*
Mithras slaps tiggy around a bit with a large trout
(tiggy)
(Mithras) Can I take the shit please?
(tiggy)
Yes
(tiggy)
He's sooooooooo hot
(Mithras)
stfu tiggles
(tiggy)
LMAO
(Mithras)
Before I start throwing the tampons atcha
(Brandi)
ommg
(Riz)
eww
(tiggy)
Careful, Izzy has a tampon fetish lately
(Brandi)
Mithras
(Brandi)
OVERSHARE
(Brandi)
OMMG
(Mithras)
Brandi
(Mithras)
wtf
(Brandi)
i didn't need to know that tiggy
(Mithras)
Man
(Mithras)
You should have heard tiggy!!!!!!
* Brandi
shudders in horror
(Mithras)
Frigging HORRIBLE
(Brandi)
i like it when tiggy purrs
(Mithras)
period poops?!?!
(tiggy)
See when I get really quiet for a day
(Brandi)
anything else i don't listen to
(tiggy)
Worry
(tiggy)
I break shit
(Brandi)
period poops SUCKETH
(Brandi)
and boobsweat
*
Brandi shudders again
(tiggy)
Dude
(Mithras)
I DIDNT NEED TO KNWO OMFG
(tiggy)
Boobsweat
(tiggy)
BAD
*
Riz looks at Brandi.
(Brandi)
very bad.....kthx
(tiggy)
Sticky underboobs
(Brandi)
:)
*
Brandi nods in sympathy with tiggy
(Mithras)
Oh thats rotten
*
Mithras vomits
(Mithras)
Is it like bollock sweat?
(Mithras)
SBS?
(Brandi)
speaking of boobsweat, where's baron, that tit.
(Mithras)
Sweaty Bollock Syndrome?
(tiggy)
Yeah
(tiggy)
Totally
(Brandi)
that's also known overseas as MustyNutz, Mithras
(Mithras)
lol
(Brandi)
it's the reason men lay in front of box fans after their showers, stretching
their ball sacs out like an elephant ear in the breeze
(Mithras)
they do?
(Brandi)
when it's hot enough over here they do
(Lexi)
i just heard period poops. Wassup.
(Mithras)
...freaks
(Brandi)
the humidity doesn't allow them to dry correctly
(Mithras)
Oh jesus
(Mithras)
Now she comes in
(Brandi)
so you have to stretch out the sac skin so it dries
(tiggy)
LMAO Lexi
(Brandi)
and when it's hot enough, you can stretch that bastard out and use it for a
backdrop, showing films on it.
(tiggy)
Brandi so missed out on that convo
(tiggy)
She woulda had fun too
*
Brandi sniffs
(Brandi)
i miss a lot lately, tigs
(Lexi)
remamber that pearl harbor moment i was anticipating. oh yea baby. :) this
morning. Lordy. Refreshing. Lost 10 lbs im sure.
(tiggy)
Oh Brandi, did you know that women do not fart or poop?
(Brandi)
oh really
*
Mithras nods
(Mithras)
They dont
(Mithras)
kthnx
(tiggy)
Oooo did you poop finally Lexi?
(Brandi)
tell that to my kids after i go in and show them how you're SUPPOSED to peel
the paint in the bathroom.
(Lexi)
yes!!!!!!!! \o/
(tiggy)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
(Lexi)
I even wiped my own ass!
(Brandi)
it sucks when you're stopped up and OTR (on the rag)
(Lexi)
lmfao.
(tiggy)
WO!
(Mithras)
omfg Brandi... if you were my mum, serious words would be exchanged
(Brandi)
'cause if you push too hard, you shoot the tampon out.
(tiggy)
Good girl!
(Lexi)
omfg
(tiggy)
LMAO Brandi
(Brandi)
and that just sucks hardcore.
(Lexi)
have you ever sneezed
(Lexi)
and shot it out?
(Lexi)
Hurts.
(Brandi)
YES!
(Lexi)
bad
(tiggy)
YES!
(Mithras)
oh for gods sakes
(tiggy)
Forced outtage
(tiggy)
SUCKS
(Mithras)
Ihu ALL
(T-Q)
In all honesty .. I have believed in the poop fairy .. comes and steals the
poop and farts from girls. This is a way better thought for me rather then
think girls actually do it
(Brandi)
or you sneeze and it pops out halfway, then you're trying oto get to the
bathroom and it pinches the surrounding skin!??
