(Kes) OMG, I need to go pee, I think my bladder is about to spontaneously combust

(Agent_B) I live in UK..

(Agent_X) No

(Agent_X) I don't listen to black people music

(Agent_B) Why?

(Agent_X) ).(

--- Kes is now known as brb

(Agent_X) I dunno

(Agent_X) I don't mean that

(tiggy) Erm if your bladder is going to spontansously combust because you have to pee, you may need to see a doctor.

(Agent_X) rofl

(Agent_X) IT BURNS WHEN I PEE

(tiggy) Apparenly it does when Kes does too.

(chili) it burns X when Kes pees?

(Agent_X) yes

(Agent_X) hey tiggy

(chili) that's serious

(Agent_B) Jez.

(tiggy) He pees on Agent_X?

(Externallink) Hmm sounds liek shared genital warts

(Agent_X) tiggggggyyyy

(tiggy) Yes X dear?

(Agent_B) :o

(Agent_X) When is mafia coming back up?

(Agent_B) hahaha

(Agent_X) :)

* tiggy glares and eyes her kill button

(Agent_X) here's the kick!!

(Agent_X) oh Kill!

(Agent_X) lol

(Agent_X) (3

(tiggy) You who admits that it burns when Kes, another man, pees on you has the balls to ask that?

(Externallink) lol

(tiggy) Is that before or after he takes the nipple clamps off you?

(Agent_B) :o

(Agent_X) mmmm...nipple clamps

(Agent_B) Fetish eh?

* tiggy goes to get more coffee.

--- Externallink is now known as HeWhoHasSmallWeeWee

(HeWhoHasSmallWeeWee) YAY!

--- brb is now known as Kes

--- Agent_X is now known as ItBurnsWhenKesPees

(Kes) fuck me sideways, it was bright yellow!

(Agent_B) That means you are drinking too much fluid.

(Kes) I have a drinking problem

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) nooo

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) that means you're dehydrated

(Kes) the problem is, I only have one mouth

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) you need more water

(Agent_B) No

(Agent_B) That's when it's clear X

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) No

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) when it's clear you're not dehydrated

(Agent_B) When it's Clear you need water

(tiggy) Wow, fucking sideways while peeing on Agent_X with burning pee!

(Agent_B) NO

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) YES

(Kes) tiggy

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) they taught us in bootcamp

(Kes) what can I say

(Kes) Im talented

(Agent_B) HEY

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) When your piss is yellow

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) you need water

(Mithras) When is clear, it means the acid has been diluted within your piss, HENCE that you have been drinking LOTS of water :-)

(tiggy) Yeppers

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) you're dehydrated

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) when it's clear, you're clear

(Agent_B) it's Yellow when you have drank too much!!!!!!!!

(Agent_B) HEY

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) AND DEHYDRATED

(Agent_B) MEH

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) SO DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER

(Kes) I love it

(HeWhoHasSmallWeeWee) Who's clear when what's clear whan everything is clear?

(Kes) were arguing about my pee

(Agent_B) EB would have to come back now...

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) rofl

(HeWhoHasSmallWeeWee) May i have some?

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) KES!

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) ABSINTHE!

(Kes) w00t

(Agent_B) :o

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) w00t!~

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) mmm..I can taste it now

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(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) Absinthe

* ItBurnsWhenKesPees drools

(Agent_B) Has anyone ever really drank piss?

(Kes) lol, I will laught if I forget it

(tiggy) You can taste his pee?

(-- Hawker has quit (Connection reset by peer)

(tiggy) Nasty

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) Dude

--- HeWhoHasSmallWeeWee is now known as ExternalLink

(Kes) lmfao

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) I will cry if you forget it

(tiggy) Does it taste different than other people's pee?

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) I've always wanted to try absinthe

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) tiggy

(Agent_B) Who knows..

(Kes) mine tastes of stella

(Agent_B) :/

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) Can we do some scat in Philly?

(Kes) I drink my pee when I have no money for beer

(ExternalLink) HAHAH My daughter is watching winnie the pooh and bye listening to it in the background i thought she was watching a porno

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) nice

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) speaking of pr0n

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) where are those naked tiggy pics?

(Agent_B) Kes that is nasty

(Kes) Hey

(Kes) its true

(tiggy) Kes, I think that qualifies as watergames.

