<IzzyCC> K-J heh, here is as story for you
<IzzyCC> ever see those Desensatizing sprays?
* onareal gets popcorn out
<K-J> yeah
<IzzyCC> spray it on, makes you last longer.. kind of stuff?
<IzzyCC> well..
* Tom slaps IzzyCC around a bit with a large trout
<K-J> yeah
<IzzyCC> figured, fuck it, ill try it...
<onareal> lol
<Adam> lol
<IzzyCC> so my GF at the time was going to spray it on
<IzzyCC> and she sprayed
<K-J> lol
<IzzyCC> and sprayed
<IzzyCC> and sprayed
<IzzyCC> like, 50-100 times
<K-J> lol
<Adam> lol
<IzzyCC> and said I dont think its working...
<Mithras> .............
<K-J> you lost your errection
<onareal> whole bottle?
<IzzyCC> (it was dark)
<onareal> lol
<IzzyCC> and then she sprayed it on her hand
<IzzyCC> and realized its just a super super fine spray
<IzzyCC> that you couldnt see it in the dark
<IzzyCC> and realized i was like.. drenched
<onareal> loll
<K-J> LOL
<IzzyCC> so we are like.. oh my..
<Adam> lol
<IzzyCC> now you need to wait 5 minutes before you have sex
<IzzyCC> basically, for it to dry
<onareal> hows wang now?>
<IzzyCC> so it doenst get on her
<IzzyCC> so I go downstairs to get some drinks for us
<IzzyCC> and as im walking down the stairs i realize something...
<Blade> adam, you have said lol for the past 4 times or 3.
<Blade> Kick
<IzzyCC> i dont feel... anything
<IzzyCC> now normally when you walk down stairs with an errection... erm...
<K-J> hehe
<IzzyCC> you kind of notice...
<K-J> gone numb
<IzzyCC> i was like.. thats odd
<IzzyCC> so i reach down
<IzzyCC> and realized
<Blade> I fall over
<IzzyCC> wow.. im touching it
<IzzyCC> but i cant feel anythign
<IzzyCC> so i like.. slap it..
<IzzyCC> NOTHING
<K-J> lol
<Adam> lol
<Mithras> Like scar tissue, baybeh!
<IzzyCC> so i go upstairs and im like
<IzzyCC> i cant feeeeel my dickkkkkkkkkkkk
<IzzyCC> 30 mins...
<IzzyCC> no feeling
<IzzyCC> you could actually like.. hit it...
<IzzyCC> nothing
<IzzyCC> Soooooooooooooo
<Cosimo-Zaretti> Gotta question for yall
<K-J> L;OL
<onareal> lol
<IzzyCC> in summary....
<IzzyCC> its bad stuff
<IzzyCC> lube is bad sometimes
<Cosimo-Zaretti> just remembering that I'll just have to come back again after 24 hours
<onareal> LOL
<IzzyCC> the wrong kind.. and it gives you this horrible sloshing sound
<IzzyCC> [12:26] <K-J> it works with wanking aswell
<IzzyCC> erm
<Mike> :/
<IzzyCC> honestly for wanking
<tiggy> www.masturbateforpeace.com <--- what you get for looking up KY Jelly
<K-J> warming jelly
<IzzyCC> you only feel the warmth on your hand
<IzzyCC> not where it matters
<K-J> lol
* Tank[A] is back from "Hunting white sharks at the baltic sea" [37m]
--- Tank[A] is now known as Tank
<IzzyCC> OR SO I HEARD
<IzzyCC> Orgasmatron 2005®
<K-J> IzzyCC women have 4000 times the nerves in the clit than we do in the bell end, I WANT A CLIT
<IzzyCC> 17 HORSEPOWER OF PURE STROKING PLEASURE
<IzzyCC> heh, my friend dated this girl with a clit the size of like...Egypt
<K-J> me?
<Blade> My sister
<K-J> LOL
<K-J> HAHAHA
<IzzyCC> she smelled like glue, but thats besides the point
<Blade> Clit, never heard of it
<Blade> What is it
<IzzyCC> Blade you want me to deseriously explain it?
<IzzyCC> *seriously
<Blade> Yeah
<Blade> I do
<K-J> lol
<Lestat> sigh
<K-J> i was going to but
<Blade> I have no idea what it is
<K-J> you can izzy
<IzzyCC> Guys have a penis...
<Blade> Yeah
<IzzyCC> filled with nerves
<IzzyCC> gets larger when excited
<Blade> yeah
<Blade> yeah
<IzzyCC> women have basically.. a mini penis
<Blade> ....
