[23:52:55] (HalfNecrophilliac) because i met people who had been there and were going there
[23:52:57] (HalfNecrophilliac) nope
[23:53:05] (bettyswallocks) why not?
[23:53:21] (HalfNecrophilliac) private cell, or a big room full of bunks. solo showers. people thought i was crazy anyway. i didn't get messed with much.
[23:53:41] (HalfNecrophilliac) county isn't so bad for that
[23:53:45] (HalfNecrophilliac) people aren't in for that long
[23:53:52] (bettyswallocks) what were you in for?
[23:53:57] (HalfNecrophilliac) assault
[23:54:02] (TheDrunk) FREAK
[23:54:17] (bettyswallocks) D, shush :P

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[23:55:47] (bettyswallocks) fair enough
[23:55:54] (bettyswallocks) you keep her undies?
[23:55:58] (HalfNecrophilliac) ROFLMAO
[23:55:59] (HalfNecrophilliac) no
[23:56:03] (bettyswallocks) (just asking!)
[23:56:14] (bettyswallocks) damn
[23:56:22] (bettyswallocks) id have paid hard cash for them
[23:56:26] (HalfNecrophilliac) LoL
[23:56:43] (HalfNecrophilliac) that would be worth it. i'd sell her underwear to you if i had some.
[23:56:58] (bettyswallocks) brbr, i need to get out of these clothes :)
[23:57:29] (HalfNecrophilliac) LoL!
[23:57:35] (JebusFollower) lol
[23:57:39] (@tiggy) He's a chicken
[23:57:43] (HalfNecrophilliac) yeah
[23:58:25] (@tiggy) Tis ok, it's been made public sorta
[23:58:30] (HalfNecrophilliac) hehehehehe
[23:58:33] * HalfNecrophilliac goes to look at it
[23:58:35] * @tiggy hopes Google spiders her site soon
[23:58:41] (@tiggy) Haven't done the full log yet
[23:58:48] (@tiggy) Might after I have a smoke
[23:58:55] (HalfNecrophilliac) ahh =D
[23:59:30] (@tiggy) Although, just that part is good too
[23:59:50] (bettyswallocks) right.....
[23:59:53] (@IzzyCreamcheese) sup all
[23:59:57] * %Ganelon slaps IzzyCreamcheese around a bit with a large trout
[23:59:59] (bettyswallocks) the wifes home soon
[00:00:02] (%Ganelon) IzzyCreamcheese!!!!!!!!!
[00:00:04] (bettyswallocks) so announcement time....
[00:00:05] (@IzzyCreamcheese) whats shakin?
[00:00:06] (@tiggy) Nuffin much Izzy
[00:00:14] (@tiggy) Just tell her you wore her underwear and liked it
[00:00:15] (@tiggy) Jeez
[00:00:35] (HalfNecrophilliac) hey izzy
[00:00:45] (HalfNecrophilliac) your chatroom has been defiled again while you were away
[00:00:50] (%Ganelon) lol
[00:00:51] (@IzzyCreamcheese) heh how so?
[00:01:01] * HalfNecrophilliac points at betty
[00:01:02] (@tiggy) Don't scroll up
[00:01:09] (bettyswallocks) I would like to point out that a) I'm drunk, b) I am bored c) I have not been wearing my wifes underwear d) it's made for a bit of a laugh tonight
[00:01:24] * HalfNecrophilliac laughs heartily
[00:01:31] (bettyswallocks) e) tiggy, if its on your site, so be it :)
[00:01:40] (bettyswallocks) i can live with it
[00:01:41] (@tiggy) You're already on it.
[00:01:44] (HalfNecrophilliac) yeah, you are
[00:01:50] (bettyswallocks) cool
[00:01:56] (bettyswallocks) im famous at last!
[00:01:58] (@tiggy) lol
[00:02:04] (@IzzyCreamcheese) [00:26] (bettyswallocks) tiggy, im proud to be drunk on my own at 530am in my wifes (now slightly damp) underwear
[00:02:05] (@IzzyCreamcheese) oh my
[00:02:12] (%Ganelon) lol
[00:02:13] (bettyswallocks) (all be it for wearing my wifes clothes!)
[00:02:13] (HalfNecrophilliac) LOL!
[00:02:14] (@tiggy) lol
[00:02:21] (bettyswallocks) lmfao
[00:03:27] (bettyswallocks) are you all american?
[00:03:36] (bettyswallocks) (genuine question)
[00:03:44] (HalfNecrophilliac) i am from austin, tx
[00:03:59] (@tiggy) I'm from Vancouver, BC... Canada
[00:04:00] (bettyswallocks) necro, yes would have done :)
[00:04:11] (bettyswallocks) ok, tiggy
[00:04:25] (HalfNecrophilliac) nah... austin is better than most of the US
[00:04:42] (bettyswallocks) necro, im in the UK Forces, what the fuck do you make of these elections in Iraq?
[00:05:18] (HalfNecrophilliac) eh, whatever. i think a bunch of people will die for these "elections" and regardless of who's elected the US will have a big say in whatever the fuck happens... but not my problem
[00:05:21] (HalfNecrophilliac) not yet anyway
[00:05:43] (bettyswallocks) hehe, watch this space mate.....iran here you come!
[00:06:09] (bettyswallocks) anyway, too political
[00:06:09] (HalfNecrophilliac) yeah, it's right in the middle of afghanistan and iraq
[00:06:16] (bettyswallocks) back to womens underwear
[00:06:41] (bettyswallocks) do thongs chafe your arse? Tiggy, this ones for you :)
[00:07:01] (@tiggy) No, not really... G-strings do that though
[00:07:11] (bettyswallocks)  :O
[00:07:52] (bettyswallocks) i tired a gstring on once (for a laugh with the wife) it was weird
[00:07:58] (bettyswallocks) tried*
[00:08:03] (@tiggy) They are not comfy
[00:08:20] (bettyswallocks) so why wear them?
[00:08:32] (@tiggy) I don't.
[00:08:36] (@tiggy) Thongs are comfy
[00:09:01] (bettyswallocks) most women have big asses anyway, so its not for looks (this comment wasn't aimed at you as I have never seen your arse!)
[00:09:46] (@tiggy) Welcome back Izzy
[00:12:57] (bettyswallocks) right I'm off. Can I just clarify to ALL that I am not wearing my wifes underwear, this was a frivolous statement made for fun. Gnaelon/Necro et al hopefully we've had a laugh and you won't shoot me on sight in M3. Tiggy, if you want to leave that convo on your site fair enough, it's about time Bettyswallocks got some web exposure! Catch you later folks :D
[00:13:19] (HalfNecrophilliac) laters betty
[00:13:25] (HalfNecrophilliac) amusing convo was apreciated
[00:14:16] (bettyswallocks) glad you enjoyed as much as I did, I'm off to sniff my wifes dirty knickers now and have a wank :P
[00:14:24] (bettyswallocks) cya
[00:14:25] (%Ganelon) lol
[00:14:26] (%Ganelon) sweet
[00:14:37] (%Ganelon) [01:13] (bettyswallocks) glad you enjoyed as much as I did, I'm off to sniff my wifes dirty knickers now and have a wank :P
[00:14:41] (%Ganelon) hahahah
[00:14:46] (%Ganelon) On that note
[00:14:55] (bettyswallocks) time to go :D