An Example of Why Men Should Not Cook
<sticks1988> im done cookin
<sticks1988> forever
<sticks1988> im so fucking retarded when it comes to cookin
<tiggy> LMAO sticks
<tiggy> Most men are
<RealityGone> hey! i cook good...
<RealityGone> :/
<sticks1988> i burnt myself frying bacon
<sticks1988> i wasnt wearing a shirt
<RealityGone> LOL @ sticks1988
<RealityGone> hehehee
<RealityGone> one of those hard life lessons
<sticks1988> god dammit my whole fucking chest hurts
<RealityGone> "always cook bacon in clothes"
<tiggy> Why does his quit message scare me?
<tiggy> LMAO RealityGone
<RealityGone> LoL
<TheDrunk> Lol
<sticks1988> lol
<tiggy> I have a splatter screen I put over the pan if I'm cooking
<RealityGone> tiggy is uber fancy
<sticks1988> well
<sticks1988> i prolly have one tiggy
<sticks1988> but
<sticks1988> im to retarded to find it
<tiggy> Oh sweet my green lavalamp cooled funky last night looks like a bunch of boulders
<sticks1988> lol
* tiggy waits for the embryo to form
<RealityGone> :)
<sticks1988> OMG
<tiggy> I dunno if it will though
<sticks1988> PANS on fire
<sticks1988> bfbr
<sticks1988> nbrb
<tiggy> Usually takes it to glob
<tiggy> LMFAO
<RealityGone> dude!
<TheDrunk> LMAO
<RealityGone> don't put water on it!
<RealityGone> :/
<tiggy> LOL
<RealityGone> ...he's gonna put water on it
<TheDrunk> LEARN HOW TO COOK!
<TheDrunk> ...
<TheDrunk> He's gonna be down a pan
<tiggy> I'll laugh my ass off if he does
<RealityGone> he's gonna be down half a house
<Jerusalem> Wait, you dont put water on it?
<Jerusalem> Damn
<Jerusalem> No wonder my last house burned down
<sticks1988> omfg
<tiggy> ...
<RealityGone> LOL
<sticks1988> jesus...
<TheDrunk> You did it didn't
<TheDrunk> you
<RealityGone> did you put water on it?
<sticks1988> ya?
<sticks1988> so wut
<RealityGone> ROFLAMO
<Jerusalem> Dude
<tiggy> LMFAO!
<sticks1988> hot water
<sticks1988> not col
<Jerusalem> You dont put water on it
<tiggy> Bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
<sticks1988> cold*
<Jerusalem> You but baking.... soda
<TheDrunk> ...
<Jerusalem> Yeah
<Jerusalem> Right?
<Jerusalem> Soda?
<tiggy> Soda
<tiggy> Salt
<TheDrunk> Be happy your alive sticks
<tiggy> Lid
<Jerusalem> Sweet
<sticks1988> oops
<RealityGone> put a lid on the pan
<sticks1988> lol
<sticks1988> i put water on the thing
<sticks1988> and put my towel on it
<TheDrunk> DURRRR
<sticks1988> towel caught on fire
<RealityGone> omg
<TheDrunk> ...
<tiggy> LOL
<sticks1988> i just let it run under the fascuet
<TheDrunk> ....
<TheDrunk> Wow
<RealityGone> hahaha
<G_Freeman> lol
<G_Freeman> well done sticks
<sticks1988> jesus
<sticks1988> i burnt me hand
<sticks1988> o-o
<G_Freeman> well done indeed
<TheDrunk> Christ man
<TheDrunk> Be happy you have a house
<RealityGone> you're lucky
<sticks1988> how am i lucky
<RealityGone> ...it's really not that big a deal prolly
<RealityGone> but it's still funny shit
<RealityGone> you're not supposed to put water on a grease fire
<sticks1988> lol
<G_Freeman> lol
<sticks1988> my bad
<TheDrunk> Or else it GROWWWWWWWWWWWWWS
<RealityGone> it makes it spread... 'cause grease and water don't mix
<RealityGone> and the hot grease makes the water boil
<RealityGone> and popopop
<G_Freeman> steam
<sticks1988> well
<G_Freeman> in your eyes and such
<sticks1988> my kitchen
<sticks1988> is one steamy mo fo
<RealityGone> rofl
<RealityGone> yeah
<RealityGone> i bet
<sticks1988> the pans still burnin a lil on the edges
<sticks1988> bakin soda right?
