For the protection of the innocent victim I will be changing his name to “Farouq”.

<Farouq> hi

<Farouq> how r u?

<tiggy> I'm fine, how about yourself?

<Farouq> not bad

<Farouq> possible to chat?

<tiggy> Most likely no.

<Farouq> why?

<tiggy> I was raised not to talk to strangers, especially those who could not take the time and effort to spell the word you when trying to make conversation.

<Farouq> ý dont have a bad intention

<Farouq> ý just wanna practise my english

<Farouq> and becoe friends

<tiggy> I'm busy filing my nails.

<Farouq> *become

<Farouq> just a bit

<Farouq> where from?

<tiggy> Far away from you. Really, I don't have time to chat right now.

<Farouq> have u msn?

<Farouq> or e-mail

<Farouq> if u want to give me that

<tiggy> I do not give that information out to strangers.

<tiggy> Now, I must be off, I have a nasty ingrown toenail to deal with.

<Farouq> ý think we become two good friend

<Farouq> please

<tiggy> I just don't have room in my life for another friend. I'm sorry... I'm sure you'll find someone, it's just not me. Please, don't be hurt. There are lots of fish in the sea.

<Farouq> fuck off

<tiggy> That's not a very nice thing to say.

<Farouq> fuck off

<tiggy> I'm hurt. Deeply.

<Farouq> fuck off

<tiggy> I don't fuck bug spray but I bet you fuck the whole can.

<Farouq> fuck off

<Farouq> leave me alone

<tiggy> But I thought you wanted to talk.

<Farouq> but u don't

<Farouq> ha?

<tiggy> Well, not now that you told me to fuck off.

<Farouq> ý angry with u

<tiggy> You make me sad.

<Farouq> you too

<Farouq> sorry

<tiggy> Me too what?

<Farouq> you make me sad

<tiggy> Well, how can you be sad when you told me to fuck off? Those aren't sad words. They are angry words.

<Farouq> yeaah

<Farouq> right

<Farouq> sorry

<tiggy> I have to go now.

<tiggy> You have a nice day.

<Farouq> can ý ask u a question?

<tiggy> I suppose.

<Farouq> are u m or f?

<tiggy> Am I an m or an f? I'm not a letter.... At least I don't think I am

<Farouq> boy or a girl?

<tiggy> I'm neither a boy nor a girl.

<Farouq> bye

<tiggy> I'm sorry. I was born this way. Don't hate me because I have a physical malformity.

<Farouq> ok

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