Oct 19 00:07:08 (tiggy) (Spyder)
-Global- [tiggy] Everyone please PM Mithras, he's horny and looking for love
from anyone horny enough to overlook his warts and lisp, plus he just lost his
goldfish and is lonely.
Oct 19 00:07:08 (tiggy) (Spyder)
seeef
Oct 19 00:07:08 (tiggy) (Teddy)
is that guy gay?
Oct 19 00:07:08 (tiggy) (Teddy)
or does he just malest his fish?
Oct 19 00:07:08 (tiggy) (supermorio)
-Global- [tiggy] And to the dude that call me a guy... Go away now!! I am
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not a guy. *flashes her boobies*
Oct 19 00:07:08 (tiggy) (supermorio)
-
Oct 19 00:07:08 (tiggy) (SaSi)
nice boobs tiggy
Oct 19 00:07:08 (tiggy) (Spyder)
i like the *Flashes boobies* one better
Oct 19 00:07:08 (tiggy) (tiggy)
he's into fish and whale penii
Oct 19 00:07:25 (Mithras) WTF
Oct 19 00:07:26 (tiggy) You
have now been totally introduced in #injustice
Oct 19 00:07:59 (Hammer) lmao
Oct 19 00:08:37 (Hammer) tiggy,
what do I do if my webcam's drivers don't seem to install when I run the CD?
Oct 19 00:08:44 (tiggy) Erm
Oct 19 00:08:48 (tiggy) Check
their website
Oct 19 00:09:29 (Hammer) I
did, but all their advice on how to install it is based on the old Windows
layout
Oct 19 00:09:46 (Hammer) And
I'm on the new XP one
Oct 19 00:09:57 (Hammer) It's
compatible with XP though
Oct 19 00:10:01 (Hammer) Or
so it says
Oct 19 00:10:07 (tiggy) No
clue
Oct 19 00:10:14 (tiggy) I
use 2k pro
Oct 19 00:10:18 (tiggy) Not
Xpeeeeee
Oct 19 00:10:20 (Hammer) I'll
take it back and bitch some lol
Oct 19 00:10:20 (-- Buddy
has kicked Hammer from #fedeltainc (Watch your language!)
Oct 19 00:10:26 (LexiLynn) lol.
Oct 19 00:10:32 * LexiLynn
pets Buddy
Oct 19 00:10:39 (tiggy) lol
Oct 19 00:10:48 --) Hammer
(P.A.R.Warn@82-39-100-246.cable.ubr01.newy.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined
#fedeltainc
Oct 19 00:10:51 (Hammer) oops
lol
Oct 19 00:11:04 (Hammer) brb
Oct 19 00:11:06 (tiggy) ---
[tiggy] (tiggy@Zardos.whined.at.me.now.I.must.cry) : tiggy
Oct 19 00:11:25 --- Mithras
gives voice to Hammer
Oct 19 00:11:59 --) Phoenix
(Woza753@80.41.59.105) has joined #fedeltainc
Oct 19 00:12:13 (tiggy) Okies
now that you arses have kept me up an extra hour
Oct 19 00:12:16 (tiggy) I'm
going to bed ;p
Oct 19 00:12:22 (tiggy) (3
Mithras ;)
Oct 19 00:12:32 (Mithras) (/3
tigs
Oct 19 00:12:36 (tiggy) :*(
Oct 19 00:12:55 (Mithras) BEGONE
Oct 19 00:13:24 (Hammer) Hehe,
the most embarrassing thing happened to me last night
Oct 19 00:13:41 (Hammer) I
was in the VIP room in this club
Oct 19 00:13:42 * tiggy
runs off sobbing
Oct 19 00:13:55 (Hammer) walking
along
Oct 19 00:14:08 (Mithras) Ok
Ok
Oct 19 00:14:09 (Hammer) and
i saw this pretty girl, and our eyes met
Oct 19 00:14:11 (Mithras) (3 Tiggy
Oct 19 00:14:14 (tiggy) :D
Oct 19 00:14:15 (tiggy) YAY!
Oct 19 00:14:21 * tiggy
readds mithras to #leader
Oct 19 00:14:22 (Mithras) ONLY
JUST
Oct 19 00:14:26 (Hammer) I
turned my head, and she kept my gaze and smiled
Oct 19 00:14:34 (tiggy) And
you drooled?
Oct 19 00:14:38 --- Mithras
gives voice to Phoenix
Oct 19 00:14:45 (Hammer) just
as I'm thinking "well done Chef, now play it cool"
Oct 19 00:15:00 (Hammer) I
tripped over a stool and ferll flat on my face
Oct 19 00:15:09 (Hammer) It
was not cool
Oct 19 00:15:11 (Hammer) lol
Oct 19 00:15:14 (tiggy) Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahaahahahahahhahahahahaha
Oct 19 00:15:25 (tiggy) Ok
that was worth staying up for
Oct 19 00:15:46 (Hammer) Hehe
Oct 19 00:15:49 (tiggy) Okies
Oct 19 00:15:51 (tiggy) I
gotta go
Oct 19 00:15:56 (Hammer) Night
tigs x
Oct 19 00:15:56 (tiggy) nightnight
freaks
Oct 19 00:16:00 (Mithras) Night....
you.
Oct 19 00:16:04 (tiggy) xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Night Hammer
Oct 19 00:16:14 (Hammer) Aw
:)
Oct 19 00:16:18 * Hammer
blushes
Oct 19 00:16:19 (tiggy) Night
night Mithras sweetie pie :D
Oct 19 00:16:26 * Mithras
retches
Oct 19 00:16:26 --- You
are now known as SleepingTiggy
Oct 19 00:16:28 * Hammer
trips over his computer stool
Oct 19 00:16:29 (Mithras) Nini
Oct 19 00:16:52 * Hammer
notices phoenix
Oct 19 00:16:54 (Hammer) DP?