(Lexi)
i heart u too mithras
(Lexi)
lmao T-Q
(tiggy)
Oh hell yeah Brandi
(Lexi)
YES BRANDI
(Lexi)
omg
(IzzyCreamcheese)
oh anyone think of what that letter is called?
(Brandi)
sorry izzy
(Lexi)
P
(Brandi)
we are discusing period poops and flying tampons
(Gazman)
what letter?
(Lexi)
is for poop
(Lexi)
and periods
(Mithras)
izzy, dude, PLEASE SAVE ME
(tiggy)
What I hate is when you cough
(Mithras)
Im begging
(tiggy)
And it like..
(tiggy)
Pokes
(Brandi)
today's #mafia is brought to you by the letters T (tampon) and P (poop)
(Brandi)
yeah tiggy
(Tallien)
...
(Brandi)
and for some reason, it always pinches
(Mithras)
...
(Brandi)
it's cotton
(Mithras)
omg
(Mithras)
please
(Mithras)
STOP
(Brandi)
it should NOT PINCH THAT HARD
(Tallien)
Mithras
(Tallien)
FOOTBALL
(Mithras)
Tallien
(Tallien)
QUICK
(Mithras)
Hey man!
(Tallien)
BEER
(Mithras)
FOOTBALL
(Lexi)
what i hate
(Mailli)
...
(Lexi)
is when
(tiggy)
And men think they have it bad
(Lexi)
you're not really expecting yoru period
(Tallien)
BEERFOOTBALLLL
(Lexi)
and you sneeze or something
(Lexi)
and like
(tiggy)
Ahh yes
(Lexi)
omfg
(Tallien)
omfgsfojgokdi
(Lexi)
shit just rushes
(Mithras)
footballbeerbeerfootball
(Lexi)
and your like
(Brandi)
that BUBBLE POPPING FEELING
(Lexi)
omg
(Lexi)
BATHROOM
(Lexi)
now
(tiggy)
The "glob"
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(Mithras)
CIGARATTES!!!
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(Brandi)
and you feel that bubble burst feeling and are like "OMGFARUN!!!"
(Lexi)
lmao
(tiggy)
YES!
(Brandi)
hate that shit
(tiggy)
That's it!
(Brandi)
ohhh
(Brandi)
even worse
(Evsie)
It's like a car wreck, you want to turn away, but you just can't!
(Brandi)
you have to be careful what you eat during your period
*
Mithras breaks down and cries
(Mithras)
For the love of god
(Brandi)
ever gotten the runs while on your period?
(Mithras)
STOP
(Lexi)
um
(Lexi)
yes.
(tiggy)
YES!!!!!!!
(Lexi)
:(
(Brandi)
and then, you don't pull the string outta the way?
(tiggy)
Period poop
(Brandi)
and you're like "WTF IS THAT?!?!?!"
(tiggy)
Oh yeah
(Lexi)
lmfao.
(tiggy)
lmao
*
Brandi shakes her head.
*
Lexi falls over
(Brandi)
the crap we deal with just to be able to shit out kids
(Brandi)
i don't understand it at all.
(Mithras)
I'm ACTUALLY wretching. Cheers girls
(Brandi)
omg Lexi!
(Lexi)
what!
(Brandi)
i was reading today on something
(Brandi)
and you know, if you have a hysterectomy, and it's not done correctly
(tiggy)
The inside out thing?
(tiggy)
Yeah
(Brandi)
your VAGINA CAN FALL OUT?!?!
(Brandi)
that's fucked up.
(Lexi)
holy shit
(tiggy)
Dude it can happen without it
(Brandi)
that should NOT even think of just, falling out.
(Brandi)
ommg tiggy
(Lexi)
*whoops there goes my vagina*
(tiggy)
Serious
(Lexi)
wtf
(Brandi)
that's just wrong.
(tiggy)
It's like flipping a sock inside out
(Brandi)
that shit's attached to the goodies
(Brandi)
it should NOT flip out like that
(tiggy)
Hell that's how they do hysterectomies with no incision
(Evsie)
now wtf is the point of a woman without a vagina
*
Mithras rolls a cigarette and sighs
(tiggy)
They flip your shit inside out
(tiggy)
And snip
(Brandi)
gimme hemmeroids, gimme yeast infections, but don't make my vagina fall out,
kthx
(Lexi)
and tuck
(tiggy)
Then tuck it allback
(Brandi)
OMMG tiggy
(Agent_X[A])
..................................
