May 16 15:28:59 (Retal) Izzy do you ever form a suction when you sit down on your bare ass?

May 16 15:28:59 (SecretAgent) lmao

May 16 15:29:01 (paully1175) rofl

May 16 15:29:05 (Scotland) ewwww

May 16 15:29:05 (IzzyCreamcheese) actually, as a matter of fact

May 16 15:29:09 (IzzyCreamcheese) this morning

May 16 15:29:10 (AngieCookin) lol

May 16 15:29:14 (Retal) Don't continue

May 16 15:29:16 (IzzyCreamcheese) some how i sucked the shower curtain into my ass

May 16 15:29:25 (AngieCookin) lmao

May 16 15:29:26 (paully1175) rofl

May 16 15:29:27 (SecretAgent) into?

May 16 15:29:29 (armed_and_pissed) Izzy, it helps when someone is pushing it in with the shower rod...

May 16 15:29:29 (Scotland) huh?

May 16 15:29:30 (IzzyCreamcheese) i got out of the shower i bent down in front of the shower curtain to grab a sock

May 16 15:29:31 (Retal) Someone please turn back the clock and disconnect me

May 16 15:29:33 (SecretAgent) rough stuff

May 16 15:29:33 (IzzyCreamcheese) i stood up and some how

May 16 15:29:42 (IzzyCreamcheese) the showercurtain was now inbetween my butt cheeks

May 16 15:29:45 (Scotland) haha

May 16 15:29:50 (armed_and_pissed) The bending over proves my theory....

May 16 15:29:50 (AngieCookin) lol

May 16 15:29:52 (paully1175) hahahah

May 16 15:29:52 (AngieCookin) omg

May 16 15:29:58 (AngieCookin) lol

May 16 15:29:58 (Retal) I do NOT wish to go to sleep with the idea of izzy with a shower curtain up his anus

May 16 15:29:59 (IzzyCreamcheese) i swear to god :)

May 16 15:30:11 (SecretAgent) well theres a pleasant though....nekkid admin with a shower curtain as a thong

May 16 15:30:15 (armed_and_pissed) Poor Izzy...

May 16 15:30:16 (IzzyCreamcheese) never had a shower curtain get sucked up into my ass before

May 16 15:30:26 (Retal) Mass attracts eh?

May 16 15:30:30 (IzzyCreamcheese) proabbly

May 16 15:30:37 (IzzyCreamcheese) its got its own gravitational pull

May 16 15:30:42 (Retal) Exactly

May 16 15:30:47 (armed_and_pissed) Well, with this, I'm gonna go eat now, somehow...

May 16 15:30:58 (IzzyCreamcheese) next time you see a showercurtain

May 16 15:30:59 (IzzyCreamcheese) sniff it...

May 16 15:31:02 (IzzyCreamcheese) see if ive been there

May 16 15:31:06 (armed_and_pissed) Uhm, I'll pass Izzy...

May 16 15:31:06 (paully1175) lol

May 16 15:31:09 (paully1175) yucky!

May 16 15:31:19 * armed_and_pissed replaces all shower curtains with those doors

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May 16 15:31:38 (Retal) Allright who's up for some jailbreakin'

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May 16 15:31:45 (Retal) Izzy is gonna help us right?

May 16 15:31:53 (IzzyCreamcheese) im done with mafia for the night

May 16 15:31:54 (Retal) Showers and jail go together just great

May 16 15:31:55 (Retal) :D

May 16 15:31:58 (String) Nooo

May 16 15:31:58 (Brandi) O_O

May 16 15:32:06 (Brandi) what the HELL is this about shower curtains?!?!?

May 16 15:32:10 (IzzyCreamcheese) lol

May 16 15:32:11 (Brandi) good grief!

May 16 15:32:14 (IzzyCreamcheese) scroll up

May 16 15:32:15 (IzzyCreamcheese) worth a read

May 16 15:32:20 (IzzyCreamcheese) it HAD to have happened to someone else

May 16 15:32:24 (IzzyCreamcheese) or like.. the bed sheet

May 16 15:32:27 (IzzyCreamcheese) or something that you sit on

May 16 15:32:29 (IzzyCreamcheese) damnit

May 16 15:32:33 (Retal) no..

May 16 15:32:35 (armed_and_pissed) Izzy, PM...

