So the boys tried to get us girls back for #15 and #16… In the end.. THEY FAILED!!!!
Dec 29 13:22:37 (Izzy) toilet
paper
Dec 29 13:22:39 (Izzy) WHY
BY SAND PAPER
Dec 29 13:22:43 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:22:46 (tiggy) Oh
don't go there
Dec 29 13:22:50 (Izzy) not
saying you need to wipe your ass with pillows
Dec 29 13:22:51 (tiggy) You
men don't suffer
Dec 29 13:22:54 (Izzy) but
hell
Dec 29 13:22:57 (tiggy) We
wipe it how many times more than you?
Dec 29 13:23:00 (Izzy) 3
wiped and my ass bleeds?
Dec 29 13:23:02 (Izzy) get
differnet paper
Dec 29 13:23:05 (tiggy) We
gotta wipe whenever we sit on the toilet
Dec 29 13:23:06 (Izzy) *wipes
Dec 29 13:23:22 (tiggy) Purex
3 ply for me
Dec 29 13:23:26 (tiggy) Or
Charmin Ultra
Dec 29 13:23:29 (Megz) i
still do a little wiggle and then wipe
Dec 29 13:23:35 (Megz) still
in my head since i was little :S
Dec 29 13:23:36 (tiggy) Charlie
brought home some generic shit
Dec 29 13:23:40 (tiggy) I
went and bought my own
Dec 29 13:23:42 (-- FakeMan
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Dec 29 13:23:44 (tiggy) Made
him use it
Dec 29 13:23:44 (Angie) Yeah
Charmin or Angel Soft :)
Dec 29 13:23:47 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:23:53 (tiggy) Put
my name on it
Dec 29 13:24:00 (tiggy) Hid
it away
Dec 29 13:24:07 (tiggy) Kids
were bitching about their butts hurting
Dec 29 13:24:09 (Megz) I
used to buy tp for work, bc they would have like paper toilet paper that would
hurt :(
Dec 29 13:24:11 (tiggy) I
said "Talk to your dad"
Dec 29 13:24:22 (tiggy) Oh
the good ol' one ply stuff?
Dec 29 13:24:26 (tiggy) Where
you double it up
Dec 29 13:24:29 (tiggy) And
they save no money
Dec 29 13:24:36 (tiggy) Because
you make 6 ply out of their 1 ply
Dec 29 13:24:41 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:24:45 (Izzy) theres
this one kind i bought but like
Dec 29 13:24:47 (Izzy) it
was toooooo soft
Dec 29 13:24:50 (Izzy) you
end up with lint balls on your ass
Dec 29 13:24:54 (Angie) :S
Dec 29 13:24:57 (Izzy) and
then stuff up your toilet if you use more than 2 sheets
Dec 29 13:24:59 (tiggy) There's
toilet paper that's too soft?
Dec 29 13:25:04 (Angie) lmao
Dec 29 13:25:07 (tiggy) Wow
Dec 29 13:25:16 (Mithras) tiggy,
yeah
Dec 29 13:25:16 (Angie) What
kind was it?
Dec 29 13:25:19 * tiggy
checks her toilet paper
Dec 29 13:25:21 (Izzy) i
plugged the toilet up like 6 times with this one pack of toilet paper i bought
Dec 29 13:25:25 (Mithras) Man,
theres no friction there
Dec 29 13:25:25 (tiggy) lol
Dec 29 13:25:26 (Izzy) it
had to be maybe 6 plugs with 4 rolls?!
Dec 29 13:25:26 (Angie) eek
Dec 29 13:25:28 (Izzy) theres
somethign wrong there
Dec 29 13:25:29 (Mithras) it
glides over your hole
Dec 29 13:25:31 (Mithras) o_O
Dec 29 13:25:33 (Mithras) Picking
up nothing
Dec 29 13:25:44 (tiggy) You
gotta have soft TP
Dec 29 13:25:46 (tiggy) Or
your wincing
Dec 29 13:25:48 (Izzy) i
think it was some angel soft super something or rather
Dec 29 13:25:49 (tiggy) And
sitting funny
Dec 29 13:25:54 (tiggy) And
dreading going pee
Dec 29 13:26:01 (Izzy) heh
i remember i was at this house and they had like.. 3 shingles of tp
Dec 29 13:26:04 (Izzy) and
im like oh fuck
Dec 29 13:26:08 (tiggy) lol
Dec 29 13:26:11 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:26:12 (Izzy) so
i open up the doors under thes ink
Dec 29 13:26:13 (Izzy) *sink
Dec 29 13:26:18 (Izzy) and
see nothing.. but they had some baby wipes
Dec 29 13:26:21 (Izzy) yo
that shit stings!