Oct 19 00:16:56 * SleepingTiggy
is away: I soooooo heart the Mithras!!! He's a god, he's a dream, he's a bitch
on his knees... Oops I think I screwed the lyrics up
Oct 19 00:17:16 * Mithras
sighs
Oct 19 00:17:18 (Mithras) Biatch
Oct 19 00:17:24 (Hammer) lol
Oct 19 00:17:24 (SleepingTiggy) Hehehe
Oct 19 00:17:26 (SleepingTiggy) Yeppers
Oct 19 00:17:28 (SleepingTiggy) Tis me!
Oct 19 00:17:53 (Hammer) Forsooth!
Oct 19 00:18:01 (Mithras) Indeedy
Oct 19 00:18:03 (Mithras) BED
NOW
Oct 19 00:18:04 (Hammer) By
the pricking of my thumbs
Oct 19 00:18:05 (Mithras) BEGONE
Oct 19 00:18:10 (SleepingTiggy) Yes dear :D
Oct 19 00:18:10 (LexiLynn) lol
Oct 19 00:18:14 * SleepingTiggy
skips off giggling
Oct 19 00:18:17 (Hammer) something
twitchy this way comes :p
Oct 19 00:18:20 (SleepingTiggy) Oh that's my AIM away message too!
Oct 19 00:18:26 (LexiLynn) lmao.
Oct 19 00:18:32 (Maximus) tiggy
Oct 19 00:18:35 (SleepingTiggy) Yeah?
Oct 19 00:18:42 (Maximus) Tomorrow
Sly and I are going to do a RH Report Card
Oct 19 00:18:45 (Maximus) Isn't
that fun!
Oct 19 00:18:46 (SleepingTiggy) Oh fuck
Oct 19 00:18:49 (Maximus) YOu
should suck up to me :p
Oct 19 00:18:49 (Maximus) Hehe
Oct 19 00:19:09 (SleepingTiggy) Pffft I don't suck up
Oct 19 00:19:11 (SleepingTiggy) Ask Jer
Oct 19 00:19:13 (Hammer) Maximus
is a RH?
Oct 19 00:19:13 (SleepingTiggy) ;)
Oct 19 00:19:27 (SleepingTiggy) Can I go bed now freakies?
Oct 19 00:19:30 (Maximus) Hammer
Oct 19 00:19:31 (Maximus) No
I am not
Oct 19 00:19:35 (Maximus) But
I'm awesome
Oct 19 00:19:38 (SleepingTiggy) Or do I gotta mail Sly and show him the globals?
Oct 19 00:19:42 (SleepingTiggy) And my away message?
Oct 19 00:19:48 (Hammer) lol
Oct 19 00:19:51 (Mithras) Oh
jeeeeeeez
Oct 19 00:19:53 * Mithras
sighs
Oct 19 00:20:01 (Mithras) How
about bed?
Oct 19 00:20:08 (Mithras) That
sounds real good!!!
Oct 19 00:20:13 (Hammer) lol
Oct 19 00:20:20 * Hammer
hops into bed with Mithras
Oct 19 00:20:24 (Hammer) Cosy
Oct 19 00:20:25 (Mithras) ...
Oct 19 00:20:31 (Mithras) Touch
me there again
Oct 19 00:20:38 (Hammer) OK
:)
Oct 19 00:20:38 (Mithras) And
I swear
Oct 19 00:20:42 (Mithras) I'll
touch you back
Oct 19 00:20:43 (Hammer) Oh,
I see
Oct 19 00:20:43 (Mithras) ;-)
Oct 19 00:20:47 (Hammer) Yay!
:D
Oct 19 00:21:00 (Hammer) Scratch
my back :)
Oct 19 00:21:02 (Hammer) I
love that
Oct 19 00:21:06 (Hammer) It's
my freak
Oct 19 00:21:15 (Hammer) I
well freaked out my missus
Oct 19 00:21:19 (SleepingTiggy) Ooops
Oct 19 00:21:23 (SleepingTiggy) I pushed send
Oct 19 00:21:24 (Hammer) by
pretending to orgasm that way
Oct 19 00:21:29 (SleepingTiggy) I must be sooooooooo overtired
Oct 19 00:21:30 (Mithras) GO
TO BED
Oct 19 00:21:32 (Mithras) OMFG
Oct 19 00:21:53 (LexiLynn) [03:21]
*** Cannot kick SleepingTiggy from channel #fedeltainc (usermode +q)
Oct 19 00:21:58 (LexiLynn) i
tried to kick her to sleep
Oct 19 00:22:02 (Hammer) lol
Oct 19 00:22:10 (SleepingTiggy) I'm an insomniac vampire?
Oct 19 00:22:19 (SleepingTiggy) Actualyl dealing with crew stuff
Oct 19 00:22:21 * Hammer
feeds tiggy some sleeping pills
Oct 19 00:22:29 (LexiLynn) i
hate sly
Oct 19 00:22:29 (SleepingTiggy) Seems I'm needed as a RH for some reason
Oct 19 00:22:32 (LexiLynn) Quote:
Oct 19 00:22:32 (LexiLynn) '
*° Cooper Industries °*
Oct 19 00:22:32 (LexiLynn) Recruiting.
Oct 19 00:22:32 (LexiLynn) Megan
says:
Oct 19 00:22:32 (LexiLynn) do
you still fail on petties '
Oct 19 00:22:34 (LexiLynn) how
come
Oct 19 00:22:35 (LexiLynn) people
get
Oct 19 00:22:40 (LexiLynn) my
stupidest questions
Oct 19 00:22:42 (LexiLynn) and
feel the need
Oct 19 00:22:45 (LexiLynn) to
broadcast them
Oct 19 00:22:48 (LexiLynn) everywhere.
Oct 19 00:22:48 * SleepingTiggy
hides her site
Oct 19 00:22:55 (Hammer) lol
Oct 19 00:23:04 (LexiLynn) I
MEANT FELONIES
Oct 19 00:23:04 (LexiLynn) lol
Oct 19 00:23:34 (SleepingTiggy) lol
Oct 19 00:23:53 (Hammer) Don't
you hate it when you fart, then realise you have no-where else to go :/
Oct 19 00:23:59 (SleepingTiggy) (Lara) lexi, can you pat your head and rub your tummy?
Oct 19 00:23:59 (SleepingTiggy) (LexiLynn) no.
Oct 19 00:23:59 (SleepingTiggy) (LexiLynn) I can barely chew gum and walk.
