When Kids Attack... 

 

 

 

 


It started out so innocent then the evil Izzy perved it up!!!!

 

Dec 29 12:41:32 (tiggy)            I think my kids are sucking up

Dec 29 12:41:33 (Smoking)      I have no clue what you are tlaking about now

Dec 29 12:41:34 (Ennis)           :/

Dec 29 12:41:34 (Smoking)      :|

Dec 29 12:41:38 (tiggy)            They made me toast

Dec 29 12:41:51 (Smoking)      probably did something wrong

Dec 29 12:41:59 (Smoking)      go and check on expensive stuff

Dec 29 12:42:00 (tiggy)            I already checked

Dec 29 12:42:05 (Smoking)      or animals?

Dec 29 12:42:08 (tiggy)            Gameboy SP's all here

Dec 29 12:42:11 (tiggy)            DVD players fine

Dec 29 12:42:13 (tiggy)            TV's fine

Dec 29 12:42:21 (tiggy)            Game systems check out

Dec 29 12:42:24 (tiggy)            Dog is ok

Dec 29 12:42:27 (tiggy)            Cats are fine

Dec 29 12:42:34 (tiggy)            Kitchen appliances seem ok

Dec 29 12:42:36 (Smoking)      maybe they are just being nice?

Dec 29 12:42:40 (tiggy)            ....

Dec 29 12:42:44 (tiggy)            Yeah ok

Dec 29 12:42:45 (Smoking)      lol

Dec 29 12:42:46 (tiggy)            You aren't a parent

Dec 29 12:42:49 (Smoking)      no

Dec 29 12:42:54 (Smoking)      but I was nice to my folks

Dec 29 12:42:57 (Smoking)      sometimes....

Dec 29 12:42:59 (tiggy)            Kids do something nice out of the blue

Dec 29 12:43:02 (tiggy)            It's reason to worry

Dec 29 12:43:06 (Smoking)      lol

Dec 29 12:43:12 (UncleNicky) RUN

Dec 29 12:43:16 (UncleNicky) RUN NOW

Dec 29 12:43:19 (tiggy)            See

Dec 29 12:43:21 (tiggy)            UN knows

Dec 29 12:43:22 (Smoking)      haha

Dec 29 12:43:23 *       Angie nods

Dec 29 12:43:26 (Angie)          run

Dec 29 12:43:27 (tiggy)            Ok there's something up

Dec 29 12:43:28 (--     Cybraway has quit (Connection reset by peer)

Dec 29 12:43:30 (tiggy)            Definetly

Dec 29 12:43:36 (tiggy)            I just got handed a box of chocolates

Dec 29 12:43:38 (tiggy)            Told to stay put

Dec 29 12:43:41 (UncleNicky) oh shit

Dec 29 12:43:42 (tiggy)            And my office door closed

Dec 29 12:43:42 (Angie)          ..

Dec 29 12:43:44 (UncleNicky) your dead

Dec 29 12:43:48 *       UncleNicky crosses himself

Dec 29 12:43:55 (tiggy)            This could be dangerous

Dec 29 12:44:00 (Angie)          lol

Dec 29 12:44:01 (bighead)       you might be getting tied up and power washed

Dec 29 12:44:02 (UncleNicky) get your guns out

Dec 29 12:44:18 (InnocentEvil)            i did nice stuff for my mom.

Dec 29 12:44:22 (UncleNicky) shoot them before they make their nexy\t move

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Dec 29 12:44:56 *       tiggy listens

Dec 29 12:45:01 (tiggy)            They are in the living room?

Dec 29 12:45:13 *       UncleNicky prays for tiggy to get out alive

Dec 29 12:45:29 (tiggy)            I hear furniture being moved

Dec 29 12:45:32 (tiggy)            And the floor is shaking

Dec 29 12:45:37 (InnocentEvil)            heh

Dec 29 12:45:41 (UncleNicky) oh dear God

Dec 29 12:45:46 (Jono)            They're setting up a fort

Dec 29 12:45:48 (Angie)          uh oh

Dec 29 12:45:51 (Jono)            with bow and arrows and shit

Dec 29 12:45:52 (Jono)            :O

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Dec 29 12:46:01 (UncleNicky) look, shoot them now, if we are wrong you can have some of mine

Dec 29 12:46:04 (Atrophy)      do they own pellet guns?

Dec 29 12:46:08 (tiggy)            No

Dec 29 12:46:08 (Angie)          lol

Dec 29 12:46:11 (tiggy)            Just bows and arrows

Dec 29 12:46:16 (Jono)            :S

Dec 29 12:46:17 (tiggy)            I own the pellet rifles

Dec 29 12:46:25 (Jono)            Uhm, are they in the living room?