Dec 29 13:26:25 (-- Ash
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Dec 29 13:26:26 (Angie) lmao
Dec 29 13:26:27 (tiggy) You
didn't flush them did you?
Dec 29 13:26:37 (tiggy) They
totally block up toilets
Dec 29 13:26:40 (Izzy) i
had to double check to make sure it wasnt like, Bleech wipes or something
Dec 29 13:26:42 (Izzy) tiggy...
Dec 29 13:26:43 (Angie) Yep
Dec 29 13:26:46 (tiggy) LOL
Dec 29 13:26:48 (Izzy) i
had to
Dec 29 13:26:50 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:26:51 (tiggy) It's
the aloe vera in them
Dec 29 13:26:54 (Izzy) im
not going to leave shit smeared baby wiped
Dec 29 13:26:57 (tiggy) lmao
Dec 29 13:27:01 (Izzy) *wipes
in their trash can
Dec 29 13:27:02 (Angie) LOL
Dec 29 13:27:06 (Izzy) which
was this little dainty "for looks" type can
Dec 29 13:27:14 (tiggy) Hahahahahahaha
Dec 29 13:27:15 (Mithras) Man,
I went to the toilet at my house in uni, and my shitty arsed housemates had
used practically all of the roll.
Dec 29 13:27:17 (Izzy) so
yeah i flushed them one at a time
Dec 29 13:27:21 (Mithras) I
was like 'ok, maybe theres enough'
Dec 29 13:27:27 (Mithras) I
was wrong
Dec 29 13:27:27 (Angie) lmao
Dec 29 13:27:31 (Mithras) So
I wedge the last bit up my arse
Dec 29 13:27:36 (Mithras) And
go to the kitchen
Dec 29 13:27:40 (Mithras) Look
under the sink
Dec 29 13:27:49 (Mithras) Nothing
there.... except those duster cloth thing
Dec 29 13:27:52 (Mithras) ...
Dec 29 13:27:54 (tiggy) You
keep your TP in the kitchen?
Dec 29 13:27:56 (Mithras) I
sat funny for a week
Dec 29 13:28:10 (tiggy) You
wiped your ass with a swiffer cloth?
Dec 29 13:28:17 (Mithras) Yep
Dec 29 13:28:18 (Angie) lmao
Dec 29 13:28:20 (Mithras) I
HAD NO CHOICE
Dec 29 13:28:24 (Angie) omg
Dec 29 13:28:29 (Gunpoint) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dec 29 13:28:29 (tiggy) Bwahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
Dec 29 13:28:32 (Mithras) Our
kitchen is next to our bathroom (old english house style)
Dec 29 13:28:39 (Mithras) My
arse, man
Dec 29 13:28:44 (Mithras) It
never forgave me
Dec 29 13:28:46 (Gunpoint) thats
whywhen I get done to lik 3 rolls I buy more
Dec 29 13:28:52 (Mithras) And
I didnt wanna flush them
Dec 29 13:28:52 (Mithras) So
Dec 29 13:28:58 (Mithras) I
got a plactic shopping bag
Dec 29 13:29:05 (Mithras) And
took it into the toilet with me
Dec 29 13:29:07 (Mithras) Sigh
Dec 29 13:29:22 (Mithras) Then
had to run through the living room with this bag full of shitty rags
Dec 29 13:29:27 (Mithras) To
the bin outside
Dec 29 13:29:39 (tiggy) Bwahaha
Dec 29 13:29:40 (tiggy) lmfao
Dec 29 13:29:49 (tiggy) Dude
Dec 29 13:29:54 (tiggy) Were
they the dry ones?
Dec 29 13:29:57 --- BrB
is now known as Jono
Dec 29 13:29:59 (Mithras) Yeah
Dec 29 13:30:03 (Mithras) Ouch
Dec 29 13:30:03 (tiggy) Swiffer
Dec 29 13:30:04 (tiggy) Well
Dec 29 13:30:06 (tiggy) At
least..