(Agent_X[A])
hey
(tiggy)
Saw it on Discovery once
(Agent_X[A])
I have an idea
(Agent_X[A])
stop being gross
(Brandi)
if they have to remove my plumbing, i'm gonna tell them i don't care about the
scar,
(Lexi)
i thought
(Agent_X[A])
k thx
(Brandi)
do NOT FLIP MY SHIT INSIDE OUT
(Lexi)
i was going to get a hemmeroid
(Lexi)
taking that shit this morning.
(Mithras)
OMFG
(tiggy)
Ooo a hard one?
(Mithras)
OMFGZZ
(Lexi)
omg
(Lexi)
i wanted lube
(tiggy)
Crumbly?
(Lexi)
or something
(Lexi)
tears to my eyes
*
Mithras ACTUALLY CRIES!!
(Lexi)
45 minute poop
(Brandi)
oh damn....or the ones that hurt so bad you think you're shitting a chainsaw
(Lexi)
no lie
(tiggy)
ODamn hun
*
Brandi hugs Lexi and tiggy
(tiggy)
Those are the ones that cause period like cramps
(Lexi)
the ones were it feels like your anal lips are tearing. yea.
(tiggy)
Ahh yeah
*
Evsie NEVER wants to hug Brandi, Lexi, or Tiggy ever again!
(tiggy)
The... rip
(tiggy)
Tear
(tiggy)
OMG
(Brandi)
ouch
(Brandi)
you wipe and look at the paper and go OMGWTF?!?!
(Brandi)
and you're just sure that you've got intestines hanging out.
(Mithras)
You complete and utter fuckers
(tiggy)
There's nothing there!
(Mithras)
I hate you all
(Mithras)
Thanks
(tiggy)
45 min on the shitter
(tiggy)
You feel "emptry"
(tiggy)
Wipe
(tiggy)
Nothing
(Brandi)
stand up and BLAMMO
(tiggy)
Get up and go about business
(EB)
For fucks sake
(Lexi)
nothing's worse then the beer shits.
(tiggy)
For 5 min
(tiggy)
And damn
(Brandi)
you better sit down quick 'cause it's coming a flood
(tiggy)
Oh no kidding Lexi
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(Agent_X[A])
god
(tiggy)
Beer shits are nasty
(Mithras)
TALLIEN
(Agent_X[A])
the head of my cock is sore
(Tallien)
ah fuck
(Brandi)
oh tiggy! how about that one where you sit, wipe, and wipe, and wipe
(Agent_X[A])
.................
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(Agent_X[A])
dude..
(Agent_X[A])
women
(Agent_X[A])
shouldn't talk about that
(Brandi)
then you finally say fuck it and just hop in the shower
(Agent_X[A])
I KNEW TIGGY LIKED SCAT
(Agent_X[A])
I KNEW IT
(tiggy)
YEAH! And you feel raw
(Mithras)
YOU LEFT ME
(Agent_X[A])
KNEW IT
(Mithras)
TALLIEN
(Agent_X[A])
KNEW IT
(Mithras)
=(
(Mithras)
beer
(Mithras)
beer
*
Lexi shits on Mithras' chest. a big steamer.
(tiggy)
Like you wiped yourself raw
(Mithras)
...
(Mithras)
OMFG
(Agent_X[A])
........
(Mithras)
OMFGZZZZZZZ
(Brandi)
oh gawd tiggy
(Mithras)
YOU FUCKER
(Brandi)
that shit hurts too
(tiggy)
Then you walk funny
(Agent_X[A])
Lexi is so not ladylike is she?
(Mithras)
football
(Mithras)
football
(Brandi)
and then, the next time you go, it's like your arsehole's turned into paper
(Mithras)
football
(Mithras)
football
(Mithras)
beer
*
Lexi never EVER claimed to be a lady.
(Mithras)
beer
(tiggy)
YA!
(Mithras)
beer
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(tiggy)
And you wince
(Brandi)
even worse tiggy
(Brandi)
the thong chafe after the screaming shits
(tiggy)
You feel like you gotta pee
(tiggy)
And cry
(tiggy)
YES!
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(Brandi)
when you feel like you are being sawn in half
(Mithras)
STOP NOW
(Mithras)
KTHNX
(tiggy)
What?