<K-J> lol
<IzzyCC> called a clit
<Blade> WTF
<onareal> lol
<Mike> hahahaha
<Mithras> ....unless you're Kes' mum
<Blade> hmmm
<Mike> on that note
<IzzyCC> like.. the pink eraser on the top of a pencil
<Mithras> When you have one bugger then me
<Mithras> *bigger
<K-J> lol
<Blade> Izzy
<IzzyCC> and its like... nerve central
<Blade> Have you got a pic of it
<K-J> IzzyCC its normally the size of a pea
<onareal> blade lol
<Blade> Only joking
<K-J> Blade i have about 1000
<Blade> :D
<Blade> K-J
<Blade> Send please
<IzzyCC> K-J which is the same sized as the pink eraser at the top of a pencil
<Blade> Point a arrow to it
<IzzyCC> unless its egypt sized
<K-J> but it goes like 4" into the puissy
<Mithras> Has anyone ever seen a pic of a clit-penis?
<IzzyCC> and smells like glue
<IzzyCC> WOMEN SMELL LIKE PENCIL SHAVINGS
<K-J> listen
<Blade> I'm being serious
<K-J> run clit
<K-J> they come
<IzzyCC> (seriuosly... )
<IzzyCC> Vagina smells like fresh pencil shavings.
<Mithras> IzzyCC... man. I'm gonna have to talk to you when I get over there
<Blade> LOL
<Blade> haha Izzy
<IzzyCC> I swear to god
<K-J> erm
<Mithras> Excuse me what now?
<K-J> my own ona
<onareal> good good
<IzzyCC> Dude
<Mithras> I just... fucking... man, Izzy?!!?
<Cosimo-Zaretti> Man, I am definately getting that train, got some pencils to sharpen
<Mithras> Lost. For. Comments.
<onareal> balde you tried it
<onareal> blade
<IzzyCC> Mithras every part of a human has some sort of odor
<Mithras> PENCIL SHAVINGS!?!?!?!
<K-J> lol
<K-J> Ona
<Mithras> Dude, honest, wtf
<IzzyCC> female genetalia, when clean, smells like fresh pencil shavings
<K-J> i wont say no
<Mithras> ............
<K-J> but
* Tom slaps IzzyCC around a bit with a large trout
<K-J> ........
<Blade> Tried what
* Tom slaps K-J around a bit with a large trout
<Mithras> Is that official is it?
* Tom slaps Blade around a bit with a large trout
* Tom slaps Mithras around a bit with a large trout
<IzzyCC> before you say im crazy...
<IzzyCC> go get your pencil sharpener
<Mithras> From The Vagina Sniffing Institute of Virginia?
<IzzyCC> ok, then if not pencil shavings...
<Tom> ouchie
<Lestat> IzzyCC, personal experience or read it someone?
<Tom> you guys are bullies
<IzzyCC> what would you associate it with best?
<Tom> you guys are bullies
<IzzyCC> what would you associate it with best?
<Lestat> *somewhere
* Tom cries and hides behind izzys shower curtain
<Lestat> lol
<IzzyCC> Lestat personal experience
<Mithras> IzzyCC, as long as she doesnt smell like smoked haddock, I'm all good, k
<Lestat> good
<Mithras> ^^^^
<Mithras> VERY BAD
<IzzyCC> Tom my butts been there.. so dont touch
<Tom> Im hiding here until your butt vacuums it in
<Tom> :P
<IzzyCC> becuase no man can honestly answer that question
<Mithras> ;-)
<Mithras> Hahaha, I wanna know what his answer is
<Mithras> Hmmm.. lilies on a summer's day
<Mithras> At the break of dawn
<IzzyCC> "what does my vagina smell like?" "watches SA shake... look all shifty... and slowly say... rooooses?"
<K-J> guys
<tiggy> Isn't that what you'd say to Megz?
<Angie> lmfao
<Mithras> tiggy no
<K-J> blades ex girfriend
<K-J> http://www.crudpot.net/multimedia/pictures/BigClit2001374frai.jpg
<Mithras> if she smelt like tuna
<Mithras> I'd say
<Mithras> AHOY THAR!
<IzzyCC> lol' weve all spelled like tuna at one time or another dude
<IzzyCC> lol
<IzzyCC> so dont bash the tuna :)
<Mithras> Thank god she doesnt
<Mithras> She smells like...roses?
<IzzyCC> go camping with her
<Mithras> o_O
<Blade> K-J, i am proud to say ti is'nt.
<Blade> ...
* Cosimo-Zaretti feels this is all going to far and invites you to join #cleanfamilyfun
<IzzyCC> youll smell like tuna
<IzzyCC> she will smell like tuna
<IzzyCC> AND YOU CAN MAKE TUNA MELT
<Mithras> hahahahaha
<Angie> :S
<Mithras> \o/
<Mithras> With melted cheese on top?
* Angie goes to puke now
<Angie> kthx
<Mithras> Schweeeeeeeeeet
<Mithras> Girls smell...
<Ozzy> Goldy is dead, the streetboss
<Mithras> In my experience
<Mithras> When they use pads, and not tampons
<IzzyCC> So, the next person to get a good nostril full of vagina aroma...
<Mithras> Girls who use tampons
<Mithras> Dont smell
<Mithras> Thats 100% true so far
<Ozzy> SamuelGOldy is dead.