Dec 29 13:30:13 (tiggy) They
were absorbent
Dec 29 13:30:14 (Izzy) heh
Dec 29 13:30:17 (Izzy) not
to be disgusting
Dec 29 13:30:17 (Mithras) Ringhole
like sandblasted wood after that
Dec 29 13:30:25 (Izzy) but
while wheeling a few years ago, it was uber cold
Dec 29 13:30:27 (Izzy) no
leaves on trees
Dec 29 13:30:29 (Izzy) no
foiliage
Dec 29 13:30:29 (Mithras) No
tiggy, not absorbant at all
Dec 29 13:30:34 (Izzy) you
know.. socks work pretty well
Dec 29 13:30:39 (bighead) :/
Dec 29 13:30:45 (Mithras) Izzy,
that was my next option
Dec 29 13:30:50 (Mithras) But
I couldnt bring myself to do it
Dec 29 13:30:57 --- Don_F|BBS
is now known as _Stormvind_
Dec 29 13:31:01 (Mithras) Plus,
if i suddnely walked into the living room with no socks....
Dec 29 13:31:01 (Izzy) well
it was either that, or go another 8 hours with a shitty bum
Dec 29 13:31:07 (Mithras) People
would get suspicious, lol
Dec 29 13:31:14 (Mithras) Yeah,
but man
Dec 29 13:31:19 (Mithras) It
just dries and falls off
Dec 29 13:31:21 (Mithras) Its
all good
Dec 29 13:31:22 (tiggy) I
always have bare feet around the house
Dec 29 13:31:23 (Mithras) =D
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Dec 29 13:31:43 (Mithras) Ah
yeah. But I went into the toilet with socks on, lol
Dec 29 13:31:44 (Izzy) (Mithras)
It just dries and falls off
Dec 29 13:31:44 (Izzy) (Mithras)
Its all good
Dec 29 13:31:52 (Izzy) aparently,
you never saw izzy shit
Dec 29 13:31:54 (tiggy) So...
just say they got wet
Dec 29 13:31:58 (tiggy) Oh
dude Mithras
Dec 29 13:32:01 (tiggy) Just
go to my site
Dec 29 13:32:05 (tiggy) Read
the Atkins poop
Dec 29 13:32:11 (Mithras) Actually
Dec 29 13:32:12 (Mithras) sigh
Dec 29 13:32:12 (tiggy) That
will tell you all about Izzy poo
Dec 29 13:32:16 (Mithras) Thats
ironic
Dec 29 13:32:23 (Mithras) Last
night I did a two foot shit
Dec 29 13:32:27 (tiggy) ...
Dec 29 13:32:29 (Mithras) It
must have been that big, I swear
Dec 29 13:32:34 (Mithras) And
it clogged my toilet
Dec 29 13:32:43 (Mithras) So
I had to push the stuff down
Dec 29 13:32:46 (tiggy) Did
you have to beat it down?
Dec 29 13:32:48 (tiggy) Damn
Dec 29 13:32:48 (Mithras) So
it could flush again
Dec 29 13:32:51 (tiggy) That's
a big poo
Dec 29 13:32:52 (Megz) see
Dec 29 13:32:54 (Angie) lmao
Dec 29 13:33:00 (Izzy) atkins
poop!
Dec 29 13:33:01 (Megz) he's
allowed to talk like this
Dec 29 13:33:02 (Megz) but
Dec 29 13:33:05 (tiggy) lol
Izzy
Dec 29 13:33:06 (Mithras) The
tilet was full of shit water
Dec 29 13:33:10 (Mithras) With
nuggets floating around
Dec 29 13:33:13 (tiggy) I
know Megz
Dec 29 13:33:13 (Mithras) o_O
Dec 29 13:33:15 (Megz) if
i talk about the Denny's speedracer shit i had this morning
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Dec 29 13:33:17 (Megz) im
in trouble
Dec 29 13:33:21 (Izzy) dude
you know what makes no sense
Dec 29 13:33:25 (Izzy) some
turds float
Dec 29 13:33:26 (Izzy) some
sink
Dec 29 13:33:28 (Izzy) and
then some
Dec 29 13:33:29 (Izzy) SOME
Dec 29 13:33:31 (Izzy) are
half sinkers
Dec 29 13:33:32 (Izzy) half
floaters
Dec 29 13:33:41 (Megz) lol
"the sink factor"
Dec 29 13:33:41 (Angie) LOL
Dec 29 13:33:46 (tiggy) Denny's
always does the speedracer shit
Dec 29 13:33:47 (Megz) that
was in our poop convo too
Dec 29 13:33:50 (tiggy) It's
something in their water
Dec 29 13:33:52 (Mithras) They're
the 'speshul' shits
Dec 29 13:33:53 (Izzy) MY
POOP SHOULD HAVE CONSISTANT BOYANCY DAMNIT
Dec 29 13:33:54 (Megz) tiggy
Dec 29 13:33:57 (Megz) yea
Dec 29 13:33:58 (Megz) its
like
Dec 29 13:34:01 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:34:03 (Megz) by
the time you get home
Dec 29 13:34:07 (Mithras) I
was scared last night
Dec 29 13:34:09 (tiggy) Even
if you get something covered in cheese
Dec 29 13:34:14 (Megz) you're
running funny to the door and praying you can get your pants down
Dec 29 13:34:16 (Mithras) I
though i'd shat out my large intestine
Dec 29 13:34:16 (Izzy) you
know what i love but cant eat?