Dec 29 12:46:27 (Jono)            :S

Dec 29 12:46:31 (tiggy)            No

Dec 29 12:46:33 (tiggy)            I have the bows

Dec 29 12:46:41 (UncleNicky) wrong choice

Dec 29 12:46:42 (Jono)            Knives?

Dec 29 12:46:42 (Jono)            Forks?

Dec 29 12:46:44 (Jono)            SPOONS!?!

Dec 29 12:46:45 (UncleNicky) get the arrows

Dec 29 12:46:45 (tiggy)            ...

Dec 29 12:46:51 (tiggy)            Kitchen is right off the living room

Dec 29 12:46:56 (tiggy)            Dude I hear my keys?

Dec 29 12:47:05 (Evsie)           they're stealing your car

Dec 29 12:47:06 (UncleNicky) maybe they are leaving

Dec 29 12:47:08 (tiggy)            Can't

Dec 29 12:47:08 (UncleNicky) YAY!!!!!

Dec 29 12:47:12 (Angie)          lol

Dec 29 12:47:13 (tiggy)            Char has it

Dec 29 12:47:16 (tiggy)            He's at work

Dec 29 12:47:23 (Atrophy)      they're using the car as a getaway after they use the bow and arrows

Dec 29 12:47:34 (tiggy)            lol

Dec 29 12:47:38 (Jono)            And the spoons! Don't forget about the spoons!

Dec 29 12:47:39 (tiggy)            Whoa

Dec 29 12:47:40 (tiggy)            Dude

Dec 29 12:47:43 (tiggy)            The vacuum?

Dec 29 12:47:46 (tiggy)            Yeah they are sucking up

Dec 29 12:47:48 (UncleNicky) oh no

Dec 29 12:47:50 (tiggy)            They are cleaning the living room

Dec 29 12:47:51 (Evsie)           are the keys to the gun cabinet on there?

Dec 29 12:47:52 (UncleNicky) fuckin no way

Dec 29 12:47:52 (Jono)            I thought you were gonna say....

Dec 29 12:47:56 (Jono)            Dude,

Dec 29 12:47:57 (Angie)          omg tiggy

Dec 29 12:47:57 (UncleNicky) this is real bad

Dec 29 12:47:58 (tiggy)            Nope

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Dec 29 12:47:59 (Jono)            Weres my car?!

Dec 29 12:48:01 (tiggy)            I have the keys to tht

Dec 29 12:48:03 (tiggy)            that*

Dec 29 12:48:05 (tiggy)            Yep

Dec 29 12:48:09 (tiggy)            They are cleaning the living room

Dec 29 12:48:12 (tiggy)            One is in there

Dec 29 12:48:14 (UncleNicky) tiggy they are using a vacuum

Dec 29 12:48:15 (tiggy)            And one is doing dishes

Dec 29 12:48:18 (tiggy)            They are sucking up

Dec 29 12:48:19 (UncleNicky) omg

Dec 29 12:48:26 (Evsie)           what do they want?

Dec 29 12:48:26 (Jono)            OMG, full on offence!

Dec 29 12:48:29 (InnocentEvil)            what do they usually want after sucking up?

Dec 29 12:48:29 (Evsie)           OR

Dec 29 12:48:32 (Angie)          They must have done something really awful :S

Dec 29 12:48:34 (UncleNicky) check for dead bodiees out back

Dec 29 12:48:38 (tiggy)            LOL Angie

Dec 29 12:48:39 (Angie)          lol

Dec 29 12:48:40 (Atrophy)      do you have a pet that's missing?

Dec 29 12:48:42 (Evsie)           what have they done wrong, that you haven't found out about yet

Dec 29 12:48:48 (tiggy)            All 6 cats accounted for

Dec 29 12:48:50 (tiggy)            The dog too

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Dec 29 12:48:54 (tiggy)            All chickens

Dec 29 12:48:55 (tiggy)            All roosters

Dec 29 12:49:02 (tiggy)            All bikes, guns, bows, and hockey gear

Dec 29 12:49:06 (UncleNicky) make sure the cats are moving and not just stuffed to look alive

Dec 29 12:49:06 (tiggy)            All appliances

Dec 29 12:49:11 (tiggy)            All home entertainment

Dec 29 12:49:35 (Evsie)           do you smell smoke?