<Mithras> kthnx
<IzzyCC> tell me if i am that far off by saying it smells like pencil shavings
<IzzyCC> Mithras heh thats not true
<Mithras> ....you telling me my life is a lie?
<IzzyCC> yep.
<Mithras> If they alternate between the two, they dont smell
<Mithras> Pads only... well...
<IzzyCC> ok, and the rest of the month?
<Cosimo-Zaretti> let's test this
<Mithras> Take the Meat Boat To Tuna Town, baybeh
* Cosimo-Zaretti sniffs the shavings in his waste paper basket
<Cosimo-Zaretti> I think these shavings have a yeast infection
<Mithras> IzzyCC they smell then if they dont wash... apparently they smell most when just before and after 'that special time of the month'
<IzzyCC> I imagine if a woman uses a silica tampon 24/7/30/365
<IzzyCC> then maybe...
<Angie> What about girls that have no period at all then?
<Mithras> ...
<tiggy> Yes, and men smell like roses.
<tiggy> Really.
<Mithras> Dont confuse the theory wtf
<Angie> lmao
<Mithras> Men do not, duhhhhh
<IzzyCC> tiggy hey i admited earlier we stink too :)
<Mithras> We get SBS
<IzzyCC> sbs?
<Mithras> "Sweaty Bollock Syndrome"
<IzzyCC> Fromunda
<Blade> hahahaha tiggy
<Mithras> Which smells.... fruity o_O
<IzzyCC> lol
<tiggy> FRUITY!?!
<IzzyCC> and its this consistency that is... wrong
<tiggy> WTF?
<Mithras> Yeah, frutiy
<tiggy> Rotten fruit maybe
<Angie> lol
<IzzyCC> BALL SLIME
<Mithras> *fruity
<Mithras> Man, it so is
<Mithras> Like, having ectoplasm all over your nads
<IzzyCC> so fruity that its almost nicknamed "crotch rot"
<Angie> oh my god
<Blade> Izzy
<Mithras> Slimer from Ghostbusters has a holiday residence there
<Blade> How do you know it smells like pencil shaving's.
<IzzyCC> Blade, im 28
<IzzyCC> ive shaved many o pencils
<Angie> And you thought the girl poo convo was nasty :S
<Mithras> That was tame
<Mithras> So is this
<Mithras> So is this
<Blade> I'm 16
<Blade> Shit
<Mithras> So ner ner ner ner nerrrrrrrr
<Blade> just remembered
<Blade> All the times i have ever did it, i have had a cold
<IzzyCC> see, now i just fucked blade up
* Blade sighs
<IzzyCC> becuase when he gets to be with his first vagina
<IzzyCC> he will be like
<IzzyCC> LEHELEAHA
<IzzyCC> HA
<IzzyCC> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<IzzyCC> IZZZY WAS RIGHT
<IzzyCC> oh no
<IzzyCC> NO
<IzzyCC> DONT LEAVE
<Angie> lol
<Blade> LOL
<Blade> hahahaha
<Blade> Yeah
<Blade> I probably will
<IzzyCC> so when you smell pencil shavings..
<IzzyCC> forget about this convo
<IzzyCC> just focus on the moment
<IzzyCC> and #2 Fabercastle
<Mithras> Izzy, you have done so much to make my sex life improved. I thank you.
<Blade> wait
<Blade> Where ahs he gone
<IzzyCC> no problem Mithras
<Lestat> anyways
<IzzyCC> actually, i did
<Lestat> I am making my music page now
<Blade> SLAG
<Mithras> .......?
<IzzyCC> i got you laid
<Blade> his gone
<Mithras> IzzyCC wtf how?!
<IzzyCC> Megs was like "I am a good girl, we are not married"
<Mithras> hahahaha
<Mithras> oh man
<Mithras> WAIT
<IzzyCC> and i was like "OH h elllllllllllllll no.. tag that shit"
<Mithras> brb
<Mithras> I HAVE SOMETHING
<Blade> Megz goes out with Mithras?
<Mithras> This was IzzyCC's advice to me
<Mithras> When I went to pick up Megan
<IzzyCC> this way i was living sexually vicariously through her
<Mithras> Honest
<IzzyCC> TO GET YOU
<IzzyCC> \o/
<Mithras> he helped me so much
<Mithras> Look everyone
* IzzyCC smokes sa cigarette
<Mithras> [17:39] --MemoServ-- Memo 2 from IzzyCreamcheese (Dec 13 07:57:22 2004 PST). To delete, type: /msg MemoServ DEL 2
<Mithras> [17:39] --MemoServ-- Hey, word of advice, american women love when you scream "Whos your daddy!" and "TAKE IT UP THE POOPER YOU SLUT"... really.... it works... i swear...trust me.... try that with megs... it will.. erm... make things better....really... trust me... american women love that (tries not to laugh)
<IzzyCC> hahahahah
<Blade> lmao
<IzzyCC> i wanted to get you slapped
<Mithras> And boy, did that ever work
<IzzyCC> that was me' plan
* Mithras high fives! IzzyCC