Oct 19 00:24:01 (Hammer) Which
reminds me
Oct 19 00:24:04 (LexiLynn) lmao.
Oct 19 00:24:08 (LexiLynn) TIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGY
Oct 19 00:24:45 (Hammer) what
do you do if you create a really duff wiff, and someone hot comes and stands
next to you?
Oct 19 00:25:03 (LexiLynn) i
farted at work once
Oct 19 00:25:05 (LexiLynn) really
loud
Oct 19 00:25:07 (SleepingTiggy) Oct 12 12:09:53 (LexiLynn) hi,
im an idiot =(
Oct 19 00:25:07 (SleepingTiggy) Oct 12 12:09:57 (tiggy) Umm
Oct 19 00:25:07 (SleepingTiggy) Oct 12 12:09:59 (tiggy) Ok?
Oct 19 00:25:07 (SleepingTiggy) Oct 12 12:10:26 (LexiLynn) lol
sorry
Oct 19 00:25:07 (SleepingTiggy) Oct 12 12:10:28 (LexiLynn) wrong
window
Oct 19 00:25:07 (SleepingTiggy) Oct 12 12:10:37 (tiggy) LOL
Oct 19 00:25:20 (LexiLynn) and
continued to make farting noises with my mouth to play it off
Oct 19 00:25:20 (Hammer) lmao
Oct 19 00:25:21 (LexiLynn) and
TIGGGGGY
Oct 19 00:25:27 (SleepingTiggy) LMAO
Oct 19 00:25:50 (Hammer) The
funniest thing ever was when my girlfriend and I just met
Oct 19 00:26:00 (Hammer) like
the second night we went out
Oct 19 00:26:06 (Hammer) she
farted after sex
Oct 19 00:26:15 (Hammer) She
nearly died of embarrassment!
Oct 19 00:26:25 (Hammer) I
thought it was so cute
Oct 19 00:26:41 (Hammer) Now
she actually points them at me :/
Oct 19 00:27:18 (SleepingTiggy) Damn
Oct 19 00:27:19 (SleepingTiggy) lol
Oct 19 00:28:08 (LexiLynn) lol.
imma fart on Mithras' pillow when I get to England.
Oct 19 00:28:14 (Hammer) lmao
Oct 19 00:28:20 (Mithras) Yeah
Oct 19 00:28:28 (Mithras) And
I'll shit in your ear
Oct 19 00:28:30 (Mithras) =D
Oct 19 00:28:32 (Hammer) I'd
frame it
Oct 19 00:28:40 (Mithras) You'll
wake up
Oct 19 00:28:44 (Mithras) And
find me squatting
Oct 19 00:28:51 (Hammer) Ewwwwww
:*(
Oct 19 00:28:52 (Mithras) Laying
a big steamer right in your ear
Oct 19 00:28:55 (Mithras) =D
Oct 19 00:28:55 (SleepingTiggy) Yeah ok
Oct 19 00:29:05 (SleepingTiggy) I wanna go over there and visit people now
Oct 19 00:29:18 (SleepingTiggy) Last night someone was talking about gold plated Queen poop
Oct 19 00:29:22 * Mithras
can imagine
Oct 19 00:29:24 (Mithras) LOL
Oct 19 00:29:25 (SleepingTiggy) Now you're gonna poo in her ear.
Oct 19 00:29:47 (Mithras) Yessum
Oct 19 00:29:50 (Mithras) Yes
I am
Oct 19 00:29:52 (Mithras) SHIT
in her ear
Oct 19 00:29:54 (Mithras) Not
poop
Oct 19 00:29:56 (LexiLynn) its
ok. imma play hide the turtle.
Oct 19 00:30:00 (Hammer) Sounds
like something Paul Burrell might have lol
Oct 19 00:30:01 (Mithras) Its
too evil to be called poop
Oct 19 00:30:18 (LexiLynn) OH
Oct 19 00:30:23 (LexiLynn) i
love when we talk about shit
Oct 19 00:30:28 (Mithras) OMFG
Oct 19 00:30:28 (Mithras) Megan
Oct 19 00:30:33 (LexiLynn) im
on pain killers
Oct 19 00:30:33 (Mithras) HUSH
Oct 19 00:30:36 (LexiLynn) im
constipated.
Oct 19 00:30:39 (LexiLynn) :D
Oct 19 00:30:46 (Mithras) oh
jesus
Oct 19 00:30:48 (Mithras) Thanks
Oct 19 00:30:50 (Mithras) (3
Oct 19 00:30:58 (Hammer) lol
Oct 19 00:31:18 (Hammer) My
gf gets constipated
Oct 19 00:31:19 (LexiLynn) imma
have one of those craps tomorrow that splashes water right back up your bumhole
like a nuclear bomb.
Oct 19 00:31:29 (Hammer) I
once offered to "cure" it
Oct 19 00:31:31 --- SleepingTiggy
has changed the topic to: RIP FranciscoMithras. ! NO shooting Beta's or
Sidious' ex members. kthx. (LexiLynn) imma have one of those craps tomorrow
that splashes water right back up your bumhole like a nuclear bomb.
Oct 19 00:31:33 (Mithras) OH
FOR FUCKS SAKE MEGAN!!!!!!!
Oct 19 00:31:37 (Hammer) she
kicked me in the shins
Oct 19 00:31:39 * Mithras
retches
Oct 19 00:32:00 (Hammer) lmao
Oct 19 00:32:06 (LexiLynn) lolololol
Oct 19 00:32:09 (Hammer) I
think I'm in love
Oct 19 00:32:17 (LexiLynn) good
Oct 19 00:32:17 (LexiLynn) bc
Oct 19 00:32:22 * Hammer
goes and puts on some black clothes
Oct 19 00:32:23 (LexiLynn) i
think imma need a new man.
Oct 19 00:32:25 (LexiLynn) pronto
Oct 19 00:32:27 --- Mithras
has changed the topic to: RIP FranciscoMithras. ! NO shooting Beta's or
Sidious' ex members. kthx.
