Izzy Creamcheese
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(Thanks to Tallien for busting his behind looking for the logs of this convo.)

 

 

(IzzyCreamcheese) i had a similar experience :)

(dan1337) why would he have to burp though

(IzzyCreamcheese) you know those pine tree airfreshners?

(spikespiegel) you ate one?

(Nicholas) yea

(dan1337) I DONT UNDERSTAND GUYS

(IzzyCreamcheese) well, after they stop smelling, you can light them on fire, clap them out, and they smolder for a bit

(IzzyCreamcheese) like.. incense sort of, and smell for a bit

(IzzyCreamcheese) anyway

(Nicholas) that it?

(IzzyCreamcheese) i had this one airfrehsner which was this burlap bag with strawberry stuff inside it

(Nicholas) good story izzy

(IzzyCreamcheese) and it stopped smelling

(IzzyCreamcheese) so i didnt wan tto just light it on fire since.. well.. its burlap

(dan1337) [ 16:24:10 ]  [ dan1337 ] why would he have to burp though

(IzzyCreamcheese) and my stupid stoned 16 year old ass thought

(IzzyCreamcheese) hey... i have compressed air

(IzzyCreamcheese) turned the can upside down

(IzzyCreamcheese) froze the bag

(IzzyCreamcheese) light it on fire while it was dangling from my rearview mirror

(Nicholas) lol good god

(Nicholas) this is bad

(IzzyCreamcheese) which promptly turned into a concentrated fireball

(Xander) lmao

(Nicholas) lol

(Nicholas) holy shit

(spikespiegel) isnt that hydrogen inside those air cans?

(IzzyCreamcheese) the entire car had like a flash over as it burned the entire air supply out

(Lia_Vazzi) you were quite the young scientist then

(IzzyCreamcheese) and glazed my front window

(IzzyCreamcheese) so i cant see

(IzzyCreamcheese) i cant breath

(DBNP) lol

(IzzyCreamcheese) im doing 50 mph

(IzzyCreamcheese) with this dangling ball of fire from my rear view

(Nicholas) lol

(Nicholas) WTF!

(IzzyCreamcheese) i slam on the brakes and start to pull over as im hitting the button to roll down the passenger side window

(Nicholas) omg

(IzzyCreamcheese) when the window is about half way down

(Nicholas) tiggy!! add this to ur page!

(spikespiegel) am i right that there is hydrogen inside the air cans..because if so that explains where the oxygen went

* Fresno has left #mafia

(DBNP) Nicholas, kill yourself.

(IzzyCreamcheese) (mind you, i cant see straught a head, the windsheild had this whiteish glaze shit on it)

(Lia_Vazzi) spikespiegel the oxygen went because fire consumes oxygen

(Lia_Vazzi) heh

(IzzyCreamcheese) and i go to bat the airfreshner that is currently a 2 foot ball of flame out of hte car

(spikespiegel) yes

(DBNP) I'm off now; gotta spend time with the lady :S

(DBNP) Later.

(IzzyCreamcheese) and it hits the half up half down window

(dan1337) nicholas this story contains too many scientific inconsistencies to be posted as a log

(IzzyCreamcheese) and falls back in the car

(spikespiegel) but not that much...and not that quickly

(IzzyCreamcheese) so i just crank the wheel all the way over and just pray theres no poles

(IzzyCreamcheese) go up oin the curb

(IzzyCreamcheese) and pick it up and throw it out the window

(Xander) spikespiegel : depends on the heat of the fire

(IzzyCreamcheese) then open up my door, again, praying no car is there

(IzzyCreamcheese) and jump out of my car

(IzzyCreamcheese) and struggled for a full minute trying to get a breath in

(IzzyCreamcheese) nah its not hydrogen

(IzzyCreamcheese) im not sure what it is

(IzzyCreamcheese) i alwyas thought it was just compressed CO2

(IzzyCreamcheese) but, not this stuff