(Kes) its tangy

(Agent_B) esus

(Kes) yet refreshing

(Agent_B) DRinking your own piss

(Serial-Away) Agent_B

(Agent_B) What job do you have?

(Serial-Away) You eat your own shit

(Agent_B) Serial-Away

(Serial-Away) And you say Kes is nasty?

(Serial-Away) ^^

(Agent_B) Oh shut up you twat

(Kes) lmfao

(Agent_B) :P

(Serial-Away) Ha

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) TNT..DYNOMITE!

(EB) I think I'm going to be sickl

(Agent_B) Serial-Away Always gets on my pecks.

(Agent_B) That's a saying before you get high)

(tiggy) EB it goes right along with the taste of cum convo earlier.

(EB) Yeah, but that was before I'd eaten

(tiggy) lol

(Kes) ewww, now thats nasty, drinking piss is ok, but not cum

(Agent_B) Kes... What job do you have?

(EB) It doesn't seem so funny now I'm full

(Kes) its too salty for me

(tiggy) You know this for a fact?

(ExternalLink) Why is cum sticky is it from eating marshmellows

(Kes) Im assistant manager for pizza express

(ExternalLink) ???

(Agent_B) Eating shit is fetish you know.

(Agent_B) NICE

(EB) I would taste my own, but its kinda hard licking it off your fingers

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) ok...

(Kes) yes tiggy I do

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) you guys

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) are nasty

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) as fuck

(tiggy) Erm ExternalLink you know this for a fact?

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) I mean...

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) I have my moments

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) but you all

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) are dirty

(EB) Like you try and lick it

(Marlboro) ewwwww

(EB) And all you can taste is your finger

* Marlboro cringes

(tiggy) Whoa wait, you guys lick your own cum?

(Agent_B) Lol EB

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) ..........................................

(Kes) wait

(Agent_B) EWWWW

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) sometimes

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) it's tangy

(Agent_B) OMG

(Agent_B) SHIT

* Agent_B walks off

(Agent_B) That's nasty

* ExternalLink seals his lips before he ends up on tiggies site again looking like a nympho with small penis

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) why?!

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) it's MY cum

(EB) I only lick my own when B's not around to do it for me

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) not like it's someone else

(Kes) my g/f gave me a blow job, I was drunk and forgot after and she kissed me

(Kes) I was like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(Agent_B) EB suck balls twat.

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) I fucked my girlfriend

(EB) :D

(EB) :D

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) and then kissed her pussy

(Agent_B) Hahhaa Kes

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) and tasted it

(Agent_B) LOL

(Agent_B) I'm saving that

(Agent_B) [17:34] (Kes) my g/f gave me a blow job, I was drunk and forgot after and she kissed me

(Agent_B) [17:34] (Kes) I was like EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

(Agent_B) Hehe

(Agent_B) :P

(ExternalLink) No EB licks dog teeth

(ExternalLink) HE said so earlier

(Serial-Away) Agent_B is jealous ^^

(Kes) I dont know how you lot swollow it

(EB) Dude, the dog licked me

(Kes) its fucking nasty

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) EB..

(ExternalLink) HE said "I had a dog let me lick his teether

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) you'll never top

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) Frankie

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) and his

(tiggy) This is a channel full of dog kissing cum lickers with burning pee.

(ExternalLink) Teeth

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) "My dog licked my penis!"

(Agent_B) Serial-Away

(Kes) w00t

(Agent_B) Why are you always awwy?

(Agent_B) *away

(Serial-Away) Don't change the subject

(tiggy) Kessy, we swallow it becauseif we don't it can get messy.

(Serial-Away) So, tiggy..

(EB) dog kisisng cum lickers?

(Serial-Away) Why do you have ops in here?

(Agent_B) HEY

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) Kes

(Serial-Away) Are you like

(EB) So much of that applies to me..

(Agent_B) You just did

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) get it in a girls hair

(Serial-Away) The master dog kissing cum licker?

(Serial-Away) ^^

(tiggy) Hell no, I keep it to humans thanks.

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) girls love it when you get cum in your hair

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) *their hair

(Kes) lmao

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) FUCK

(Serial-Away) Right

(Serial-Away) lol

(Serial-Away) Idiot

(ItBurnsWhenKesPees) fuck you

(ExternalLink) Who licks cum

(Agent_B) It's funny how Serial-Away always comes into the conversation when we are talking about sexual pleasures.