Oct 19 00:32:30 * Hammer
skies over a mountain
Oct 19 00:32:33 (Mithras) I
actually
Oct 19 00:32:36 (Mithras) COULDNT
BEAR
Oct 19 00:32:38 (Mithras) that
topic
Oct 19 00:32:40 (Mithras) Seriously
Oct 19 00:32:41 * Hammer
jumps from a helicopter
Oct 19 00:32:44 * Mithras
vomits
Oct 19 00:32:52 (SleepingTiggy) lol
Oct 19 00:32:55 * Hammer
absails down a wall and through a window
Oct 19 00:33:11 * Hammer
leaves a box by the side of Lexi's bed
Oct 19 00:33:24 (Hammer) And
all because the lady loves milk tray :)
Oct 19 00:33:24 (SideOfCenter) Hi kiddos
Oct 19 00:33:30 (Mithras) Does
it have a big green steamer inside it Hammer?
Oct 19 00:33:34 (Mithras) DAMMIT
Oct 19 00:33:38 (SideOfCenter) i forgot i was here
Oct 19 00:33:38 (SleepingTiggy) Ok you can talk about it
Oct 19 00:33:41 (SleepingTiggy) but ifshe says it
Oct 19 00:33:44 (SleepingTiggy) It's bad?
Oct 19 00:33:47 (LexiLynn) HOW
COME YOU CAN TALK ABOUT SHIT BUT I CANT
Oct 19 00:33:47 (Mithras) Um
Oct 19 00:33:49 (Mithras) Yes?
Oct 19 00:33:50 (SleepingTiggy) Double standard or what!
Oct 19 00:33:56 (Mithras) Coz
women don't shit, kthnx
Oct 19 00:34:00 (SleepingTiggy) WHAT?
Oct 19 00:34:04 (Mithras) Coz
women don't shit, kthnx
Oct 19 00:34:07 (SleepingTiggy) You think we just hold it in?
Oct 19 00:34:10 (Mithras) Yes
Oct 19 00:34:11 (LexiLynn) Omfg.
lemme tell you about the period poooos.
Oct 19 00:34:14 (SleepingTiggy) Oooo
Oct 19 00:34:17 (Hammer) No!
Oct 19 00:34:19 (Hammer) lol
Oct 19 00:34:20 (Mithras) OH
JESUS GOD NO
Oct 19 00:34:20 (SleepingTiggy) The period poooooooooooooo
Oct 19 00:34:26 (LexiLynn) yea
its like
Oct 19 00:34:30 (LexiLynn) gurgle
gurgle
Oct 19 00:34:32 (Mithras) OH
GOD
Oct 19 00:34:32 (LexiLynn) omfg
i gotta shit
Oct 19 00:34:34 (LexiLynn) *run*
Oct 19 00:34:37 (SleepingTiggy) Yeppers
Oct 19 00:34:46 (LexiLynn) TSUNAMAI!
Oct 19 00:34:48 (Mithras) Oh
FFS
Oct 19 00:34:51 (SleepingTiggy) Period poos suck
Oct 19 00:34:56 (SleepingTiggy) They happen any time
Oct 19 00:35:00 (SleepingTiggy) You can be sleeping
Oct 19 00:35:02 (Mithras) I
actually feel sick irl
Oct 19 00:35:02 (SleepingTiggy) And wake up running
Oct 19 00:35:04 (Mithras) Please
Oct 19 00:35:05 (Mithras) Please
Oct 19 00:35:06 (LexiLynn) i
cant breath.
Oct 19 00:35:06 (Mithras) Please
Oct 19 00:35:07 (Mithras) Please
Oct 19 00:35:07 (Mithras) Please
Oct 19 00:35:07 (LexiLynn) lololol
Oct 19 00:35:09 (Mithras) STOP
Oct 19 00:35:09 (LexiLynn) lmao.
Oct 19 00:35:12 (Mithras) omg
Oct 19 00:35:12 (Hammer) I've
been known to shit pure alcohol before
Oct 19 00:35:12 (-- Buddy
has kicked Hammer from #fedeltainc (Watch your language!)
Oct 19 00:35:13 (SleepingTiggy) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Oct 19 00:35:14 (Mithras) PLEASE
Oct 19 00:35:18 (LexiLynn) k
Oct 19 00:35:19 (SleepingTiggy) Bwahahahahahahaha
Oct 19 00:35:20 (LexiLynn) Mithras
Oct 19 00:35:21 --) Hammer
(P.A.R.Warn@82-39-100-246.cable.ubr01.newy.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined
#fedeltainc
Oct 19 00:35:24 (LexiLynn) you
no talk about poop.
Oct 19 00:35:27 (Mithras) LexiLynn
Oct 19 00:35:29 (LexiLynn) we
no talk about poop
Oct 19 00:35:30 (LexiLynn) ok?
Oct 19 00:35:33 (LexiLynn) I
do NOT shit roses
Oct 19 00:35:34 (Mithras) FUCKING
DEAL
Oct 19 00:35:35 (Mithras) After
that
Oct 19 00:35:35 (Hammer) And
a couple of times I bled a little
Oct 19 00:35:37 (Mithras) HELL
YES
Oct 19 00:35:40 (SleepingTiggy) Sounds fabulous to me
Oct 19 00:35:40 (LexiLynn) contrart
to popular belief
Oct 19 00:35:56 (LexiLynn) *contrary
Oct 19 00:35:57 (LexiLynn) ok
Oct 19 00:35:58 (LexiLynn) so
Oct 19 00:36:00 (SleepingTiggy) Lexi.. hoagie
Oct 19 00:36:01 (LexiLynn) how
about them Yankees
Oct 19 00:36:03 (LexiLynn) Oh
Oct 19 00:36:04 (LexiLynn) Tiggy
Oct 19 00:36:05 (LexiLynn) :(
Oct 19 00:36:09 (Mithras) LOL
Oct 19 00:36:10 * LexiLynn
shivers
Oct 19 00:36:12 (Mithras) Italian
hoagie
Oct 19 00:36:14 (SleepingTiggy) Hunny, tell him to use something smaller next time
Oct 19 00:36:15 (Mithras) :-D
Oct 19 00:36:16 * LexiLynn
cries
Oct 19 00:36:30 (LexiLynn) he
couldnt :S he had to scrape stuff for tests n shit
Oct 19 00:36:32 --- Mithras
gives voice to Hammer
Oct 19 00:36:35 (LexiLynn) but
his breath
Oct 19 00:36:35 (SleepingTiggy) Ahhhhhhhhhh
Oct 19 00:36:37 (LexiLynn) omfg
Oct 19 00:36:38 (SleepingTiggy) The chicken bone
Oct 19 00:36:41 (LexiLynn) yea.
