THE INTRODUCTION

<@tiggy> I just went on a rant in NYmafia
<@RealityGone> LoL
<@RealityGone> what were they doing this time?
 
  <Yaad> You have just found an item. Check the items page to see what you have found.
  <Yaad> Lucky Ring Find more items - Bad Quality 
  <tiggy> Ok... I gotta ask something.
  <tiggy> If this is supposed to be a Mafia RPG, wtf are you doing getting special rings?
  <Neuxue> lmfao i dont know
  <Neuxue> they inprove your skills a bit
  <Neuxue> but 
  <tiggy> Like, seriously. I've been playing Mafia related games for 2 years now.
  <Neuxue> i wouldent care if rings would get deleted
  <tiggy> And that is the LAMEST thing I have heard of.
  <tiggy> "Defense ring"
  <Neuxue> lmfao
 
<@RealityGone> hahahahaha
 
 <tiggy> It sounds like it should be in fucking D&D
  <gazz> weres the best place 2 bust people out
  <Yaad> I like rings when i find them  :) 
  <Neuxue> lol
  <tiggy> Go play EQ or Ultima or WoW if you want magic rings.
  <Yaad> :O
  <Neuxue>  :) 
  <tiggy> They don't have any friggin place in a Mafia themed game.
  <keeps> lol
  <Neuxue> wich mafia games you played ?
  <tiggy> Mafia = life of crime, gainin respect, power... Not magic shit.
  <Yaad> The lamest ring there is "boots"
  <tiggy> InJustice, DarkFuture, AfterDeath, and was staff for Mafia.org for over a year.
  <tiggy> Plus a few others here and there that really didn't hold my interest for more than 30 minutes.
  <keeps> You got a Civic! It has 26% damage it is worth $20160.Click on garage to view the car.:D
  <tiggy> See, that's sorta Mafia.. Although driving a Civic would get you laughed at...
  <keeps> lol, im gonna chop it up
  <tiggy> But rings with special power? How friggin fantasy-based can you get?
  <Neuxue> lol
  <tiggy> Next you know you'll be casting spells to make someone's defense go down.
  <Neuxue> ny take place in 2010
  <Neuxue> Future mafia  ;) 
  <tiggy> Magic Mafia?
<@RealityGone> hahahaha
  <tiggy> Ooo
  <Yaad> wihihihiihi
  <tiggy> Sounds better than shroomz.
  <Yaad> lmfao riding on the high way with a golf
  <Neuxue> Story..
  <Neuxue> Congresso Del Mo
  <Neuxue> Congresso Del Mondo, 13th of December, 2010
  <Neuxue> Today will go down in the books as the birth of the next generation of Mafia.
 <tiggy> I guess I'm just old school Mafia-based.
  <tiggy> Where you didn't have "Magic"
  * tiggy goes to pull out her old MTG cards.
 
 
 THE BREAKDOWN OF TIGGY AND RG
<@tiggy>  :) 
<@RealityGone> hahahaha
<@RealityGone> gawd
<@tiggy> That's just fucking retarded
<@RealityGone> it is
* @RealityGone plays "Gangster From Beyond" card... allowing him to bring a mafioso from the graveyard under his control. the mafioso doesn't suffer summoning sickness and may attack when summoned. but now i have to sacrifice 'crappy ring of stupidity' in order to give my mafioso +3/+4"
<@RealityGone> Godfather Of The Rings
<@RealityGone> mwuahahahhaa
<@tiggy> LMFAO!
<@tiggy> Oh shit
<@tiggy> I can see it now.... Luciano the Red
* RealityGone is now known as GodfatherOfTheRing
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> hahaha
* tiggy is now known as LucianoTheRed
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> of course
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> i'll never dir
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> *die
<@LucianoTheRed> LMAO
<@LucianoTheRed> Man
<@LucianoTheRed> We so gotta suggest this to Izzy
<@LucianoTheRed> Fuck MG
<@LucianoTheRed> Make us GodfatherOfTheRing.com
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> hahahaha
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> hell yeah
 
  <Edyhynot> You have been promoted to Trainee! Keep it up!
 