(tiggy)
You men can talk about it
(tiggy)
Why can't we?
(EB)
Please God, break IRC..break IRC
(UNPoker)
we arent near as graphic
(Evsie)
because it's WRONG
(Twizzles)
hahah
(Niko)
BRAAAAANDI
(Brandi)
yeah.....you talk about hefty steamers and what, girls are just supposed to be
all ladylike? we're WOMEN
(Brandi)
not GIRLS
(Mithras)
Coz tiggy, coz
(Brandi)
NIKO!!!!!!!!!
(Mithras)
k
(Mithras)
thanks
(Agent_X[A])
wow..
(Evsie)
mental images we just don't need!
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(Agent_X[A])
I've actually been to the streets lately
(Agent_X[A])
I must be sick
*
Evsie checks into therapy
(Agent_X[A])
:/
(tiggy)
You ever had the poop that won't flush?
(Twizzles)
hahahah
(Natasha)
poopp
(Lexi)
What i dont get.
(Agent_X[A])
I guess when half the fucking site has heard me orgasm
(Brandi)
oh good grief tiggy
(Lexi)
is
(Lexi)
how you can have
(Lexi)
floaters
(Lexi)
and sinkers
(Agent_X[A])
going to the streets ain't that big of a deal
(_Fcuk_death_)
this is wrong!
(Lexi)
in the same poop sitting
(Natasha)
haha
(tiggy)
YES!
(Niko)
whaaaats up brandi
(tiggy)
I've always wondered
(tiggy)
I mean..
(Natasha)
period gas is the worst
(Brandi)
tiggy, you know how my plumbing's all fucked up right?
(tiggy)
They all float or sink
(Mithras)
Oh jesus
(Mithras)
Save us
(Lexi)
like.. who decides who sinks or swims
(Mithras)
please
(tiggy)
Period gas sucks
(Mithras)
thanks
(Lexi)
Natasha
(Lexi)
omfg
(Brandi)
oh damn Natasha....that's no lie
(Lexi)
period gas
(Natasha)
Mithras, you love me
(tiggy)
It's like "walk" "fart"
(Natasha)
admit it
(tiggy)
Walk
(Brandi)
when you just wanna cry cause someone's tying your guts into a knot
(tiggy)
Fart
(Lexi)
step step fart step step fart
(tiggy)
Yeppers
(Mithras)
Natasha, fall off a cliff right now kthnx
(Natasha)
brandi - its true
(Brandi)
gotta be careful with those lexi
(tiggy)
Period gas hurts
(tiggy)
Then
(Brandi)
otherwise you go step step fart, step step squish OHFUCK
(tiggy)
Omg
(tiggy)
The fart
*
Natasha gives mithras the finger
(tiggy)
It's..
(tiggy)
neverending
(_Fcuk_death_)
ladies id press ignore but then the convo would be shite
(Niko)
Interesting conversation we are having here.. lol
(tiggy)
Well, guys talk about it
(Brandi)
yeah
(Brandi)
we're just fitting in with the guys
(Mithras)
We fucking well do not
(tiggy)
I don't see why boobs should stop us from talking about it
(Mithras)
omg
(Brandi)
heehee
(EB)
Thanks girls, you just turned me gay.
(Brandi)
LMFAO EB
(Mithras)
...
(Natasha)
true
(tiggy)
Hahahahahahhahaha
(Mithras)
PUT THAT IN THE TOPIC NOW
(Natasha)
i turn many gay
(Natasha)
i live in SF
(_Fcuk_death_)
its not the boobs tiggy
(Niko)
ah.. i see how it would work lol
(tiggy)
There are nights we can sit here and just watch
(Brandi)
oh tiggy
(tiggy)
Guys talk about their poop
(Lexi)
Pfft. you turned me gay Natasha
(_Fcuk_death_)
its the lack of a manhood!!!
(Gazman)
EB
(tiggy)
And we talk about it?
(tiggy)
We're wrong.
(Brandi)
the toilet paper knots
(Gazman)
what do you mean turned :P
(Natasha)
lexi, you were always gay (3
(tiggy)
Oh no shit Brandi
(tiggy)
Those are horrid
(Brandi)
THAT just isn't fair.