Oct 19 00:36:43 (SleepingTiggy) Yeah
Oct 19 00:36:44 (LexiLynn) THAT
thing.
Oct 19 00:36:47 (SleepingTiggy) That's like evil pain
Oct 19 00:36:50 (LexiLynn) I
jumped like 4 feet
Oct 19 00:36:53 (SleepingTiggy) And the shoe horn
Oct 19 00:37:09 (SleepingTiggy) And then the toothbrush
Oct 19 00:37:10 (Mithras) Oh
God
Oct 19 00:37:10 (LexiLynn) the
shoe horn is the thing i make quacking noises when he pulls out of the drawer
Oct 19 00:37:12 (Mithras) This
is
Oct 19 00:37:17 (Mithras) The
WORST NIGHT
Oct 19 00:37:17 (SleepingTiggy) LOL
Oct 19 00:37:19 (Mithras) of
my life
Oct 19 00:37:21 (Mithras) Seriously
Oct 19 00:37:24 (Mithras) No
jokes
Oct 19 00:37:28 (Mithras) Here
we have
Oct 19 00:37:30 (Mithras) 2
ladies
Oct 19 00:37:32 (SleepingTiggy) LexiLynn, mine has little covers he slips on his
Oct 19 00:37:34 (Mithras) And
i use the term LOOSELY
Oct 19 00:37:37 (SleepingTiggy) They look like ducks
Oct 19 00:37:39 (LexiLynn) Im
all "sooooooooooo.... how's she lookin down there?"
Oct 19 00:37:39 (Mithras) Talking
about shit
Oct 19 00:37:46 (Mithras) And
goddamn 'examinations'
Oct 19 00:37:48 (LexiLynn) cuz
what do you say
Oct 19 00:37:52 (LexiLynn) when
a dude who is like 70
Oct 19 00:37:53 (SleepingTiggy) Exactly
Oct 19 00:37:53 (LexiLynn) turkish
Oct 19 00:37:54 (SleepingTiggy) I mean
Oct 19 00:37:57 (Mithras) I'm
turning green
Oct 19 00:37:57 (LexiLynn) and
smells like a hoagie
Oct 19 00:37:58 (SleepingTiggy) You can't talk about the weather
Oct 19 00:37:59 (Mithras) :-S
Oct 19 00:38:04 (LexiLynn) is
digging into your neener like he's on a mission?
Oct 19 00:38:16 (SleepingTiggy) Men will never understant
Oct 19 00:38:18 (SleepingTiggy) d*
Oct 19 00:38:22 (LexiLynn) the
horror.
Oct 19 00:38:23 (SleepingTiggy) Oh and when they use the metal ones
Oct 19 00:38:25 (SleepingTiggy) Yeah ok
Oct 19 00:38:29 (SleepingTiggy) WARM THE SHIT UP FIRST
Oct 19 00:38:34 (LexiLynn) LOL
Oct 19 00:38:35 (Hammer) lmao
Oct 19 00:38:38 (SleepingTiggy) It's like...
Oct 19 00:38:40 (Mithras) oh
my christ
Oct 19 00:38:40 (SleepingTiggy) Pucker power
Oct 19 00:38:45 (Mithras) oh
god
Oct 19 00:38:53 (Lexicorn_II) clearify = neerer
Oct 19 00:38:58 (Hammer) I
wish KY jelly came ready warmed
Oct 19 00:38:59 (Lexicorn_II) re: digging
Oct 19 00:39:10 (SleepingTiggy) They have warming KY now
Oct 19 00:39:15 (Hammer) Lexicorn,
female genitalia
Oct 19 00:39:16 (Lexicorn_II) neener*
Oct 19 00:39:19 (SleepingTiggy) Provides a gentle warming sensation
Oct 19 00:39:21 (Lexicorn_II) k...
Oct 19 00:39:23 (SleepingTiggy) Apparently
Oct 19 00:39:26 (LexiLynn) neener
- pussy
Oct 19 00:39:28 (SleepingTiggy) Saw the commercial
Oct 19 00:39:29 (Hammer) Nice
Oct 19 00:39:29 (Lexicorn_II) i like cold KY
Oct 19 00:39:29 (LexiLynn) in
any form
Oct 19 00:39:41 (SleepingTiggy) You can warm your own KY though Hammer
Oct 19 00:39:42 (Lexicorn_II) :0
Oct 19 00:39:47 (Lexicorn_II) nah
Oct 19 00:39:50 (SleepingTiggy) Just put the tube in a cup of warm water
Oct 19 00:39:54 (SleepingTiggy) No fucking cold KY
Oct 19 00:39:56 (SleepingTiggy) Like I said
Oct 19 00:39:57 (SleepingTiggy) PUCKER
Oct 19 00:40:00 (SleepingTiggy) POWER
Oct 19 00:40:02 (Hammer) Good
idea :)
Oct 19 00:40:16 (SleepingTiggy) That's like shoving an ice cube up Mr. Happy's mouth
Oct 19 00:40:17 (Lexicorn_II) feels nice
Oct 19 00:40:18 (Lexicorn_II) ;)
Oct 19 00:40:21 (Lexicorn_II) hehehe
Oct 19 00:40:22 (Mithras) I'm
not AGAINST vomitting, y'know
Oct 19 00:40:29 (Lexicorn_II) no ur not
Oct 19 00:40:30 (Mithras) I
did it outside a club the other night
Oct 19 00:40:32 (Mithras) But
jesus
Oct 19 00:40:39 (Lexicorn_II) gotcha
Oct 19 00:40:40 (Mithras) Vomitting
when I'M NOT DRUNK
Oct 19 00:40:42 (Lexicorn_II) sorry
Oct 19 00:40:42 (Mithras) oh
hell no
Oct 19 00:40:50 (SleepingTiggy) Not our fault you are a wussy
Oct 19 00:40:59 (Mithras) Uh-huh
Oct 19 00:41:01 (Mithras) Sure
Oct 19 00:41:13 (Mithras) GO
TO BED
Oct 19 00:41:20 * Hammer
vomits into his hands....just a little...then passes it to Mithras
Oct 19 00:41:21 (Mithras) for
the sake of my stomach lining!!!!