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May 16 15:33:12 (Scotland) lol

May 16 15:33:13 (String) 16:55 May 16 KNOX MUGGED! you of $132!

May 16 15:33:14 (String) 17:38 May 13 You were attacked and mugged of $535!.

May 16 15:33:14 (String) 16:23 May 13 Frankie_Sturzo tried to MUG! you!

May 16 15:33:14 (String) 11:26 May 13 Harry-hill tried to MUG! you!

May 16 15:33:14 (String) 11:04 May 12 You were attacked but could not identify the assailant.

May 16 15:33:14 (String) 10:23 May 12 DynamiteLotus tried to MUG! you!

May 16 15:33:14 (String) 09:51 May 12 You were attacked but could not identify the assailant.

May 16 15:33:24 (String) ... I'm considering using the bank...

May 16 15:33:42 (Retal) Izzy would make a great maid, won't even need a vacuum cleaner to bring on the suction.

May 16 15:34:04 (armed_and_pissed) String, it's not like you're losing much...

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May 16 15:34:49 (Brandi) O_o

May 16 15:34:53 * Brandi shakes her head

May 16 15:34:53 * armed_and_pissed knows what REALLY happened with the shower curtain

May 16 15:35:08 (Retal) its lost

May 16 15:35:20 * armed_and_pissed sighs

May 16 15:35:23 (Retal) sucked into a black hole where time is at a halt

May 16 15:35:25 (armed_and_pissed) Time to eat!

May 16 15:35:26 (Retal) :(

May 16 15:35:33 (-- armed_and_pissed (invalid@67.71.175.17) has left #mafia

May 16 15:35:58 (Brandi) Izzy

May 16 15:36:12 (Brandi) some women, when either going without undies or wearing a thong....

May 16 15:36:22 (EvilTiggy) Whoa

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May 16 15:36:29 (EvilTiggy) What the hell did I walk back in on?

May 16 15:36:30 (Brandi) have been known to sit down in loose skirts then stand up, having half the skirt stuffed in their crack

May 16 15:36:35 (Brandi) is that what you mean?

May 16 15:36:39 (IzzyCreamcheese) yeah

May 16 15:36:40 (IzzyCreamcheese) sorta

May 16 15:36:41 (Brandi) tiggy it was horrible

May 16 15:36:46 (Brandi) i come back from throwing in laundry

May 16 15:36:49 (IzzyCreamcheese) you know how the shower curtain when pulled back has "pleats"?

May 16 15:36:53 (Brandi) to see izzy talking about having a shower curtain up his ass

May 16 15:37:01 (Brandi) yes

May 16 15:37:05 (IzzyCreamcheese) well bend over, your cheeks sort of... spread a little?

May 16 15:37:11 (IzzyCreamcheese) well then reach down and get a sock

May 16 15:37:11 (EvilTiggy) Oi.

May 16 15:37:15 (AngieCookin) I thought it was hilarious tigs

May 16 15:37:16 (IzzyCreamcheese) to keep your balance

May 16 15:37:20 * EvilTiggy backs away from the Izzy

May 16 15:37:20 (IzzyCreamcheese) your butt moves backwards

May 16 15:37:26 (IzzyCreamcheese) to keep your balance

May 16 15:37:27 (IzzyCreamcheese) right?

May 16 15:37:34 (IzzyCreamcheese) well, which i think, put a cheek on each side of the "pleat"

May 16 15:37:38 (IzzyCreamcheese) so i stood up

May 16 15:37:41 (IzzyCreamcheese) closing the cheeks

May 16 15:37:45 (IzzyCreamcheese) and bringin the shower curtain with me

May 16 15:37:49 (IzzyCreamcheese) it blew my mind :)

May 16 15:37:53 (IzzyCreamcheese) im like

May 16 15:37:54 (IzzyCreamcheese) uhhhh

May 16 15:37:56 (String) thanks for the details....

May 16 15:37:57 (SecretAgent) well thanks for putting that into detail

May 16 15:37:59 (IzzyCreamcheese) i have a shower curtain stuck in my ass

May 16 15:38:02 (AngieCookin) lol

May 16 15:38:05 (IzzyCreamcheese) on that note...

May 16 15:38:09 (SecretAgent) lol

May 16 15:38:11 (IzzyCreamcheese) go ponder for a few...

May 16 15:38:12 (String) and I have my quote!