<RealityGone> lol
<sticks1988> brb
<RealityGone> throw it in the middle of the street
<TheDrunk> ...\
<sticks1988> uhh
<sticks1988> cast iron skilet
<sticks1988> kik
<TheDrunk> Throw it in your neighbours HOUSE
<sticks1988> lol*
<sticks1988> i put it out with bakin soda
<sticks1988> see im tellin u im a retard when it comes
to cookin
<sticks1988> god dammit....smoke detector
<TheDrunk> Is it one of the ones where the fire
department shows up?
<sticks1988> no
<sticks1988> lol
<sticks1988> im not THAT rich
<sticks1988> OMFG
<sticks1988> im having a bad day with fire
<sticks1988> i just refilled my zippos and a lil
lighter fluid wne tdown the side and i lit it
<sticks1988> and my whole lighter caught on fire
<TheDrunk> Wpw
<TheDrunk> Your a retard
<TheDrunk> You know that?
<TheDrunk> Wow*
<TheDrunk> That's just
<TheDrunk> DURR
<sticks1988> now i have a god damn black spot on my
carpet
<sticks1988> god fucking dammit
<RealityGone> dude
<RealityGone> you need to like NOT PLAY WITH FIRE
ANYMORE
<RealityGone> ...at least for tonight
<sticks1988> i dont play with fire
<sticks1988> i usually use it for purposes
<sticks1988> lol
<G_Freeman> lol
<tiggy> Like cooking bacon.
<sticks1988> yes
<sticks1988> cookin bacon
<sticks1988> ^_^
<sticks1988> the bacon was good though
<sticks1988> lol
<G_Freeman> lol
<sticks1988> I made me a BLT
<sticks1988> lol
<RealityGone> dude
<RealityGone> you burned the pan, and not the bacon?
<sticks1988> well
<sticks1988> i kept the pan on the fire
<sticks1988> by accident
<RealityGone> :/
<sticks1988> and it just like engulfed
<TheDrunk> ...
<sticks1988> im tellin u
<sticks1988> im not a cook
<sticks1988> lol
<sticks1988> lol
<sticks1988> i thought i took it off the burner aqnd
turned it off
<sticks1988> but i didn’t
* tiggy gives sticks a gold star
<sticks1988> YAAAY
<sticks1988> next godl star and i get a helmet
<sticks1988> gold*
<G_Freeman> heh ehhe
<RealityGone> ...this is why they say marijuana is
dangerous
<sticks1988> im not high
<tiggy> HEY!
I'm a pothead and cook awesome.
<RealityGone> oh
<sticks1988> lol
<RealityGone> i know tiggy
<RealityGone> me too
<sticks1988> imagine if i was high
<sticks1988> if just stare at the pan and laugh
<sticks1988> lol
* RealityGone imagines fire trucks
<TheDrunk> You'd be dead
* Jerusalem imagines the Apocalypse
<sticks1988> lol
<sticks1988> wow......i really need to learn to cook
<tiggy> Ya think?
<tiggy> lol
<sticks1988> either learn to cook
<RealityGone> lol
<sticks1988> or take out every night
<sticks1988> lol
<Jerusalem> Seriously
<RealityGone> ramen
<RealityGone> isn't as dangerous
<sticks1988> ramen
<Jerusalem> Stick to PB&J
<sticks1988> i hate ramen
<RealityGone> yeah
<Jerusalem> Like
<RealityGone> what jer said
<Jerusalem> No fire there
<RealityGone> LOL
<RealityGone> yeah
<Jerusalem> Wait
<Jerusalem> Crap
<RealityGone> cold things
<sticks1988> but i want hot food
<Jerusalem> There is a knife involved
<Jerusalem> So never mind
<sticks1988> .........
<sticks1988> im not that retarded
<RealityGone> sticks1988, your hot food priveleges are revoke
<sticks1988> pfft
<RealityGone> =)
<sticks1988> ever heard of a microwave?
<Jerusalem> Yeah
<Jerusalem> But I'm scared that you have...