Oct 19 00:41:22 (Maximus) tiggy
Oct 19 00:41:26 (Hammer) You
can use that mate :)
Oct 19 00:41:26 (Maximus) I
thought you were going to bed
Oct 19 00:41:27 * Mithras
eats it
Oct 19 00:41:28 (SleepingTiggy) What is so bad about poo, period poo, gyno instruments, and
KY?
Oct 19 00:41:29 (Maximus) LIke
six hours ago
Oct 19 00:41:34 (Mithras)
LOT
Oct 19 00:41:38 (Mithras) A
LOT
Oct 19 00:41:40 (Mithras) kthnx
Oct 19 00:41:43 (Mithras) BEGONE
NOW
Oct 19 00:41:47 (SleepingTiggy) Must I?
Oct 19 00:41:48 --) Shorty
(Madds278@user-6540.l6.c4.dsl.pol.co.uk) has joined #fedeltainc
Oct 19 00:41:51 (Mithras) Yes
Oct 19 00:41:54 (Mithras) You
must
Oct 19 00:41:55 (Mithras) OUT
Oct 19 00:41:58 (SleepingTiggy) Maximus, isn't it past your bedtime?
Oct 19 00:42:01 (SleepingTiggy) It's almost 1 am
Oct 19 00:42:10 (Lexicorn_II) Nothing at all. they ALL figure in one fantasy i have
Oct 19 00:42:11 (Hammer) Tis
nearly 9am here
Oct 19 00:42:13 (Shorty) Hey
Mithras you ok?
Oct 19 00:42:17 (Lexicorn_II) ;):):):):D
Oct 19 00:42:20 (Lexicorn_II) :P
Oct 19 00:42:23 (LexiLynn) What
about. When you pee and have your period and a big ole blood tissue clot drops
Oct 19 00:42:25 (SleepingTiggy) Lexicorn_II, you now worry me
Oct 19 00:42:26 (Mithras) Yes.
Just feeling like I wanna vomit
Oct 19 00:42:26 (SleepingTiggy) OMG!
Oct 19 00:42:29 (SleepingTiggy) I hate that Lexi!!!
Oct 19 00:42:35 (Lexicorn_II) i should do
Oct 19 00:42:40 (SleepingTiggy) Usually unannounced too!
Oct 19 00:42:42 (Mithras) OH
JESUS
Oct 19 00:42:45 (Mithras) I'm
going green
Oct 19 00:42:47 (Mithras) Seriously
Oct 19 00:42:48 (SleepingTiggy) Sometimes you are lucky and get a wee cramp
Oct 19 00:42:48 (LexiLynn) yea
like HELLO
Oct 19 00:42:48 (Shorty) Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Tiggy
Oct 19 00:42:49 (Mithras) BLOOD
CLOTS
Oct 19 00:42:51 (SleepingTiggy) Heya
Oct 19 00:42:51 (Mithras) OMFG
Oct 19 00:43:00 (Lexicorn_II) i saw my grilfrinds blood clot come out in the shower
Oct 19 00:43:04 (Shorty) you
been drinking mithras??
Oct 19 00:43:04 * LexiLynn
laughs her ass off
Oct 19 00:43:10 (Mithras) AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oct 19 00:43:10 (Lexicorn_II) does that make me sensitive and stuff?
Oct 19 00:43:11 * SleepingTiggy
giggles her ass off
Oct 19 00:43:11 (Mithras) STOP
THIS
Oct 19 00:43:13 (Mithras) STOP
IT NOW
Oct 19 00:43:15 (Mithras) OH
JESUS
Oct 19 00:43:18 (Mithras) STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 19 00:43:27 (Lexicorn_II) it like fell on the floor
Oct 19 00:43:29 (SleepingTiggy) Awe did you help her wash it down the drain Lexicorn_II?
Oct 19 00:43:35 (LexiLynn) eat
it.
Oct 19 00:43:38 (LexiLynn) ............
Oct 19 00:43:41 (Mithras) ...
Oct 19 00:43:42 (Hammer) Ew
:(
Oct 19 00:43:42 (Lexicorn_II) and dribbled off down the plug
Oct 19 00:43:43 (Mithras) Megan
Oct 19 00:43:44 (LexiLynn) lmao
Oct 19 00:43:45 (Shorty) nah
lick it
Oct 19 00:43:47 (Mithras) Make
me eat your period clots
Oct 19 00:43:49 (Lexicorn_II) yeah
Oct 19 00:43:49 (Mithras) And
I swear
Oct 19 00:43:52 (SleepingTiggy) LMFAO
Oct 19 00:43:54 (Mithras) Next
plane
Oct 19 00:43:55 (Lexicorn_II) i was pulling them out
Oct 19 00:43:56 (Mithras) Ok?
Oct 19 00:43:57 (LexiLynn) LMFAO
Oct 19 00:44:03 (Lexicorn_II) and tasting them
Oct 19 00:44:05 (Lexicorn_II) yummy
Oct 19 00:44:08 (LexiLynn) lmfao
LEXI
Oct 19 00:44:17 (Lexicorn_II) like raw blood sausage
Oct 19 00:44:21 (Lexicorn_II) :)
Oct 19 00:44:24 (Lexicorn_II) only hairier
Oct 19 00:44:28 (Shorty) :'(
Oct 19 00:44:30 (Lexicorn_II) :D
Oct 19 00:44:33 (Mithras) Oh
God.... why did I choose this man as my housemate?!?!?!
Oct 19 00:44:33 (Lexicorn_II) lmfao
Oct 19 00:44:39 (SleepingTiggy) You love him?