Dec 29 13:34:19 (tiggy) You
still gotta race to the bathroom
Dec 29 13:34:22 (Izzy) Raisin
Bran :(
Dec 29 13:34:26 (Megz) well
see, im lactose intolerant so cheese just adds to the speed
Dec 29 13:34:26 (Izzy) that
tears me up
Dec 29 13:34:26 (Megz) lol
Dec 29 13:34:30 (Izzy) and
it smells.. SO FUCKING bad
Dec 29 13:34:30 (tiggy) Oh
dude
Dec 29 13:34:33 (tiggy) That
would suck
Dec 29 13:34:34 (Izzy) but
i love it
Dec 29 13:34:34 (tiggy) Mmmmmmmmmm
Dec 29 13:34:36 (tiggy) Raisin
Bran
Dec 29 13:34:46 (tiggy) What's
also good are blueberry bran muffins
Dec 29 13:34:48 (Izzy) Raisin
Brain, and sometimes mix in a little honey nut cheerio
Dec 29 13:34:53 (tiggy) Oooo
Dec 29 13:34:57 (Angie) omg...the
baby LOVES raisin bran
Dec 29 13:35:00 (Mithras) And
you know what? After having that 2 foot monster, I frigging went for ANOTHER
shite an hour later
Dec 29 13:35:06 (Mithras) Someone
explain that to me!!!!!!
Dec 29 13:35:07 (tiggy) ...........
Dec 29 13:35:12 (Angie) :S
Dec 29 13:35:13 (Izzy) Mithras
ever have one so long it hurt to sit down?
Dec 29 13:35:14 (tiggy) You
have a lot of bowel?
Dec 29 13:35:21 (Mithras) Izzy,
all the time
Dec 29 13:35:30 (Mithras) I
shit like a beast
Dec 29 13:35:34 (Mithras) Does
that make me cool?
Dec 29 13:35:35 (_Stormvind_) lol
Dec 29 13:35:38 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:35:40 (Megz) sigh
Dec 29 13:35:45 * tiggy
sits with Megz
Dec 29 13:35:45 (Angie) I
dont think so :S
Dec 29 13:35:45 (Mithras) Megz
Dec 29 13:35:47 (Megz) its
really no fun when the boys talk about it
Dec 29 13:35:48 (Mithras) You
smelled it
Dec 29 13:35:49 (tiggy) Boys
do it
Dec 29 13:35:50 (Mithras) What
do you think?
Dec 29 13:35:51 (Izzy) heh
any of you guys take immodium?
Dec 29 13:35:52 (tiggy) Girls
can't
Dec 29 13:35:54 (tiggy) Sucks
Dec 29 13:35:57 (Mithras) Izzy
Dec 29 13:35:58 --) Ranger
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Dec 29 13:35:59 * Angie
nods
Dec 29 13:35:59 (tiggy) I
gave it to my sister once
Dec 29 13:36:00 (Izzy) well,
i came from a family where more is always better...
Dec 29 13:36:00 --) InnocentEvil
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Dec 29 13:36:02 (Megz) k
im not talking about the way your pewp smells.
Dec 29 13:36:02 (Mithras) I
take that all the time at festivals
Dec 29 13:36:03 (tiggy) She
wasn't happy with me
Dec 29 13:36:08 (Izzy) so
i remember one time i had diahrea really bad.. and i had to go out
Dec 29 13:36:08 (Mithras) When
I dont WANT to shit
Dec 29 13:36:11 (Izzy) so
i was like..
