One Drunk Night on IRC...
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


<Mithras> god

<Mithras> i love tiggy

<Mithras> i take back everything

 

 

<Mithras> tiggy

<Mithras> Marry me?

<Mithras> seriously?

<Mithras> rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr

 

 

 

<Mithras> Seriously right

<Mithras> This is odd

<Mithras> Cox like

<Mithras> Usually

<Mithras> I hate tiggy

<Mithras> In a nice way

<Mithras> But right now

<Mithras> Like

<Mithras> I want to marry her

<Mr-DW> hahahahaha

<Mr-DW> yeah

<Mr-DW> same

<Mr-DW> tiggy me you Mithras

<Mithras> Just coz of the tunes she is playing

<Mr-DW> 3-some???

<Mithras> Sure mate

 

 

<Mr-DW> omfg

<Mr-DW> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

<Mr-DW> tiggy

<Mr-DW> you turn me on so much

 

 

<Mithras> omg

<Mithras> i cum now

<Mr-DW> tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune

<Mithras> What a tune

<Mr-DW> i need a cig for this

* Mithras bluirts

<Mr-DW> so much

<Mr-DW> it makes me horny

<Mr-DW> so bad

<Mr-DW> tiggy

<Mr-DW> wanna marry me?

 

 

<Mr-DW> tiggy

<Mithras> tiggy

<Mithras> my oh my

<Mr-DW> you really

<Mr-DW> do amaze me

<Mithras> You DO love me.

 

 

 

<Mithras> Actually

<Mithras> In a play I wrote

<Mithras> We ddi ther YMCA

 

 

<Gazman> lol

<Mithras> To be fair

<Gazman> who do you mean by we?

<Mr-DW> i tell you what RL

<Mithras> I WAS dressed as a 126tjh century princess at the time

<Mithras> *16th century

 

<Mithras> hahaha

<Mithras> Dude

<Mithras> I am scared

<Mithras> tiggy wants my kids

<Mithras> ;/

 

 

<Mithras> Soemone can still be like

<Mr-DW> on his pretty face

<Mithras> Good looking

<Mithras> NATUIRALLY

<Mithras> And like

<Mr-DW> haahahaha

<tiggy> YOU POSE!

<Mithras> Hard as fuck

<Mithras> ok?

<Mr-DW> and modest???????????///

<tiggy> You pucker!

<Mithras> And that

<tiggy> You are a girly boy

<Mithras> OPerson is me!!

<Mithras> omfg

<Mithras> So what

<Mithras> I could like

<Mr-DW> so what am i

<Mr-DW> i swaer i look hard now

<Mithras> Still kick bumbum

<Mr-DW> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Mithras> hahahaha

<Mithras> i love IRC

<Mr-DW> some old dear at me pub

<Mithras> People think

<Mithras> That I have like

<Mr-DW> had a go at me mum

<Mr-DW> for leting me shave me head

<Mithras> This massive ego irl

<Mr-DW> Mithras

<Mithras> Which is bollocks really   ;-)

<Mr-DW> i know you

<Mr-DW> your cool

<Mr-DW> beneath your irc

<Mr-DW> shit

<Mr-DW> your cool

 

 

<Mithras> Bed. Looks. So. Good. Right. Now.

<tiggy> Then go!

<Starr> go sleep?

<Mithras> hmmm

<Mithras> I guess everyone faded before me

<tiggy> Looks like it

<Mithras> So its ok

<tiggy> Go to bed Snuggle Muffin

<tiggy> :P

<Mithras> SOMEONE TUCK ME IN OMFG

* tiggy looks at Starr

* Starr looks at tiggy

<tiggy> Draw straw?

<tiggy> +s

<Mithras> :(

<Premeir> ...

<Starr> ...

<tiggy> .

<Mithras> ...

<tiggy> Fuck

* tiggy looks at Mithras and sighs

<Starr> I was thinkin you can tuck in the right side n I'll tuck in the left?

<tiggy> Okies

<tiggy> Works for me

<Mithras> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<Mithras> omfg

<Mithras> More Oasis tunes

<Mithras> You utter bitch

<Mithras> </3

<tiggy> Hahaha

<tiggy> <3

<Mithras> HAHAHAHAH

<Mithras> OMG

<tiggy> It's on shuffle now

<Mithras> some wanker

<Mithras> on teh street

<Mithras> just yelled

<Starr> at you?

<Mithras> "go to sleep you fucker"

<Mithras> ahhahahhaa

<Starr> HAHAHAHAHA

<-- Bailey has kicked Starr from #mafia (Turn caps lock OFF!)

--> Starr (starrfire1@user-1121um9.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined #mafia

<Mithras> He saw my light was still on thougb its daylight

<Mithras> ahahahah

<Starr> Bailey made my point.

* tiggy tucks Mithras' right side in

<tiggy> Go bed

<tiggy> :p

<Mithras> Meh, need a piss

* tiggy is away: Feeding the baby kitty.. again

<tiggy> ..

<tiggy> Thanks for sharing

<Mithras> why the fuck do u still have my cowboy hat on?

* Mithras sighs and goers to urinate

<Starr> that's lovely Mithras...

 

The Morning After….

 

 

<tiggy> Good morning Mr-DW

<tiggy> How's the head?

<Mr-DW> wrecked

<tiggy> Hahahahahahahaha

<Mr-DW> my mum is comeing to see me in like 20 mins

 

 

 

<Mithras> Tiggy

<Mr-DW> hahaha

<Mithras> I DEMAND

<Mr-DW> Mithras you fucking whore

<Mithras> That you change your MSN name NOW

<Mr-DW> when did you sneak into the convo

<tiggy> Good morning my snuggly Snuggle Muffin

<Mithras> fuck knows mate

<Mithras> I am fucking KNACKERED though

<Mr-DW> hows the stomach after that nasty sheeeeeet

<tiggy> Join the club

<tiggy> You assholes kept me up late

<Mr-DW> hahaha

<tiggy> And Mithras, my MSN name is just tiggy..

<Mithras> Its fine

<Mithras> Uh huh

<tiggy> Or do you mean the news I'm sharing?

<Mithras> ?

<tiggy> That you said repeatedly last night

<Mithras> Did i actually say that#

<Mithras> ?!?!?!

<Mithras> Fuck me

<tiggy> THAT I EVEN HAVE SCREENSHOT PROOF OF

<Mithras> I'm mortified

<tiggy> You asked me to have your kids too

<tiggy> And to marry you

<Mithras> NO dude

<Mithras> I fucking well

<Mithras> ...did I?

<Mithras> ;/