Oct 19 00:44:43 (Hammer) Poor
shorty lol
Oct 19 00:44:44 (SleepingTiggy) And he's better than a goldfish?
Oct 19 00:44:45 (LexiLynn) Lexicorn.
Oct 19 00:44:48 (LexiLynn) I
cant wait
Oct 19 00:44:48 (Lexicorn_II) it was true up till the tasting
Oct 19 00:44:51 (LexiLynn) for
England
Oct 19 00:44:55 (Lexicorn_II) :)
Oct 19 00:44:59 (LexiLynn) so
we can gross Mithras out.
Oct 19 00:45:04 (Mithras) Not
possible
Oct 19 00:45:05 * Shorty
slaps Lexicorn_II with a smelly sea bass
Oct 19 00:45:07 (Mithras) Not
really
Oct 19 00:45:08 (SleepingTiggy) Not possible?
Oct 19 00:45:09 (Mithras) Its
all a show
Oct 19 00:45:10 (Mithras) :-D
Oct 19 00:45:10 (-- Terminator
has quit ()
Oct 19 00:45:13 --) a
(helixkr@210-54-33-85.adsl.world-net.co.nz) has joined #fedeltainc
Oct 19 00:45:27 (-- a
(helixkr@210-54-33-85.adsl.world-net.co.nz) has left #fedeltainc
Oct 19 00:45:27 (Mithras) No
really, I'm worse than anyone
Oct 19 00:45:29 (SleepingTiggy) Cool, over here some women collect their menstrual blood.
Oct 19 00:45:29 (LexiLynn) a?
Oct 19 00:45:30 (Mithras) Except
Lexicorn
Oct 19 00:45:31 (LexiLynn) just
a???????
Oct 19 00:45:32 (Mithras) :-)
Oct 19 00:45:33 (LexiLynn) gtfo
Oct 19 00:45:33 (SleepingTiggy) I'll send you a bottle
Oct 19 00:45:35 (SleepingTiggy) They sell it
Oct 19 00:45:37 --- Mithras
gives voice to Shorty
Oct 19 00:45:38 (Lexicorn_II) whats up with 1-2 week vaginal lubrication. it seems to be all
white and lumpt, consistancy of snot
Oct 19 00:45:45 (Mithras) Yeah,
I saw that on EBay
Oct 19 00:45:52 (LexiLynn) Lexi.
Oct 19 00:45:58 (SleepingTiggy) divine-intervention.com ;0
Oct 19 00:45:59 (Lexicorn_II) even freaked me out at first
Oct 19 00:45:59 (SleepingTiggy) ;)
Oct 19 00:46:01 (LexiLynn) if
your girl has snot coming out of her poonanni
Oct 19 00:46:08 (LexiLynn) she
had a lil thing called the clap.
Oct 19 00:46:11 (SleepingTiggy) Aye
Oct 19 00:46:12 (Lexicorn_II) nah...
Oct 19 00:46:15 (SleepingTiggy) That's not normal
Oct 19 00:46:15 (Shorty) lmfaooo
Oct 19 00:46:17 (Lexicorn_II) it was like
Oct 19 00:46:19 (Mithras) OMFG
- divineintervention.com
Oct 19 00:46:21 (Mithras) sweeeeeeeet
Oct 19 00:46:25 (SleepingTiggy) Hahahahahahaha
Oct 19 00:46:26 (Lexicorn_II) all slippy and stuff
Oct 19 00:46:31 (Lexicorn_II) only white and that
Oct 19 00:46:35 (SleepingTiggy) Mithras wants a Baby Jesus Buttplug
Oct 19 00:46:38 (LexiLynn) that
not normal
Oct 19 00:46:39 (LexiLynn) lol
Oct 19 00:46:39 (Mithras) \o/
Oct 19 00:46:44 (SleepingTiggy) Coulda been a yeast infection
Oct 19 00:46:44 (Mithras) I
ORDERED TWOOOOO!!!!!!
Oct 19 00:46:51 (Lexicorn_II) probly why i dumped her then ;)
Oct 19 00:46:51 (Mithras) and
a Jackhammer Jesus for Megan
Oct 19 00:46:52 (Mithras) (3
Oct 19 00:46:55 (SleepingTiggy) LMAO
Oct 19 00:46:57 (LexiLynn) have
one already
Oct 19 00:47:04 (Mithras) You
do?
Oct 19 00:47:05 (Mithras) Ah
shit
Oct 19 00:47:12 (Mithras) Lexicorn
can have it then
Oct 19 00:47:13 (SleepingTiggy) Get her the Diving Nun
Oct 19 00:47:17 (LexiLynn) yes
Oct 19 00:47:17 (Lexicorn_II) nah, happed every 1st-2nd week after period
Oct 19 00:47:19 (LexiLynn) that
i need
Oct 19 00:47:20 (SleepingTiggy) Or Reaper
Oct 19 00:47:33 (SleepingTiggy) You know what
Oct 19 00:47:37 (Hammer) Lexicorn...
Oct 19 00:47:37 (SleepingTiggy) You guys are keeping me up
Oct 19 00:47:38 (Shorty) did
you or she ever have a BF???
Oct 19 00:47:44 (Hammer) ...that's
syphilis
Oct 19 00:47:59 (Shorty) Night
tiggy
Oct 19 00:48:06 (SleepingTiggy) Ahhh that's ovulation Lexicorn
Oct 19 00:48:13 (Lexicorn_II) thats the bunny
Oct 19 00:48:16 (SleepingTiggy) It's a bad time of life
Oct 19 00:48:24 (SleepingTiggy) Mood swings
Oct 19 00:48:26 (Mithras) tiggy
Oct 19 00:48:27 (Mithras) FFS
Oct 19 00:48:28 (Mithras) BED
Oct 19 00:48:29 (Mithras) NOW
Oct 19 00:48:32 (SleepingTiggy) Hot flashes
Oct 19 00:48:33 (Hammer) You
don't HAVE to have syphilis
Oct 19 00:48:34 (Lexicorn_II) tasted nicer than normal, but gave me heartburn
Oct 19 00:48:37 (SleepingTiggy) Total horniness
Oct 19 00:48:38 (Lexicorn_II) :(
Oct 19 00:48:43 (Hammer) I
wouldn't call it a "time of life"
Oct 19 00:48:56 (SleepingTiggy) Well it isn't really the time of the month
Oct 19 00:49:06 (Lexicorn_II) after 40mins of foreplay, it should be
Oct 19 00:49:13 (SleepingTiggy) lol
Oct 19 00:49:14 (Mithras) tiggy
Oct 19 00:49:16 (Mithras) FFS
Oct 19 00:49:17 (Mithras) BED
Oct 19 00:49:17 (Mithras) NOW
Oct 19 00:49:23 (SleepingTiggy) Awe
Oct 19 00:49:29 (SleepingTiggy) You're so mean to me
Oct 19 00:49:35 (Lexicorn_II) tongue,fingers, tongue
Oct 19 00:49:35 (SleepingTiggy) 10 more minutes dad?
