<IzzyCreamcheese> sup

<IzzyCreamcheese> Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't

<IzzyCreamcheese> want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

<IzzyCreamcheese> Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy

<IzzyCreamcheese> to pick up.

<IzzyCreamcheese>

<IzzyCreamcheese> The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're

<IzzyCreamcheese> amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - the one who's brave

<IzzyCreamcheese> enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

<IzzyCreamcheese> Men, on the other hand, are like a fine wine. They begin as

<IzzyCreamcheese> grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into

<IzzyCreamcheese> something acceptable to have dinner with..

<IzzyCreamcheese> poor poor men

<IzzyCreamcheese> squished like grapes :(

<IzzyCreamcheese> see, this is why women are so evil

<IzzyCreamcheese> they sit here, and laugh at our misfortunes

<IzzyCreamcheese> unbeknownst to them, this was not a joke

<IzzyCreamcheese> i didnt paste it for your humor

<IzzyCreamcheese> i pasted it for the men in the channel

<IzzyCreamcheese> so we can all cry together

<Gazman> ??

* IzzyCreamcheese sighs

<IzzyCreamcheese> whatsup btw?

<IzzyCreamcheese> you guys actually are mean btw

<IzzyCreamcheese> see, thats the problem

<IzzyCreamcheese> god makes you so fucking beautiful

<IzzyCreamcheese> mentally/physically

<IzzyCreamcheese> then gives you guys a mean streak

<IzzyCreamcheese> and puppet strings

<IzzyCreamcheese> to perch us on

<IzzyCreamcheese> evil evil things :)

<Angie> lmao

<Lara> uh oh

<Lara> what did you do to mischa???

<Angie> I'm not evil...I'm sweet and pure n stuff

<Lara> yes, you are

<Angie> lol

<Lara> oh, me too

<Angie> :D

<Angie> Yep

* Lara looks all innocent

<Angie> hehe

* Gazman isnt convinced

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<IzzyCreamcheese> Sophia, we need your verdict

<IzzyCreamcheese> Women: Evil incarnate

<IzzyCreamcheese> Women: innocent

<IzzyCreamcheese> ?

<Sophia> hey izzy Whizzy

<Sophia> Well ;)

<Sophia> We like to act innocent

<Sophia> But we're not always innocent

<Sophia> That help?

<Sophia> rofl

<IzzyCreamcheese> hmm

<Sophia> Im innocent o:)

<Sophia> tiggys innocent O:)

<Sophia> Why Izzy :P, You think we're not

<Sophia> lol

<Sophia> Devils in disguise :D

<s8n|slp> Tiggy is about as innocent as a pedophile in a daycare.

<Sophia> :o

<IzzyCreamcheese> lol