At an Undisclosed Place On IRC Avenue...

* Premeir kisses tiggy
* tiggy wipes the drool
* tiggy gets out the antibacterial soap
* tiggy scrubs
(JimboJones) tiggy for god sake disinfect your face now!
(tiggy) i just did babe
(tiggy) no worries
* tiggy snuggles with her hubby
(tiggy) the scary man kissed me
* Premeir licks tiggy
* tiggy screams and runs to disinfect her entire body
(JimboJones) scrub hard!
(tiggy) come help me jimbo?
(JimboJones) sure
* JimboJones follows tiggy to the shower
(tiggy) good... you scrub my back...i'll scrub your front ;)
(JimboJones) done :)
(TheThirdDan) ewwwwwwwwwwwww
(tiggy) hehehehe :):)
(tiggy) you ok 3d?
(TheThirdDan) you two...always making out
* tiggy dances around to the ramones - leaving on a jetplane
(tiggy) yes 3d, we are... makes for a healthy and strong marriage...
(tiggy) besides... you're just jealous
(tiggy) :P
(TheThirdDan) yea, I wish I had jimbo :P
(JimboJones) I will not have sex with you again Dan
(tiggy) agaiN!?
(TheThirdDan) last time didn't really count now did it?
(tiggy) last time?!
(JimboJones) Well ... you did finish didnt you!?
(TheThirdDan) I didn't fint into the tiggy outfit remember?
* tiggy covers her eyes
(JimboJones) We wnet shopping all day for that costume ...
(JimboJones) went*
(tiggy) i am so glad i can type with my eyes closed and be pretty sure there are no mistakes
(JimboJones) Then you had to have that chocolat sundae!
(TheThirdDan) off your chest ;)
(JimboJones) and you know ice cream goes straight to your hips ...
* tiggy wipes the tears
(TheThirdDan) it did!
(JimboJones) You have nobody to blame but yourself...
(TheThirdDan) nonfat next time
(tiggy) that explains the chocolate on your shirts though jimbo
(TheThirdDan) that would explain the shirts in my chocolate Jimbo!
(JimboJones) Life size replica's made of chocolate :)
(JimboJones) thats a helluvan idea for Valentines day ....
(JimboJones) Im gonna go patent that idea right now
(tiggy) well it explains the lack of entertainment in my personal life
(tiggy) chocolate jimbos?
* tiggy gets scared
(TheThirdDan) chocloate dan weiners?
(JimboJones) yes ... anatomically correct of course
(tiggy) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(tiggy) 3d that's nasty
(TheThirdDan) you could get you're chocolate kitty tiggs
* tiggy sits on her hubby's lap and wiggles to get comfy
(TheThirdDan) *your
(JimboJones) wiggles?
(JimboJones) sweet .. we'll talk about the first thing that "pops" up
(tiggy) i think it just did
(TheThirdDan) pop tarts?
(tiggy) uh sure...
(tiggy) whatever you say
(TheThirdDan) and I say POP TARTS!
(tiggy) jimbo, 3d called me mom earlier
(TheThirdDan) 'tis true jimbo..
(JimboJones) so? you make me call you mommy all the time!
(tiggy) shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not supposed to tell
(TheThirdDan) she claimed incest...I was checking to see if it was mom
(JimboJones) sorry :)
(tiggy) besides i didn't tell anyone about the baaing noises you make when you blow your load
(TheThirdDan) * TheThirdDan licks tiggy then slowly ambles off in his walker
(TheThirdDan) (tiggy) EWWW would you stop licking me?!
(TheThirdDan) (tiggy) that's like incest or something, you may be into it... but i sure as hell ain't
(TheThirdDan) (TheThirdDan) mom?
(TheThirdDan) (TheThirdDan) mom, is that you?
(TheThirdDan) (tiggy) oh god...
(TheThirdDan) (tiggy) not you too
(TheThirdDan) me? or jimbo?
(tiggy) jimbo
(tiggy) but from what nick said, you make pig noises 3d
(TheThirdDan) ah. I make the elvis face when I seal the deal
(JimboJones) yes and i bet you thank her too :)
(TheThirdDan) nononono, you've got it all wrong. when nick is doing me, I make the pig noises...
(TheThirdDan) the other way around... elvis face...
(JimboJones) well it makes sense ... nick says he's the king right?
(tiggy) Ldnsa'lasahn
(tiggy) asdfsa
(tiggy) i give up typing
(tiggy) brb
(TheThirdDan) babblier^
(tiggy) i just had a very disturbing visual
(JimboJones) oh ya
(tiggy) i blame you two for any nightmares i have!
(TheThirdDan) leave it to me to lower the conversation to a level no one is comfortable with
(tiggy) lmfao
(tiggy) too busy laughing
(TheThirdDan) serously tiggy, you'd think you'd know by now
* TheThirdDan waddles off to get another otter pop
(JimboJones) You were picturing dan making the elvis face at "that" moment werent you
(tiggy) lmfao yeah and oinking like a pig
(JimboJones) *oink* thank ya thankya very much *oink* oooooh im the king *oink*
(tiggy) bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
(TheThirdDan) oooh. I got a purple otter pop...it's just like sucking on a big purple cock.
(tiggy) you are the expert 3d...