Oct 19 00:49:36 (Hammer) you
feel what towards me?
Oct 19 00:49:36 (Mithras) Yes.
Yes I am
Oct 19 00:49:37 (Lexicorn_II) etc
Oct 19 00:49:39 (Mithras) NO
Oct 19 00:49:39 (Hammer) lol
Oct 19 00:49:40 (Mithras) BED
Oct 19 00:49:41 (Mithras) NOW
Oct 19 00:49:41 (Hammer) too
slow :(
Oct 19 00:49:44 (Mithras) RIGHT
NOW
Oct 19 00:49:58 (SleepingTiggy) Are you worried I'll be mean to you again?
Oct 19 00:49:58 (Lexicorn_II) let her stay M
Oct 19 00:50:09 (Lexicorn_II) il protect u M
Oct 19 00:50:11 (Hammer) (SleepingTiggy)
You're so mean to me
Oct 19 00:50:11 (Hammer) (Lexicorn_II)
tongue,fingers, tongue
Oct 19 00:50:11 (Hammer) (SleepingTiggy)
10 more minutes dad?
Oct 19 00:50:11 (Hammer) (Hammer)
you feel what towards me?
Oct 19 00:50:11 (Lexicorn_II) lol
Oct 19 00:50:14 (Hammer) worst
Oct 19 00:50:16 (SleepingTiggy) Naw I gotta let Momma dog out.
Oct 19 00:50:17 (Hammer) orgy
Oct 19 00:50:17 (-- Buddy
has kicked Hammer from #fedeltainc (Stop flooding!)
Oct 19 00:50:21 (Lexicorn_II) LMFAO
Oct 19 00:50:23 (SleepingTiggy) lmfao
Oct 19 00:50:28 --) Hammer
(P.A.R.Warn@82-39-100-246.cable.ubr01.newy.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined
#fedeltainc
Oct 19 00:50:31 (Hammer) ever
Oct 19 00:50:35 (SleepingTiggy) Hahahahaha
Oct 19 00:50:38 (Lexicorn_II) well well
Oct 19 00:50:46 (Lexicorn_II) theres Freudian ;)
Oct 19 00:50:50 (Lexicorn_II) hehehe
Oct 19 00:50:53 (SleepingTiggy) Okies
Oct 19 00:50:57 (SleepingTiggy) I'm actually going now
Oct 19 00:51:03 (Lexicorn_II) righty ho
Oct 19 00:51:06 (SleepingTiggy) Or Mithras will prowack me when he turns GANGSTER
Oct 19 00:51:09 (Lexicorn_II) nighty night
Oct 19 00:51:13 (Hammer) Did
it actually say excess flood?
Oct 19 00:51:17 (Mithras) ...
Oct 19 00:51:23 (SleepingTiggy) Naw that wouldhave killed you off the server
Oct 19 00:51:23 (Mithras) get
out tiggy
Oct 19 00:51:28 * SleepingTiggy
hugs Mithras
Oct 19 00:51:31 (Mithras) (/3
Oct 19 00:51:32 (Hammer) Ah,
KK :)
Oct 19 00:51:34 (SleepingTiggy) :*(
Oct 19 00:51:36 (Mithras) BEGONE
Oct 19 00:51:39 (SleepingTiggy) :*(
Oct 19 00:51:39 (Mithras) Oh
man
Oct 19 00:51:41 (Mithras) FINE
Oct 19 00:51:41 (Mithras) (3
Oct 19 00:51:44 (SleepingTiggy) (3
Oct 19 00:51:47 (SleepingTiggy) Night guys
Oct 19 00:51:56 (Mithras) Niiiiiight,
at sodding last
Oct 19 00:51:57 * SleepingTiggy
hands Lexi a box of tampons
Oct 19 00:52:00 (LexiLynn) lol
Oct 19 00:52:04 (SleepingTiggy) Make sure you leave these EVERYWHERE
Oct 19 00:52:13 (Lexicorn_II) *all used*
Oct 19 00:52:13 (SleepingTiggy) hell dip them in ketchup even
Oct 19 00:52:19 (LexiLynn) lmfao.
Oct 19 00:52:22 (Lexicorn_II) :)
Oct 19 00:52:22 (Mithras) In
my coffee
Oct 19 00:52:24 (Mithras) =D
Oct 19 00:52:30 (SleepingTiggy) Nini
Oct 19 00:52:33 (Lexicorn_II) waste what not want not
Oct 19 00:52:37 (Lexicorn_II) nini
Oct 19 00:52:38 (LexiLynn) How
do you know when a female bartender is mad at you?
Oct 19 00:52:46 (LexiLynn) there
is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary
Oct 19 00:52:52 (Lexicorn_II) lol
Oct 19 00:52:54 (Lexicorn_II) :D
Oct 19 00:52:56 (Mithras) mmmmMMMMMmmmmm
Oct 19 00:52:58 (Hammer) lol
Oct 19 00:52:58 (Mithras) tasty
Oct 19 00:53:01 (LexiLynn) lol
Oct 19 00:53:03 (Shorty) LEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi
Oct 19 00:53:03 (-- Buddy
has kicked Shorty from #fedeltainc (Turn caps lock OFF!)
Oct 19 00:53:04 (LexiLynn) NITE TIGGY