Dec 29 13:36:12 (Izzy) ill
take 4
Dec 29 13:36:13 (-- lil_sweet_angel
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Dec 29 13:36:18 (Izzy) however
they wernet regular
Dec 29 13:36:23 (Izzy) they
were the AD ADvanced
Dec 29 13:36:29 (Megz) sometimes
after i have a menthol cig i need to shit before the cig is done
Dec 29 13:36:30 (Izzy) which
i didnt know were stronger
Dec 29 13:36:32 (Megz) cleans
me right out
Dec 29 13:36:34 (Izzy) 3
days later... i gave birth
Dec 29 13:36:39 (Angie) lmfao
Dec 29 13:36:40 (tiggy) LOL
Dec 29 13:36:45 (Izzy) so
help me god
Dec 29 13:36:46 (Izzy) it
hurt
Dec 29 13:36:48 (Izzy) sooooo
fucking bad
Dec 29 13:36:52 (tiggy) Hahahahahaha
Dec 29 13:36:54 (Megz) lol
Dec 29 13:36:54 (Izzy) i
was actually tempted to reach in and give it an escort
Dec 29 13:36:55 (Izzy) :(
Dec 29 13:37:01 (Megz) BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Dec 29 13:37:07 (Izzy) and
like it would taunt
Dec 29 13:37:08 (tiggy) LMAO
Dec 29 13:37:09 (Angie) LOL
Dec 29 13:37:11 (tiggy) Bwahahahahahahaha
Dec 29 13:37:15 (Izzy) id
PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and it would go out 1/4 of an inch
Dec 29 13:37:17 (Izzy) and
then id stop pushing
Dec 29 13:37:20 (Izzy) and
it go back in 1/4 of an inch
Dec 29 13:37:20 (Megz) omg
Dec 29 13:37:23 * Megz
gags a lil
Dec 29 13:37:23 (Izzy) im
like.. wtf :(
Dec 29 13:37:31 (Izzy) its
playing peek-a-poo
Dec 29 13:37:31 (Mithras) lmfao.
Those shits I hate
Dec 29 13:37:32 (tiggy) Ahh
yeah
Dec 29 13:37:37 (tiggy) The
peek-a-poo
Dec 29 13:37:44 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:37:46 (tiggy) I
gotta find that email again
Dec 29 13:37:48 --- _Stormvind_
is now known as Don_F|Away
Dec 29 13:37:49 (Megz) its
the turtle head
Dec 29 13:37:52 (tiggy) The
list of different kinds of poop
Dec 29 13:37:53 (Megz) where
it just chills there
Dec 29 13:37:56 (Izzy) but
i remember wheni finally gave birth
Dec 29 13:37:58 (Pepino) b00
Dec 29 13:37:58 (Izzy) before
i wiped or anything
Dec 29 13:38:01 (Izzy) i
had to turn around and look
Dec 29 13:38:02 (Mithras) You
strain for ages and like, bite on a towel.... bit THROUGH the towel, so bite
the sink instead
Dec 29 13:38:08 (Izzy) and
the first peice was like...
Dec 29 13:38:12 (Izzy) a
baseball with a comet trail
Dec 29 13:38:20 (Izzy) ive
never shat somethign so wide
Dec 29 13:38:27 (Angie) LOL
Dec 29 13:38:28 (-- Pepino
has quit ()
Dec 29 13:38:45 (Mithras) Has
anyone ever been in a real hurry, ran to the toilet and FORCED that fucker out
too damn quick???
Dec 29 13:38:56 (Mithras) Did
you scream as much as I did?
Dec 29 13:38:57 (Izzy) i
never really forced it before?
Dec 29 13:39:03 (Megz) lol
Dec 29 13:39:05 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:39:06 (Mithras) Dude
Dec 29 13:39:07 (Izzy) except
for the imodium overdose incident
Dec 29 13:39:08 (Megz) god
Dec 29 13:39:09 (Mithras) Never
do it
Dec 29 13:39:20 (Izzy) ever
splatter the bowl?
Dec 29 13:39:20 (Mithras) I
screamed like Axl Rose on crack
Dec 29 13:39:21 (deimios) imodium
overdose....
Dec 29 13:39:24 (bighead) dude,
that hurts. You feel like you forced half your body out.
Dec 29 13:39:25 (deimios) nasty
Dec 29 13:39:25 (Megz) when
my mother asks why i love you so much dean, imma show her this log
Dec 29 13:39:27 (Izzy) how
the fuck does one splatter the bowl?