(EB)
hahaha
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(Brandi)
we aren't that fucking hairy
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(Lexi)
Not gay
(Brandi)
we should NOT get dingleberries
(Lexi)
just not
(Lexi)
quite straight
(Natasha)
haha
(Natasha)
once you go russian you never go ack
(Natasha)
ck = back
(Niko)
LOL
(Brandi)
i was gonna say 'is that ack a freudian slip?'
(tiggy)
lol
(Natasha)
haha
(tiggy)
brb gotta check kids
(tiggy)
And pee
(Niko)
I dont know brandi.. i seen some hairy girls in my tender 15 years of life
(Brandi)
i'm sorry Niko
(Niko)
It's ok.. not all your fault
(Niko)
lol
(EB)
tiggy: this is the stuff that belongs on your site.
(Brandi)
that's why God invented wax and razors.
(Niko)
lolol
(Agent_X[A])
....................
(Agent_X[A])
nasty..
(Agent_X[A])
nasty..
(Natasha)
i (3 Mach3
(Agent_X[A])
filthy womeneses
(Natasha)
waxing is the way to go
(Brandi)
yes Natasha
(Lexi)
yea, but when it starts to come back, holy shit does it itch
(Brandi)
those Mach3's are a beautiful thing
(Brandi)
Lexi
(Brandi)
that's why i started waxing
(Lexi)
CUNTBALL!
(Natasha)
thats what the powders are for
(Brandi)
because ya just rip those little puppies right out
(Kes)
LMFAO
(EB)
Kes: just leave again mate
(Brandi)
and BLAMMO
(Lexi)
Brandi. i think im scurred to wax my ass.
(Kes)
hahahah
(Niko)
i thank god for aftershave
(Niko)
lol
(Natasha)
i wax myself
(Brandi)
well true there lexi
(Lexi)
Natasha
(Brandi)
ooooooh damn
(Mithras)
KES
(Lexi)
i remember
(Mithras)
SAVE ME
(Mithras)
PLEASE
(Kes)
OMFG
(Lexi)
when you got your brazillian
(Mithras)
IM BEGGING YOU
(Kes)
Mith
(Brandi)
when it starts to grow back, and you're wearing the wrong thong
(Lexi)
andhad issues walking
(Lexi)
lmao
(Niko)
LOL mithras
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(Natasha)
hahahaha
(Brandi)
and it like.....rubs your entire crack just bright red?!?!
(_Fcuk_death_)
Mithiras hide , in the_art
(Natasha)
yes!!
(Natasha)
i remember that too
(Kes)
come to #ohfuckthewomenhavestarted
(Niko)
ewwwww brandi!!!
(Lexi)
lmao.. i just go pantieless. fuck that shit
(Brandi)
oh lexi.....brazilian is a beautiful thing honey
(Niko)
COMMANDOS!
(Niko)
lol
(Brandi)
(3's brazilian wax jobs
(Kes)
Oh
(EB)
(01:15:03) —› now talking in:
(#ohfuckthewomenhavestarted)
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(Guido)
I swear I'm going to piss myself
(Natasha)
brandi - amen!
(Lexi)
didnt you doink or something, and were like "do not DOINK right after
getting a brazilian"
(Brandi)
nonono
(Brandi)
THAT is intense
(Kes)
Oh, I am commando
(Brandi)
like totally awesome
(Natasha)
no i didnt
(Brandi)
especially if it's the first time you've bared all
(Natasha)
that was when i was seeing matt
*
Kes does an army roll
(Lexi)
ohhh yea
(tiggy)
I'm too fucking sore after a Brazilian
(Brandi)
because suddenly, you realize how many nerves have been covered by bush
(Natasha)
hahaha
(Natasha)
yes
(Niko)
I once went commando with tearoffs to Wonderland.... i was scared on aroller
coaster it would rip off somehow
(Niko)
lol
(tiggy)
Mmmm first time "bare"
(tiggy)
I remember that
(tiggy)
Goddamn that was good
(Lexi)
i havent been carpeted since i started finding hairs
*
Brandi shivers with tiggy
(Natasha)
i love the wax
(Lexi)
(-- hates hair
(Natasha)
me too
(Kes)
OMG, this is like THE fastest convo I have EVER seen
(Niko)
lol lexi
(Natasha)
its making me dizzy
(Brandi)
Natasha....that hot wax, then the SNAP
(EB)
Kes: I'll send you the logs mate
(Brandi)
it's a gorgeous thing
*
Brandi shivers again
(Kes)
Ewww
(EB)
That'll blow your mind.