--- ItBurnsWhenKesPees is now known as Agent_X

(Agent_B) Makes me think...

(Serial-Away) ^^

(Serial-Away) You think?

(Serial-Away) Wonderful.

(Agent_X) ANYBODY ELSE

(Agent_X) when I think about you I touch myself

(Serial-Away) )L{

(Agent_X) IIIIII

(Serial-Away) *):{

(Agent_B) WTF

(tiggy) He's thinking of Kes again

(Kes) lol @ X

(Serial-Away) yup

(Agent_X) that accent is sexy

(Kes) nnha!

(Agent_X) "FFS X!"

(Agent_X) Nnha!!

(Kes) NNNHA!!!!!!!!!!!

* ExternalLink slaps EB around a bit with a large grandmother used sex toy

(EB) hmmm..lemsip

(Crunch) lmao

(ExternalLink) LOL

(Crunch) that was quick for you EB

(tiggy) He's always quick..

(tiggy) Goes with his small penis.

(Serial-Away) How do you know he has a small penis?

(Crunch) lol go tiggy...

(Serial-Away) o.O

(Agent_B) Lmfao

(Kes) but he has got massive balls

(Agent_B) haha EB

(Agent_B) :P

(tiggy) He admitted it earlier

(Serial-Away) Right..

(Serial-Away) ):P

(tiggy) Plus he danced nekkid for me

(Agent_X) brb gotta nuke Central Asia

(NiNe) wow

(Serial-Away) Lol

(Serial-Away) He wouldn't for me

(Serial-Away) :(

(EB) Stop talking about me like I'm not here!!

(ExternalLink) He said eb tiggy not el

(Serial-Away) You know

(tiggy) You want to see his penis?

(ExternalLink) lol

(Crunch) wheres EB gone...

(ExternalLink) mine?

(Serial-Away) lol

(Serial-Away) ..^^

* tiggy hands Serial-Away a magnifying glass

(tiggy) Here you go, might help.

(Crunch) serial hand me that

(Serial-Away) I don't have much hope.

(Crunch) i need it:D

* Serial-Away hands it to Crunch

(tiggy) To find your own?

(Crunch) yea

(ExternalLink) :'(

(Crunch) definetly

(tiggy) I heart you guys..

* tiggy smiles innocently

(ExternalLink) me too?

(Crunch) except for me

(ExternalLink) lol

(ExternalLink) and me

(E_Money) lol

(Kes) can we talk about somthing more humane, like urrm, X and his viagra??

(Marlboro) yea

(EB) I've been getting owned by girls all day today :/

(Agent_B) EVERYONE

(Marlboro) i wanna read the story again\

(Agent_B) Is'nt pink, punk?

(ExternalLink) Ok eb enough of the jokes

(ExternalLink) lol

(Kes) popy punk

(Crunch) i have a vagina but i call it my bum and it has poo coming out of it

(ExternalLink) WTF CRUNCH

(Serial-Away) Sicko

(Marlboro) shhh

(ExternalLink) weird thoughts

(Serial-Away) crab

(E_Money) oooooooook

(Serial-Away) * Crunch

(Serial-Away) Ever been fucked in your vagina? :x

(Crunch) yea

(Crunch) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Serial-Away) lol...

(Crunch) and i never will

(E_Money) lmao

(Kes) lol

(Serial-Away) Sicko.

(Marlboro) ha ha lier

(Serial-Away) (18:41:31) (Serial-Away) Ever been fucked in your vagina? :x

(Serial-Away) (18:41:32) (Crunch) yea

(Crunch) i bat for the home team

(Serial-Away) He said yes!

(Serial-Away) You all saw it.

(Agent_B) Is'nt pink, punk?

(Agent_B) Answer meh!

(Serial-Away) You're gay.

(Kes) Pink is poppy punk

* ExternalLink hands serial some KY for crunches vagina

(Agent_B) Serial-Away

(ExternalLink) have at it

(Agent_B) Shut it.

(EB) I didn't know Crunch's bread was batted on that side..

(Serial-Away) Lol ExternalLink.

(Agent_B) You Man whore.

(Serial-Away) No thanks.

(ExternalLink) lol