Dec 29 13:39:27 * Megz
nods
Dec 29 13:39:28 (Megz) lol
@ log
Dec 29 13:39:40 (Mithras) Izzy,
pebbledashing the bowl, yeah
Dec 29 13:39:42 (Izzy) you
go into a public bathroom, and the entire toilet inside
Dec 29 13:39:43 (Mithras) Its
a regular thing
Dec 29 13:39:43 (Izzy) splattered
Dec 29 13:39:50 (bighead) isn't
hard
Dec 29 13:39:53 (Megz) omg
gag
Dec 29 13:39:59 (Mithras) Man
Dec 29 13:40:01 (Izzy) but
like.. how do you splatter the SIDES of the inside of the toilet?
Dec 29 13:40:03 (bighead) sloppy
and windy
Dec 29 13:40:05 (Mithras) Its
sprays like a tommy gun
Dec 29 13:40:05 (Izzy) i
can see near the water line
Dec 29 13:40:13 (Megz) tiggy
Dec 29 13:40:14 (Izzy) but
what, does it come out the ass, make a left, and hit the wall?
Dec 29 13:40:19 (Megz) name
this one "the boy's revenge"
Dec 29 13:40:25 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:40:38 (tiggy) LOL
Dec 29 13:41:18 (Angie) ohhh
Tiggy I think I found it
Dec 29 13:41:20 (Angie) http://www.funclown.com/shit.htm
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Dec 29 13:41:34 (bighead) yay!
Dec 29 13:41:34 (bighead) haha
Dec 29 13:41:42 (Angie) Is
that what you were talking about?
Dec 29 13:41:54 (tiggy) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
Dec 29 13:41:57 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:41:59 (Jono) That
link looks dodgy :/
Dec 29 13:42:13 --) Carlito_Riviera
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Dec 29 13:42:15 (Angie) You
think I would paste something dodgy Jono?
Dec 29 13:42:17 (Angie) :P
Dec 29 13:42:22 (Jono) Lol,
Possibly :P
Dec 29 13:42:27 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:42:28 (tiggy) The
Ghost Shit
Dec 29 13:42:28 (tiggy) The
kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no
shit in the bowl.
Dec 29 13:42:36 (Jono) :/'
Dec 29 13:42:36 (-- Mithras
has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Carlito_Riviera)))
Dec 29 13:42:42 (tiggy) The
Clean Shit
Dec 29 13:42:42 (tiggy) The
kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on
the toilet paper.
Dec 29 13:42:43 --- Carlito_Riviera
is now known as Mithras
Dec 29 13:42:46 --- Bailey
gives channel operator status to Mithras
Dec 29 13:42:48 * Angie
giggles
Dec 29 13:42:59 (tiggy) The
Wet Shit
Dec 29 13:42:59 (tiggy) You
wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting
toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with
those dreadful skid marks.
Dec 29 13:43:13 (Megz) lol.
Dec 29 13:43:15 (tiggy) The
Second Wave Shit
Dec 29 13:43:15 (tiggy) This
shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you
suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
Dec 29 13:43:21 (Izzy) (tiggy)
The Clean Shit
Dec 29 13:43:22 (Megz) thats
why i have baby wipes sitting behind my toilet
Dec 29 13:43:23 (Izzy) i
love those
Dec 29 13:43:25 (Izzy) i
wish everyone was like that
Dec 29 13:43:30 (tiggy) lol
Dec 29 13:43:31 (Angie) lmao
Dec 29 13:43:32 (tiggy) The
Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit
Dec 29 13:43:32 (tiggy) Also
known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so
much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
Dec 29 13:44:01 (Mike|Away) I
wish I hadnt come back now
Dec 29 13:44:06 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:44:17 (tiggy) The
Corn Shit
Dec 29 13:44:17 (tiggy) No
explanation necessary.
Dec 29 13:44:22 (Gunpoint) I
wish I had missed this whole convo
Dec 29 13:44:27 (Gunpoint) but
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Dec 29 13:44:28 (tiggy) The
Lincoln Log Shit
Dec 29 13:44:28 (tiggy) The
kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first
breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Dec 29 13:44:36 (Mike|Away) haha
Dec 29 13:44:41 (Jono) :/
Dec 29 13:44:42 (Gunpoint) I
have that list some where too tiggy
Dec 29 13:44:49 (Mithras) Guys
Dec 29 13:44:49 (Mithras) Come
on
Dec 29 13:44:49 (Mithras) We
all do it
Dec 29 13:44:49 (Mithras) No
need to be shy
Dec 29 13:44:49 (Mithras) Talk
to us abut your shits
Dec 29 13:44:50 (tiggy) The
Nororius Drinker Shit
Dec 29 13:44:50 (tiggy) The
kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most
noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after
you flush.