(Natasha)
brandi - do you get it done or yourself?
(Kes)
EB
(Brandi)
do it myself
(Kes)
Keep the pubic filled logs
(Natasha)
what do you use
(Brandi)
i don't trust these rednecks not to wax the wrong bloody thing
(tiggy)
lol
(Niko)
I am proud to say i have never shaved my legs
(Niko)
:D
(Niko)
lol
(Natasha)
i have fallen in love with GiGi
(Brandi)
surgi-wax brazilian formula
(Natasha)
ohh
(Agent_X[A])
god..
(Brandi)
and the oil they give you
(Natasha)
i have not tried that
(tiggy)
I like body sugar
(Brandi)
mmmmm so nice
(EB)
Kes: they were describing their shit.
(tiggy)
Leaves the skin soft
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Tallien (leyden_jam@83-71-26-185.bas1.srl.dublin.eircom.net) has joined #mafia
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Bailey gives channel operator status to Tallien
(Lexi)
Eb you lie
(Kes)
Really?
(Natasha)
gigi comes in a package witha few lotions and oils
*
Brandi duct tapes Tallien to the channel
(EB)
Like colour
(tiggy)
Kes would get hot for it EB
(EB)
Size
(EB)
Float or sink
(Lexi)
sinkability
(Brandi)
yeah
(Brandi)
floaters and sinkers in the same sitting is just wrong
(Natasha)
i like when they are like bullets
(EB)
I kinda passed out at the vaginal farts bit.
(Lexi)
wait
(Lexi)
we talked about queefs?
(Brandi)
queefs are funny
(Brandi)
can't do that with someone new in your bed though
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Tallien is now known as TurningGay
(Natasha)
queefs are interesting
(Kes)
If the fittest women EVER came up to me and said "I will only fuck you if
I can shit in your mouth" I would be like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
(Lexi)
no, kinda a mood killer.
(Brandi)
once you've been with them a while though, it's FUCKING HYSTERICAL
(tiggy)
Queefs can happen at the worst of times
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TurningGay is now known as Tallien
(Brandi)
guys, ya don't want the queef? A: don't
go doggy style B: don't change positions a lot
(Natasha)
hahaha
(Natasha)
lmao
(Brandi)
and C:, DEFINITELY don't put her ankles up over her head.
(Natasha)
so true
(Mithras)
wtf is a queef? a fanny fart?
(Brandi)
yes Mith
(Natasha)
some people can queef on demand
(tiggy)
Amen Brandi
(Natasha)
that scares me
(Kes)
Opps
(StoneMonkey)
on demand?
(EB)
Oh.
(Natasha)
awww fanny fart is cute
(Kes)
I just did C like 5 min ago
(EB)
My.
(EB)
Fucking.
(EB)
God.
(tiggy)
brb
(Brandi)
why would ya want to though, Natasha?
(Brandi)
lol
(Brandi)
i mean, with the right muscles control it's easy to suck air in
(Brandi)
but WHY
(Natasha)
i dont
(Brandi)
why would someone wanna dry the goodies out?
(EB)
Just shut up!!
(EB)
Please!
(Natasha)
i have friends that can
(Natasha)
and they gross me out
(StoneMonkey)
lol
(Brandi)
i wouldn't do that in public on purpose
(Lexi)
bah
(Lexi)
bbl
(Brandi)
it's good for a giggle in the shower though
(StoneMonkey)
O.o
(Brandi)
you poor guys
(Natasha)
haha
(Jos)
"(Brandi) i wouldn't do that in public on purpose (Brandi) it's good for a giggle in the
shower though" :O
(EB)
A giggle?!
(Twizzles)
lmao
(Brandi)
you had this sweet, demure image of women didn't you
And
later….
(Lexi)
lmfao. streets. it has me laughing so hard
(Lexi)
Lol no brandi, i have to be good or i get no doinking from the fiance if i talk
about poop anymore :(
(Brandi)
OMMG LEXI
(Brandi)
awwwwww
(Brandi)
what a poo head he is
(Brandi)
we were having FUN
(tiggy)
I'm gonna put the logs up on my site later
(tiggy)
No pun intended
(Kes)
lmfao
(Kes)
logs
(Kes)
haha
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Brandi falls off her chair
(Brandi)
logs.........on the site.........
(Brandi)
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH