<Jerusalem> Megz
<Jerusalem> Has your pooper been molested lately?
<uncool> LoL
<Jerusalem> Tell us about your pooper, Megz
<Jerusalem> HOW DID HE TOUCH YOUR POOPER
<Jerusalem> SHOW US ON THE DOLL, MEGZ
<Megz> ihu
<FrankieFigs> pooper
<Jerusalem> <3
<Megz> IHY even
<Megz> AWW COMERE YOU CUDDLY WUDDLY TEDDYBEAR
<Goonie> oh that reminds me.. i need my broom back Megz
<Jerusalem> .......
<Jerusalem> </3
<Megz> <3
<Jerusalem> Did you put Goonie's broom in your pooper?
<Goonie> godamn
<Jerusalem> SHOW US ON THE DOLL WHERE YOU PUT GOONIE'S BROOM
<Megz> lmfao
<Goonie> wash it beforehand please...
<Megz> the doll doesnt have nono parts
<Goonie> in fact
<Goonie> buy me a new broom :s
<Jerusalem> The doll is anatomically correct,
<Jerusalem> Based on Meeeeethras
<Goonie> lol
<Jerusalem> So it's nono parts are there
<Jerusalem> Just
<Megz> ... life sized?!?!
<Jerusalem> You know
* Jerusalem hands Megz a magnifying glass
<Megz> ok then def. not
<Jerusalem> Completely life sized
<Jerusalem> Show us on the doll
<Jerusalem> WHERE DID THE BROOM TOUCH YOU
<Jerusalem> SHOW US
<Jerusalem> Either you show us
<Jerusalem> Or I'm bringing in the broom
<Jerusalem> And it'll show us
<Goonie> :o
<Jerusalem> SHOW US ON THE DOLL, MEGZ
* Megz steals the doll and locks herself in her bedroom with the music up loud
<Jerusalem> Dude
<Jerusalem> You forgot the magnifying glass
--> BROOM (painjunkie@127.0.0.1) has joined #mafia
<Jerusalem> YOU FORGOT THE MAGNIFYING GLASS
<Jerusalem> Broom
<Jerusalem> BROOM
<BROOM> hi!
<Jerusalem> Show us on the doll Broom
<Jerusalem> Where did Megz touch you, Broom?
<Jerusalem> WHERE DID MEGZ TOUCH YOU
<BROOM> hhmmm
<BROOM> well...
<Jerusalem> SHOW US ON THE DOLL
<BROOM> here
<BROOM> here
<BROOM> here & here & here
<BROOM> here
<BROOM> here
<BROOM> =P
<Jerusalem> Jesus Megz
<BROOM> screw you Bailey
<BROOM> ooh she's here!
<BROOM> she'll hurt me again
<Jerusalem> Touch enough of the broom?
<Megz> lmao Jer what are you on
<Megz> LOL
<Jerusalem> I'm high on life!
<Jerusalem> And, like, vodka
<Gunpoint> ...
<uncool> LoL
<uncool> vodka == life
<Gunpoint> ok that sounds better
<uncool> =/
<Megz> wait wtf where did that Broom come from
* Marlboro slaps Gunpoint around a bit with a large trout
<Jerusalem> Not to mention
<Jerusalem> I'm like
<Jerusalem> 83713% insane
<Gunpoint> no 45643645675745745453473566.99% insane
<Jerusalem> Ok
<Jerusalem> That works too
<Gunpoint> :)
<Jerusalem> I just wanna know
<Jerusalem> Why
<Jerusalem> Megz is locked in her room
<Jerusalem> With the life-sized Meeeeeeethras doll
<Gunpoint> touching the doll
<Jerusalem> And Barry White playing
<uncool> o.0
<Jerusalem> Meeeethras doll
<tiggy> Baby, why are you thinking of Megz with a Mithras doll?
<Jerusalem> Where'd she touch you, Meeeeethras doll
<Jerusalem> SHOW US ON THE DOLL WHERE SHE TOUCHED YOU
* MichaelJackson does the moon walk
<Jerusalem> Because I'd rather not think about Michael Jackson with a Meeethras doll?
<uncool> tiggy, jer seems very interested in where megz touched things... like brooms... and now dolls
<uncool> LoL
<tiggy> ...
<Jerusalem> MEEETHRAS DOLL
<Jerusalem> SHOW US ON THE DOLL
<tiggy> I'm going to go get my last beer and try to drown this out of my memory
<Jerusalem> It wont work
<Jerusalem> Trust me
<Jerusalem> Ive been tryin
<Megz> rofl
<FrankieFigs[A]> POOPER!!!!
<FrankieFigs[A]> peace
<Jerusalem> POOPER
<uncool> ...defecation
<Jerusalem> DID MICHAEL TOUCH YOU IN THE POOPER, COMMIE HORSES
<Jerusalem> TELL US
--- MichaelJackson is now known as CommieHorses
<CommieHorses> YES
<CommieHorses> neeeigh
<Jerusalem> I knew it
<CommieHorses> stomps his foot
<Jerusalem> MICHAEL JACKSON
<Jerusalem> FOR THE CRIME OF TOUCHING HORSES IN THE POOPER
<Jerusalem> I SENTENCE YOU TO 10 YEARS
--- CommieHorses is now known as MichealJackson
<uncool> 2 minutes in jail
<Jerusalem> IN MEGZ ROOM
<Jerusalem> GO
<uncool> LoL
<Jerusalem> Vodka
<Jerusalem> +
<Jerusalem> Losing my last marble
<Jerusalem> +
<Jerusalem> Poopers
<Jerusalem> +
* Knight_Of_Death falls to the ground ....and turns into a GIANT SMURF....THEN SINGS THE SMURF SONG TO KO ALL NIGHT LONG!
<Jerusalem> Viva La Bam
<Jerusalem> =
* Knight_Of_Death LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
<Knight_Of_Death> Do you want an encore performance KO?
<Jerusalem> BESTEST NIGHT EVER
--- Pedifile is now known as SpikeSpiegel
<Jerusalem> Oh hey
<Jerusalem> That's who MichaelJackson was
<Megz> Jber in NY bail out turtle plz
<Megz> kthx
<Jerusalem> I was wondering
<HalfNecrophilliac> um... whomever this KO person is should say no
<Jerusalem> Megz
--- HalfNecrophilliac is now known as RealityGone
<Jerusalem> Did you
<Jerusalem> Touch turtle
<Jerusalem> IN THE POOPER
<Megz> I played hide the turtle
<SpikeSpiegel> lol
<Jerusalem> SHOW US ON THE DOLL WHERE YOU TOUCHED TURTLE
* Maximus holds Jer's hand
<SpikeSpiegel> bold
<Jerusalem> DON'T TOUCH MY POOPER, MOTHERFUCKER
<Maximus> :o
<Jerusalem> Go touch Megz's pooper
<Jerusalem> She likes it
<Megz> So.
* PooperToucher runs around touching everyones pooper
<Maximus> I don't wanna touch that pooper
<Goonie> what's a pooper?
<Jerusalem> TOUCH THAT POOPER
<Knight_Of_Death> this auto bold is an ass
* PooperToucher = sicko
<Jerusalem> How the fuck should I know what a pooper
is
<PooperToucher> you are one
<Jerusalem> It's just a fun word to say
<PooperToucher> you dont know what a pooper is
<PooperToucher> ..
<Jerusalem> IM DRUNK
<Knight_Of_Death> some words automatically do that
<Jerusalem> I dont know what a television is
<Jerusalem> sheesh
<tiggy> You know...
--- PooperToucher is now known as BobbyBears
<tiggy> You should be worried I'm so quiet Jer.
<Swifty> o Megz... :P
<Jerusalem> uh oh
<Jerusalem> I am NOW...
<RealityGone> hehehehe
<Maximus> That's just because tiggy and I are having a
<3 to <3 in PM
<Maximus> Don't worry
<Knight_Of_Death> i couldn't find mircplus so im
trying p&pplus
<Jerusalem> tiggy
<Jerusalem> Honeybuns
<Jerusalem> why are you so quiet?
<RealityGone> i just assumed you were off getting all
sudsy n stuff tiggy
<Jerusalem> Are you touching the doll?
<Jerusalem> SHOW US ON THE DOLL WHERE YOU TOUCHED THE
DOLL
<Megz> I know why she's quiet
* Megz snickers
<BobbyBears> Hi
<Jerusalem> Dude
<Jerusalem> If you tow are like
<Megz> Jerusalem did you have to deal w/the doll @
some point or something?
<Megz> Hi Swifty btw
<Jerusalem> touching each others poopers
<Megz> <3
<Jerusalem> And didnt let me watch
--- BobbyBears is now known as SpikeSpiegel
<Jerusalem> I so </3 you
<SpikeSpiegel> ,/3
<SpikeSpiegel> </3
<RealityGone> less than divided by three!!
<RealityGone> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<RealityGone> =P
--- Knight_Of_Death is now known as IamAgod
<Swifty> BRB
<SpikeSpiegel> pooper
--- SpikeSpiegel is now known as Beavis
<Goonie> don't be such a parti pooper
<Beavis> hehe pooper
<Beavis> cool
--- IamAgod is now known as SpikeSpiegel
<Beavis> lol
<Jerusalem> HA
<Maximus> *cough*ghost*cough*
<Jerusalem> Pooper
* tiggy licks Megz
<tiggy> Almost done ;)
<Jerusalem> ......
<Beavis> ........
<Jerusalem> ...............................
<Beavis> girl on girl ..hehehe
--- Jerusalem is now known as Butthead
* Megz licks Tiggerrrooo
--- SpikeSpiegel is now known as yo
<Beavis> licks hehe
<Butthead> Huh. Huh huh.
<Butthead> Yeah
<Butthead> licks
<Swifty> fuckerin
<Butthead> Heh heh
<Butthead> Huh
<Butthead> You siad
<Butthead> Fuckerin
<Swifty> some bitch over the road wants me to crack a
slab of granite
<Butthead> Thats cool
<Swifty> -_-
<Beavis> Lets watch some music videos
<Butthead> Music videos are cool
<Butthead> Cuz they have
<Beavis> yeah cool
--- yo is now known as SpykeSpiegel
<Butthead> Like
<Butthead> Sluts in them
<tiggy> Hey Butthead
<Butthead> Hu huh
<Butthead> Huh
<Beavis> slutss
<tiggy> I <3 u
<SpykeSpiegel> sup
<Butthead> She said u
<Butthead> Huh huh huh
<Beavis> dude she hearts you hehe
<Butthead> Does that mean I can touch her pooper?
<Butthead> Cuz that'd be cool
<Beavis> cool
<Megz>
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Megz> oh
<Megz> muh
<Megz> gawd
<Beavis> I think she wants you to do her
<Megz> LOLOLOL
<Beavis> hehe
<SpykeSpiegel> l.o.l
<tiggy> Megz
<tiggy> I'm gonna add to it I think
<Butthead> ......
--- Butthead is now known as Jerusalem
<Beavis> ..........
<Megz> lmao.
--- Beavis is now known as SpikeSpiegel
<Jerusalem> What
<Jerusalem> In the blue hell
<Jerusalem> is going on
<Megz> one of the funniest ever
<SpikeSpiegel> im the real SpikeSpiegel
* SpikeSpiegel sstands up
<Jerusalem> .................
<SpikeSpiegel> .....................
<RealityGone> >:D
<SpikeSpiegel> mine is longer ..ha