Dec 29 13:45:07 (tiggy) The
"Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
Dec 29 13:45:07 (tiggy) The
kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you
can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
Dec 29 13:45:09 --) Jake
(zoo_york54@12-214-32-195.client.mchsi.com) has joined #mafia
Dec 29 13:45:25 (tiggy) The
Wet Cheeks Shit
Dec 29 13:45:25 (tiggy) Also
known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass
so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
Dec 29 13:45:30 (bighead) haha
Dec 29 13:45:32 (bighead) so
true
Dec 29 13:45:34 (Megz) lol
Dec 29 13:45:37 (Megz) that
was my nuclear shit
Dec 29 13:45:42 --) Jerusalem
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Dec 29 13:45:44 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:45:44 (tiggy) The
Liquid Shit
Dec 29 13:45:44 (tiggy) That's
the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all
over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your
tender poop-chute.
Dec 29 13:45:46 (Megz) where
the water comes back up and hits you in the ass
Dec 29 13:45:48 --- Jake
is now known as atwork
Dec 29 13:46:00 (bighead) it
feels good until you realise where it came from
Dec 29 13:46:07 (tiggy) The
Mexican Food Shit
Dec 29 13:46:07 (tiggy) A
class all on its own.
Dec 29 13:46:07 (tiggy) The
Crowd Pleaser
Dec 29 13:46:07 (tiggy) This
shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to
someone before flushing.
Dec 29 13:46:07 (Izzy) heh
Dec 29 13:46:39 (tiggy) Would
that be your 2 ft shit Mithras?
Dec 29 13:46:42 (tiggy) The
Mexican Food Shit
Dec 29 13:46:42 (tiggy) A
class all on its own.
Dec 29 13:46:42 (tiggy) The
Crowd Pleaser
Dec 29 13:46:42 (tiggy) This
shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to
someone before flushing.
Dec 29 13:46:46 (tiggy) Ack
Dec 29 13:46:52 (tiggy) The
Mood Enhancer
Dec 29 13:46:52 (tiggy) This
shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be
your old self again.
Dec 29 13:47:13 (bighead) that
is also just after the crampy one.
Dec 29 13:47:20 (Jerusalem) ....
I so came in at the wrong time
Dec 29 13:47:24 (tiggy) The
Ritual
Dec 29 13:47:24 (tiggy) This
shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a
newspaper.
Dec 29 13:47:24 (tiggy) The
Guinness Book Of Records Shit
Dec 29 13:47:24 (tiggy) A
shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
Dec 29 13:47:26 (Angie) lmao
Dec 29 13:47:42 (tiggy) The
Aftershock Shit
Dec 29 13:47:42 (tiggy) This
shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next
seven hours is affected.
Dec 29 13:47:42 (bighead) what
is wrong with reading?
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has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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Dec 29 13:48:26 (tiggy) The
"Honeymoon's Over" Shit
Dec 29 13:48:26 (tiggy) This
is any shit created in the presence of another person.
Dec 29 13:48:40 --) Mithras
(MithOrBro.@ACB9283F.ipt.aol.com) has joined #mafia
Dec 29 13:48:44 (tiggy) The
Groaner
Dec 29 13:48:44 (tiggy) A
shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
Dec 29 13:48:47 --- Bailey
gives channel operator status to Mithras
Dec 29 13:48:57 (tiggy) The
Floater
Dec 29 13:48:57 (tiggy) Characterized
by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many
flushings.
Dec 29 13:49:04 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:49:11 (tiggy) The
Ranger
Dec 29 13:49:11 (tiggy) A
shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or
bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a
small piece of toilet paper.
Dec 29 13:49:40 (tiggy) The
Phantom Shit
Dec 29 13:49:40 (tiggy) This
appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
Dec 29 13:49:42 --) Cybraxxx
(cybraxxx@clanny.demon.nl) has joined #mafia
Dec 29 13:49:48 (tiggy) The
Peek-A-Boo Shit
Dec 29 13:49:48 (tiggy) Now
you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires
patience and muscle control.