<@LucianoTheRed> Trainee?!
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> and and, we need to be able to get like battle axes, and broad swords. then we can go on quests to k33l th3 dr4g0nZZ!!
<@LucianoTheRed> What the fuck kind of "mafia" rank is that
<@LucianoTheRed> Hahahahaha
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> hahahahaha
<@LucianoTheRed> Too bad MG is coded.
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> that's not a mafia rank
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> it's a starbucks rank
<@LucianoTheRed> I could see it now "You witnessed RaunchyAidtoGodfatherBlack pummel GeorgeOfTheJungle with a mace."
<@LucianoTheRed> "You witness Blargharock steal Mysterio's Ring of Power"
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> ROFLMAO!!
· @GodfatherOfTheRing dies laughing
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From: Carcass
Sent: 2005-04-13 01:26
I am working on lasers and magic trombones that teleport cheeseburgers through parallel universes and give you golden bodyguards.
 
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> D&Mafia
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> HAHAAHHAA
 
<@LucianoTheRed> What's next?
<@LucianoTheRed> I mean really?
<@LucianoTheRed> What else can they do?
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> "You were attacked by the Vampire Werewolf Creature from the New Jersey Shore...." You have now entered, the Twilight Mafia Zone
<@LucianoTheRed> Bwahahahahahaha
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> or Network Mafia. "You're mission is to administer this mixed Windows 2000, Linux network for a small corporation that sells fuzzy bunny toys on the internet. Use your skills at manipulation and your cunning to convince your boss to purchase a new server EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T NEED ONE! Then you can take the old one home and play Unreal Tournament on it, or perhaps even A GOOD MAFIA GAME, unlike this one...."
<@LucianoTheRed> Bwahahahahaha
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> LoL
 
Apr 13th 1:33AM - To: Carcass
know it's late when you get the giggles joking around about writing a game called Godfather of the Ring with a friend and coming up with warped stuff like that. 
 
Apr 13th 1:36AM - Carcass
Better than the "Pirate Donkey Ninja" game we were discussing last night  ;)  
 
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> hahahahahahaha
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> that's great
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> pirate donkey ninja
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> hi!!! ya!!
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> or is it "heeee!! haw!!!"
* @GodfatherOfTheRing listens to the numa numa song...... but can't help picturing that guy dancing
<@LucianoTheRed> Man
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> which is very distracting from reading about network bindings
<@LucianoTheRed> I am giggly
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> hehehehehe
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> me too
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> which is also distracting
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> but
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> much more interesting
<@LucianoTheRed> Dude, Pirate Donkey Ninja is almost as good as luser soccer
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> how do you play?
<@LucianoTheRed> To be honest
<@LucianoTheRed> We never got that far
<@LucianoTheRed> We were just going back and forth like we are tonight
<@LucianoTheRed> Our mail is way random
<@LucianoTheRed> We started talking about OMalley not being able to make a new name today
<@LucianoTheRed> And look where it went?
<@LucianoTheRed> Lasers and trombones
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> LoL
* @GodfatherOfTheRing wants a laser trombone
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> then i could say "i'm deadly with my bone"
<@LucianoTheRed> LMFAO!
<@LucianoTheRed> That is so bad
 
 
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> well i should goto sleep, i gotta get up earlyish
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> go fix my GF's comp
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> she did something to it
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> =P
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> change my oil
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> have a good night
* @GodfatherOfTheRing hands LucianoTheRed a "mafioso resurrect" card
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> use this if you need it
* @GodfatherOfTheRing runs away laughing
<@LucianoTheRed> LOL
<@GodfatherOfTheRing> but i expect a "ring of oral sex" next week
<@LucianoTheRed> Bwahahahahahahahahhaa
 
 
To be continued… Or not… We gotta come up with a name for the second part still!