Dec 29 12:49:40 (tiggy)            Nope

Dec 29 12:49:40 (Jono)            :S

Dec 29 12:49:44 (Evsie)           ahhh

Dec 29 12:49:45 ---     tita is now known as tita|shower

Dec 29 12:49:47 (Evsie)           I've got it

Dec 29 12:49:52 (Evsie)           check your stash

Dec 29 12:49:55 ---     Izzy is now known as Izzy|shower

Dec 29 12:49:56 (Evsie)           Maddy's been at your weed

Dec 29 12:49:58 (Angie)          eeek

Dec 29 12:49:59 (tiggy)            LMAO

Dec 29 12:49:59 (Angie)          :S

Dec 29 12:50:01 (Jono)            LOL

Dec 29 12:50:02 (--     SomeGuy has quit (Peace and Protection 4.22)

Dec 29 12:50:10 (tiggy)            Naw it's fine

Dec 29 12:50:13 (tiggy)            It's in my desk

Dec 29 12:50:14 (tiggy)            Right here

Dec 29 12:50:25 (Angie)          phew

Dec 29 12:50:31 (tiggy)            I did bust him chugging back my rum and coke on Xmas eve though

Dec 29 12:50:37 (Evsie)           lol

Dec 29 12:50:37 (Jono)            What about your pipes? And bongs?

Dec 29 12:50:40 (Angie)          lol

Dec 29 12:50:42 (tiggy)            All safe

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Dec 29 12:50:47 (Jono)            Good good

Dec 29 12:50:50 (tiggy)            In my closet in here

Dec 29 12:51:02 (Izzy|shower) erm.. toys of adult nature?

Dec 29 12:51:08 (Jono)            Good thinking

Dec 29 12:51:13 (Izzy|shower) LIKE THE 18 INCH BLUE DOUBLE SIDED DILDO

Dec 29 12:51:18 (Angie)          lmao

Dec 29 12:51:23 (Jono)            Rofl!

Dec 29 12:51:25 (tiggy)            I mailed that to you Izzy

Dec 29 12:51:28 (Izzy|shower) yay

Dec 29 12:51:29 (Angie)          LOL

Dec 29 12:51:29 (Jono)            haha

Dec 29 12:51:30 (tiggy)            You said you wanted it

Dec 29 12:51:35 (Smoking)      lol

Dec 29 12:51:36 (Izzy|shower) its the wrong color :(

Dec 29 12:51:41 ---     Smoking is now known as Mike|Away

Dec 29 12:51:42 (tiggy)            Purple next time?

Dec 29 12:51:48 (tiggy)            Or the flourescent green?

Dec 29 12:51:49 (Izzy|shower) heh like why do they make them odd colors?

Dec 29 12:51:58 (tiggy)            For the visual

Dec 29 12:52:01 (Izzy|shower) like.. i dont think you are trying to match your decor..?

Dec 29 12:52:06 (Evsie)           I love the ones with a light on the end

Dec 29 12:52:06 (Izzy|shower) do you really want something purple in you?

Dec 29 12:52:07 (Jono)            hahah

Dec 29 12:52:09 (Izzy|shower) purple is like.. mold

Dec 29 12:52:16 (Angie)          lol

Dec 29 12:52:19 (Izzy|shower) and blue?

Dec 29 12:52:22 (tiggy)            Ok what about the gold ones?

Dec 29 12:52:22 (Izzy|shower) theres nothing in nature thats blue

Dec 29 12:52:27 (Atrophy)      cheese

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Dec 29 12:52:30 (InnocentEvil)            the sky?

Dec 29 12:52:30 *       Evsie goes to throw out his purple vibrator

Dec 29 12:52:31 (tiggy)            Flowers

Dec 29 12:52:34 ---     Megz is now known as Megz|gone

Dec 29 12:52:44 (Izzy|shower) erm.. let me reword

Dec 29 12:52:47 (Evsie)           the ocean

Dec 29 12:52:54 (Jono)            lol

Dec 29 12:52:56 (Izzy|shower) notihng in nature that is blue.. that you should really want up inside you

Dec 29 12:52:56 (tiggy)            Sky

Dec 29 12:53:01 (tiggy)            LMAO

Dec 29 12:53:04 (Jono)            But what is?

Dec 29 12:53:05 (tiggy)            That rhymed

Dec 29 12:53:06 (Angie)          lmao

Dec 29 12:53:09 (Izzy|shower) the ocean isnt blue "/

Dec 29 12:53:17 (InnocentEvil)            its not?

Dec 29 12:53:21 (tiggy)            No

Dec 29 12:53:23 (tiggy)            The water is clear

Dec 29 12:53:27 (Izzy|shower) is a pool blue?

Dec 29 12:53:29 ---     Don_F is now known as Don_F|pokerdude

Dec 29 12:53:29 (Izzy|shower) no the bottom is :)

Dec 29 12:53:29 (tiggy)            It's the algae that gives it colour

Dec 29 12:53:33 (Atrophy)      our water is brownish

Dec 29 12:53:41 (Izzy|shower) but the water itself is clear