Dec 29 13:49:51 (Fesol) uh
tiggy
Dec 29 13:49:52 (Fesol) lol
Dec 29 13:49:58 (bighead) heh
Dec 29 13:50:00 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:50:09 (bighead) so
many people are confused now
Dec 29 13:50:24 (tiggy) lol
Dec 29 13:50:24 (Fesol) tiggy
always confuses me :p
Dec 29 13:50:27 (tiggy) The
Bombshell
Dec 29 13:50:27 (tiggy) A
shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate
to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near
shitting facilities.
Dec 29 13:50:30 * tiggy
giggles
Dec 29 13:50:40 (Angie) lmao
Dec 29 13:50:41 (Fesol) :x
Dec 29 13:50:43 (Fesol) lol
Dec 29 13:50:55 (tiggy) The
Snake Charmer
Dec 29 13:50:55 (tiggy) A
long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position -
usually harmless.
Dec 29 13:51:16 (tiggy) The
Back-To-Nature Shit
Dec 29 13:51:16 (tiggy) This
shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while
hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
Dec 29 13:51:24 (bighead) haha
Dec 29 13:51:36 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:51:36 (tiggy) The
Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
Dec 29 13:51:36 (tiggy) An
adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you
actually can't shit.
Dec 29 13:51:52 (tiggy) Premeditated
Shit
Dec 29 13:51:52 (tiggy) Laxative
induced. Doesn't count
Dec 29 13:52:02 (tiggy) Shitzopherenia
Dec 29 13:52:02 (tiggy) Fear
of shitting - can be fatal!
Dec 29 13:52:18 (tiggy) Energizer
Vs. Duracell Shit
Dec 29 13:52:18 (tiggy) Also
known as a "Still Going" shit.
Dec 29 13:52:23 (Mike|Away) lol
Dec 29 13:52:30 (Mike|Away) I
thought the previous would hav ebeen the last one
Dec 29 13:52:30 (Izzy) lol
Dec 29 13:52:35 (Mike|Away) but
no
Dec 29 13:52:42 (Angie) Theres
a few more ;)
Dec 29 13:52:43 (tiggy) The
Power Dump Shit
Dec 29 13:52:43 (tiggy) The
kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
Dec 29 13:52:52 (tiggy) The
Liquid Plumber Shit
Dec 29 13:52:52 (tiggy) This
kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the
floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)
Dec 29 13:52:57 (bighead) come
on!
Dec 29 13:52:59 (bighead) your
making me need toilet
Dec 29 13:53:03 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:53:12 (-- Izzy
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Dec 29 13:53:12 (tiggy) The
Spinal Tap Shit
Dec 29 13:53:12 (tiggy) The
kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming
out sideways.
Dec 29 13:53:28 (Mike|Away) yeah,
I have experienced those ones
Dec 29 13:53:33 (tiggy) This
one I wanna rename to "The Izzy Shit"
Dec 29 13:53:34 (tiggy) The
"I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
Dec 29 13:53:34 (tiggy) Similar
to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd
resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some
time afterwards.
Dec 29 13:53:35 (Mike|Away) nasty
Dec 29 13:53:37 --- bighead
is now known as bighead-iblame
Dec 29 13:53:42 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:53:50 (bighead-iblame) ack!
Dec 29 13:54:03 (tiggy) The
Porridge Shit
Dec 29 13:54:03 (tiggy) The
type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two
choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while
you sit there helpless.
Dec 29 13:54:22 (tiggy) The
"I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit
Dec 29 13:54:22 (tiggy) When
the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on
the way out in the morning.
Dec 29 13:54:38 (Mike|Away) im
actually eating doritos right now
Dec 29 13:54:41 (tiggy) The
"I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit
Dec 29 13:54:41 (tiggy) When
you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny
splashing sounds when they hit the water.
Dec 29 13:54:42 (Mike|Away) could
have done without that
Dec 29 13:54:45 (tiggy) Chew
them well Mike
Dec 29 13:54:47 (Angie) lol
Dec 29 13:54:49 (Jessie) lol
Dec 29 13:54:51 (Mike|Away) :)
Dec 29 13:54:53 (Mike|Away) thanks
for that
Dec 29 13:55:02 --- Mike|Away
is now known as Mike
Dec 29 13:55:04 (tiggy) The
"What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit
Dec 29 13:55:04 (tiggy) Also
sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn
anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the
door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
Dec 29 13:55:09 (-- Atrophy
has quit (Ping timeout)
Dec 29 13:55:23 (tiggy) And
finally
Dec 29 13:55:25 (tiggy) The
"I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit
Dec 29 13:55:25 (tiggy) Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.