(Not from IRC but still funny as hell. Love ya Dad.. BIG MEANIE
PANTS!!)
Squire says:
sleepy time? at this young hour? pffffffffft call yourself a
daughter of mine?
tiggy says:
Haha
tiggy says:
Oops
Squire says:
hehehehe
tiggy says:
Well I've
been up for 2 hours
Squire says:
lmao, yeah yeah. don't worry, i know how it happens, first the
hips go, then the will to live
tiggy says:
LOL
tiggy says:
I was up
until 3
Squire says:
lol, stop out
tiggy says:
Protecting
my house from a family of 4 raccoons
Squire says:
are they like vermin then?
tiggy says:
Not
normally
tiggy says:
But like
these ones are evil
tiggy says:
We have our
cat food out on the front porch.
Noticed we've been going through a lot lately. Last week it was actually hot for once so we had the door
open. Were sitting on the couch smoking
one and saw a raccoon.
tiggy says:
Walked
right up to the pan the food is in and started munching.
tiggy says:
We were 6
feet away
tiggy says:
Thought it
was cute
Squire says:
ROFL
Squire says:
i held a skunk the other week!
tiggy says:
It's
happened a few times now.
tiggy says:
We were
fine with it until the other night
tiggy says:
LOL they
smell
Squire says:
nah, they were babies, they were sooooooooo cute lol
tiggy says:
Sitting on
the couch with bong in hand look out the door and there's not one raccoon
tiggy says:
But 2
adults and 3 kids
tiggy says:
ALL EATING
MY CAT FOOD
Squire says:
ouch
Squire says:
we have that problem with foxes
tiggy says:
They come
down at the same time every night
tiggy says:
So, me
thinking I'm smart
tiggy says:
Put the cat
food inside the door last night
tiggy says:
Was hot so
we had it open
tiggy says:
The fuckers
CAME IN THE HOUSE
Squire says:
LMFAO
Squire says:
cheeky fuckers
tiggy says:
Yuh huh
tiggy says:
They're
munching away a few feet from us
tiggy says:
Both Char
and I are cowering on the couch
Squire says:
get the gun out!
tiggy says:
Every time
we moved they hissed and shit
tiggy says:
DUDE WE
COULDN'T!
tiggy says:
Gun is in my
bedroom
tiggy says:
Which is in
direct path of the evil raccoon family
Squire says:
they aint gonna eat you woman!
Squire says:
make actions like an albatross or summat lol
tiggy says:
You go
walking inches from 5 hungry hissing raccoons
tiggy says:
The adults
are the size of oh.. a mediumish dog
Squire says:
fuck me really?
tiggy says:
My dog's
shoulders are at my knees
Squire says:
hahahahahahaha
tiggy says:
These two
raccoons backs were that high
tiggy says:
No fucking
way I was going over there
tiggy says:
So we sat
there... Pinned... Smoking bowl after bowl for an hour
tiggy says:
Fucking
things wouldn't leave
Squire says:
lmfao
Squire says:
thats madness
tiggy says:
I figure
they were sticking around for the free buzz
Squire says:
get them on the bong
Squire says:
mind you, they'll get the munchies then
Squire says:
probs not a good idea
tiggy says:
Fuck that
shit, I don't want them in my house!
tiggy says:
One night,
I didn't fill the food pan out there...
tiggy says:
Bastards
tipped open my trash can
tiggy says:
Opened it
(and that's tough for me it's so bitchy)
tiggy says:
And I woke
up to garbage everywhere
tiggy says:
They
through temper tantrums like that if there's no food out there
Squire says:
get racoon poison!
tiggy says:
Illegal to
kill them
Squire says:
but if they're trespassing.............
Squire says:
i thought that was legal lol
tiggy says:
lol
tiggy says:
I so wish
tiggy says:
I called
animal control
tiggy says:
No food
outside
tiggy says:
No garbage
outside
tiggy says:
And keep my
doors and windows closed no matter how hot it is
Squire says:
hahahahahahahahaha
Squire says:
i'm sorry, i shouldn't laugh lol
Squire says:
bit its funny
tiggy says:
I did!!!
tiggy says:
I was
giggling my ass off
Squire says:
hahahahahaha
tiggy says:
Fucking
taken hostage by 5 raccoons
Squire says:
lmao
tiggy says:
The babies
are the size of very large cats
Squire says:
oh my god, i'm gonna get some mileage out of this lol
tiggy says:
Rita,
Rocky, and the Squirt Triplets
Squire says:
nice!
tiggy says:
Tonight's
gonna be rough, I'm bbqing
tiggy says:
I'm gonna
be looking over my shoulder the whole time
Squire says:
lmfao
Squire says:
they like duvets i hear?
tiggy says:
They like
anything and everything
tiggy says:
Even
tearing pizza boxes into shreds
Squire says:
they like tiggy's, they'll hunt em down from miles around!
tiggy says:
Noooooooo!
Squire says:
\o/
tiggy says:
I gotta
remember to put a camera beside the couch
tiggy says:
That way
when they take over again somehow tonight I can get a pic
tiggy says:
Fucking
scary bastards
tiggy says:
Hissing,
growling, spitting, standing on their hind legs
Squire says:
they've moved in now you know!
Squire says:
part of the family
tiggy says:
Fuck off
lmao
tiggy says:
I'm afraid
to say anything in #mafia about them. I
can imagine the harrassment from Izzy
tiggy says:
I think I
mentioned them once and got abused
Squire says:
ooooooooooooo you really REALLY shouldn't have said that
tiggy says:
...
tiggy says:
NO ONE IS THERE
tiggy says:
THEY ARE
ALL IDLE