May 16 15:38:25 (Brandi) LMFAO

May 16 15:38:30 * Brandi giggles hysterically

May 16 15:38:35 * SecretAgent changes topic to «@ IzzyCreamcheese» i have a shower curtain stuck in my ass

May 16 15:38:42 --- Spart is now known as KILLER

May 16 15:38:42 (paully1175) rofl

May 16 15:38:49 * IzzyCreamcheese gives up

May 16 15:38:52 (IzzyCreamcheese) no matter what i say

May 16 15:38:52 (Brandi) Izzy, that only works when your bathroom is big enough to bend over at the waist while standing in front of it

May 16 15:38:52 (SecretAgent) lol

May 16 15:38:56 (IzzyCreamcheese) i come off as irc gay :)

May 16 15:39:00 * EvilTiggy giggles her ass off

May 16 15:39:02 (Brandi) if I did that, I would either end up with my head either in the toilet

May 16 15:39:09 * EvilTiggy should put that on her site too

May 16 15:39:09 (Brandi) or braining myself on the side of the sink

May 16 15:39:14 (IzzyCreamcheese) oh thats the best brandi

May 16 15:39:14 (EvilTiggy) Goes great with the beer one

May 16 15:39:17 (IzzyCreamcheese) feeling lazy one day, dont want to wash the hair

May 16 15:39:20 --- crab\bbl is now known as crab

May 16 15:39:25 (IzzyCreamcheese) put two squirts of shampoo in the thank

May 16 15:39:26 (IzzyCreamcheese) dip head in toilet

May 16 15:39:29 (IzzyCreamcheese) flush once to wash

May 16 15:39:31 (Brandi) SWIRLIE

May 16 15:39:32 (IzzyCreamcheese) flush once to rinse

May 16 15:39:41 (Brandi) cleans the bowl, too!

May 16 15:39:43 (AngieCookin) lol

May 16 15:39:44 (SecretAgent) you didn't really do that did you?

May 16 15:39:49 (Brandi) what?

May 16 15:39:53 (IzzyCreamcheese) what, sticking head in toilet?

May 16 15:39:55 * Brandi thinks SA is bonkers.

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May 16 15:40:19 (IzzyCreamcheese) i would never stick my head in a toilet

May 16 15:40:23 (IzzyCreamcheese) ok, if i was puking or something

May 16 15:40:25 (IzzyCreamcheese) id get close

May 16 15:40:26 * SecretAgent goes to try the auto-hairwashing toilet

May 16 15:40:27 (Scotland) lol

May 16 15:40:27 (IzzyCreamcheese) but never dipping it :)

May 16 15:40:30 (Brandi) No, I've never received the swirlie.

May 16 15:40:35 (Brandi) my brothers have though

May 16 15:40:39 (IzzyCreamcheese) ?!

May 16 15:40:51 (TheD) Heh.

May 16 15:40:55 (Brandi) not by choice, Izzy.

May 16 15:40:58 (IzzyCreamcheese) ahhh

May 16 15:40:59 (TheD) I've never seen the point of washing hair.

May 16 15:41:00 (Brandi) they =freshman

May 16 15:41:03 (SecretAgent) all my siblings have been properly swirled too

May 16 15:41:10 (TheD) As soon as it needs washed, I just shave it off again.

May 16 15:41:11 (SecretAgent) I made sure of that

May 16 15:41:12 (Brandi) freshman either got swirlies or duct taped to the school flag post.

May 16 15:41:13 (IzzyCreamcheese) remember justino from #mafia?

May 16 15:41:16 (TheD) JUSTINO

May 16 15:41:18 (IzzyCreamcheese) he lived near me..

May 16 15:41:20 (TheD) I miss Justino :(

May 16 15:41:25 (IzzyCreamcheese) he had dreds...

May 16 15:41:26 (IzzyCreamcheese) anyway....

May 16 15:41:30 (IzzyCreamcheese) went like 5 years without washing his hair

May 16 15:41:38 (AngieCookin) gross

May 16 15:41:39 (IzzyCreamcheese) i think its time to shave it off when you get like, mold and bugs

May 16 15:41:44 (IzzyCreamcheese) i go 24 hours and im like

May 16 15:41:45 (IzzyCreamcheese) hmm

May 16 15:41:46 * Brandi shudders

May 16 15:41:52 (IzzyCreamcheese) must....stop...all...things..and..take..shower