(IzzyCreamcheese) yeah he was on this morn

(IzzyCreamcheese) fuck

(IzzyCreamcheese) i ruined these shoes

(IzzyCreamcheese) i hate this desk

(IzzyCreamcheese) it eats shoes

(tiggy) Agent_X is currently cleaning

(Starr) stop feeding it nice shoes?

(IzzyCreamcheese) |_---_|

(Evsie) yeh, but some cheap slippers

(IzzyCreamcheese) desk is like that

(Evsie) feed it them

(IzzyCreamcheese) the --- par is where i sit

(IzzyCreamcheese) *part

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(IzzyCreamcheese) well the "wall" on the other side so people dont see like.. up my skirt

(IzzyCreamcheese) well theres 6 inches of space from taht to the floor

(IzzyCreamcheese) which i stretch my feet under

(IzzyCreamcheese) but then ill move my feet and the bottom of that wall like scrapes the tops of my shoes

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(IzzyCreamcheese) yeah.. that

* Tallien listens, enthralled

(Tallien) plz, tell us more about the escapades of your shoes

(Tallien) i wait with baited breath

(Tallien) for the next installment

(Tallien) of Izzy And His Shoes

(IzzyCreamcheese) On next weeks installment of The Plight of Scotts Footwear:

(Tallien) ;)

(Tallien) DISASTER STRIKES, AS A LARGE PILE OF POOP IS SIGHTED ON THE HORIZON?

(Tallien) What will Scott do?

(Tallien) Tune in next week...

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(IzzyCreamcheese) heh we used to have a poodle who used to shit on the driveway a lot

(IzzyCreamcheese) the drive way was a rock driveway

(IzzyCreamcheese) so i left the house to go to work one day

(IzzyCreamcheese) stepped in shit

(IzzyCreamcheese) was like.. wtf

(IzzyCreamcheese) went back in the house

(IzzyCreamcheese) put on new shoes

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(IzzyCreamcheese) went outside, took a differnet way to the truck

(IzzyCreamcheese) stepped in shit

(IzzyCreamcheese) WTF

(IzzyCreamcheese) went back inside

(Tallien) lol

(IzzyCreamcheese) changed shoes YET AGAIN

(-- zeekie has quit ()

(IzzyCreamcheese) took a complete different direction

(IzzyCreamcheese) STEPPED IN MOTHER FUCKING SHIT

(IzzyCreamcheese) drove to work with shitty shoes on

(IzzyCreamcheese) btw.. it was cold

(IzzyCreamcheese) it smelled

(IzzyCreamcheese) so i put my window down

(IzzyCreamcheese) so it woudlnt smell so bad

(IzzyCreamcheese) then i got cold

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(IzzyCreamcheese) turned on the heat

(IzzyCreamcheese) the FLOOR heat mind you

(IzzyCreamcheese) which just.. activated the shit

(Starr) ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(IzzyCreamcheese) was a bad day for izzy

(IzzyCreamcheese) :D

(Evsie) man

(Evsie) it must be SO tough being you!

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* tiggy thinks that might end up on her site

(IzzyCreamcheese) wow

(IzzyCreamcheese) i just got

(IzzyCreamcheese) erm

(IzzyCreamcheese) licked

(IzzyCreamcheese) lol

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* IzzyCreamcheese has a new joke

* IzzyCreamcheese waits for tita to get here

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(EB) licked by what?

(IzzyCreamcheese) eh

(IzzyCreamcheese) its not one that can be typed

(IzzyCreamcheese) its an action

(EB) wha..?

(IzzyCreamcheese) ok

(IzzyCreamcheese) (holds hands upright, about a foot apart)

(IzzyCreamcheese) this is little suzy

(IzzyCreamcheese) close your eyes.

(IzzyCreamcheese) (close em)

(IzzyCreamcheese) now poitn to litle suzies nose

(IzzyCreamcheese) (you point with eyes closed)

(IzzyCreamcheese) point to her chin

(IzzyCreamcheese) point to her chest

(IzzyCreamcheese) point to her belly button

(IzzyCreamcheese) point to her puss

(IzzyCreamcheese) (as you point, i stick your finger in my mouth)

(IzzyCreamcheese) and its... ermm

(IzzyCreamcheese) was a totally unexpected sesnation

(IzzyCreamcheese) and IM GLAD I WASH MY HANDS AFTER I GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU CRAZY BOOK KEEPER

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(EB) All I asked is what licked you :|

(Tallien) can i open my eyes yet izzy

(Tallien) wow

(Tallien) i opened

(Tallien) and i typed that perfectly

(Tallien) holy shit

(Tallien) (-- loser

(IzzyCreamcheese) you need to look to type?

(IzzyCreamcheese) l00sah

(Tallien) fuck yes

(Tallien) no no, son

(Tallien) that makes YOU the loser

(IzzyCreamcheese) i havnt looked at my keyboard since 1973

(TheD) Did they have keyboards in 1973?

(Tallien) um

(Tallien) weren't you like

(Tallien) a foetus then?

(IzzyCreamcheese) yeah

(Tallien) cool.

(IzzyCreamcheese) doh

(IzzyCreamcheese) my vampire tampon joke didnt go over well

(Tallien) wow, tell me

(IzzyCreamcheese) erm, i told you

(Tallien) you did?

(IzzyCreamcheese) 3 vampires walk into a vampire bar

(IzzyCreamcheese) bartender looks at the first one and says, what have you?

(IzzyCreamcheese) vampire says, give me a pint of A negative

(el_capuchino) is this the one where he uses the tampon to make tea

(el_capuchino) ?

(IzzyCreamcheese) it was

(el_capuchino) LOL

(EB) Way to ruin it

(el_capuchino) sorry :(

(TesleR) I know

(TesleR) :/

(Tallien) KEEP GOING

(IzzyCreamcheese) bartender looks at the second one and says, what have you

(IzzyCreamcheese) second one says give me a pint of o postive

(IzzyCreamcheese) bartender looks at the third one sand says what have you

(IzzyCreamcheese) third one says, just a mug of hot water

(IzzyCreamcheese) bartender looks at him and is like.. what?

(IzzyCreamcheese) vampire reaches into his pocket, pulls out a used tampon, and says "oh, just having tea"

(Tallien) LOLOL

(Tallien) HAH

(EB) Nice

(TesleR) heh

(Tallien) :(

(IzzyCreamcheese) is that sly?

(IzzyCreamcheese) :()

(IzzyCreamcheese) the moustache

(el_capuchino) sorry for ruining the joke izz

(IzzyCreamcheese) el_capuchino its all good :D

(IzzyCreamcheese) but joke etiquitte man.. dont forget it :D

(IzzyCreamcheese) theres like.. certain standards