* Trevil|EvilC0d3z walks into the coffee shop, divine in nature, and in lunacy, for a drink. It's been a long night, needing to go to sleep, but also needing to finish up some work he said he'd have done, he see's his friend VendettaJames sitting alone and walks over to her. "He, VJ, how are you this evening?"
* VendettaJames smiled, but only at the behest of FullMetal, whom she felt had arranged the meeting, as he sat in the corner of the coffeeshop polishing his weapon. "I'm good Trevil. Everything's fine. Why wouldn't it be? WHy are you staring at me??!"
* FullMetal grinned as his plan was realized. In only a matter of minutes he'd have the fate of the two in his hands. Behind clothes doors where no one would know.
* Ganelon walked in and wondered why Trevil|EvilC0d3z and VendettaJames were talking, because as Ray could recall, Travis liked men. This bothered Ray deeply, and decided that it was best for him to walk out. He waved at VendettaJames because he loved her deeply, but he was too shy to say anything to her. Ray walked out and enjoyed the beautiful day that was supposed to be there.
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z noticed her tone, and remembering the note that he'd recieved saying to come here, and finally realized it wasn't from VJ as he'd first assumed. "We're not alone here are we?"
* FullMetal 's grin faltered for a moment as he heard Trevil|EvilC0d3z's question. Hoping VJ wouldn't realize his plan he slinked closer to their table in the shadows of the poorly lit room.
* SomethingDiabolical pondered why suddenly all the lights were out and the floor was covered in mattresses
* VendettaJames shushed Trevil and was deeply disappointed that Ganelon had to leave. If there had ever been a time for him to be her hero, now was it. But as he walked out the door, she felt her hopes of rescue go with it. She leaned in to Trevil and whispered, "I think we're being set up... Did you put the whipped cream in Mario's pillow, like I told you to?"
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z whispered back, "Yes, in the pillow. His was room 202 right?"
* FullMetal contained laughter. For room 202 was really SatanClaws's room.
* VendettaJames sighed. "No, that's my room! God. I don't know why I send you on these 'clothed door' missions."
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z sighed "It's alright,"
* SatanClaws kicks FullMetal for flashing her
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z continued
* FullMetal wondered why VendettaJames didn't even know her own room.
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z whispered "I put it in every pillow on that floor" and winked at her
* Ganelon sent a note to FullMetal, "because she's always in my room.
* VendettaJames smiled knowingly and pat Trevil's hand. "Good. I'll be staying with Ganelon tonight anyway. Did you get the feathers? And the gerbils?"
* FullMetal whispers to SatanClaws. "Enough kicking, I'm on a mission." He winked and continued "We'll abuse eachother later."
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z attempted to stiffle his laughter, "Yes, yes I did.. Gerbals, and tubes, just as you asked"
* FullMetal sneaks up behind Trevil|EvilC0d3z and pulls out his gun. "Freeze!" He yells.
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z turns to ice and begins to melt.
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z ...
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z ... wait...
* VendettaJames turned around startled. FullMetal seemed to have an accomplice, and VendettaJames only heard the word "abuse." The timid girl in her wanted to be scared, but the perverted woman in her was very aroused."
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z ... he was really pissing himself
* FullMetal waits for SatanClaws to maker her move.
* VendettaJames felt the warm liquid touch her toes. "TREVIL" she screamed... "You're LEAKING!
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z jumped suddenly, knocking FullMetal over, and unarming him, while attempting to stiffle his urine flow
<Cleric> blackfontblackfontblackfont
<Killer_Jane> lol
<Scrooge> lol
--- Scrooge is now known as Narrator
* FullMetal thinking quickly pulled out his secondary weapon and aimed it at Trevil|EvilC0d3z. "Stop peeing."
* VendettaJames caught the gun, but sadly was covered in urine spray and fumbled the pass. "Shit," she cried, hoping Trevil wouldn't take it as a cue.
* Narrator and so begins the next chapter of MASTERTARDS THEATER
<Kendies> hahahaha
* FullMetal thinks the time has come.
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z stopped peeing and didn't shit himself, on command that is, at his age his bowl movements weren't really all that "optional" and looked at FullMetal and SatanClaws.. "What's this all about?"
* VendettaJames screams, hearing voices that her therapist had said would disappear with medications. "The Narrator is back, Trevil! I need you now more than ever!"
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z tossed a pill bottle to VendettaJames and screamed "TAKE THESE!"
* FullMetal glares at Trevil|EvilC0d3z. "You know what this is about. It's about the toys you stole from us. We need those. Viagra isn't working for me as of late, and I need that vibrator back."
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z looked at FullMetal shyly... and reached into the back of his pants.
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z whispered "If you really want it..."
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z began to pull his arm out
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z fully removed his arm and handed the peice of paper to FullMetal saying 'It's at the pawn shop, here's the pawn ticket"
* VendettaJames pops the pill and confronts full metal, her voice shaking with the vibrato of an opera singer, or a girl who had a magic bullet stashed well below the equator. "nO yOu CaNt hAveThem BaCk!"
* Narrator Trevil|EvilC0d3z had just realised that someone had stole his favorite blanky......
* FullMetal realizing where the vibrator is, thinks quickly and shoots Trevil|EvilC0d3z with his water pistol. "NO NEVERMIND!"
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z drank the water.
* VendettaJames passed out, after seeing Trevil take FullMetals squirt like a champ. Full facial.
--- Narrator is now known as Ex-Narrator
* FullMetal shoots and in a misfire kills the guy in the corner.
* Ganelon just finished up his... business and said to Narrator, " I think I have your blanket, It's a little messy though, sorry." And he threw the blanket at him... all disgusting.
* FullMetal "Shit was that convict?"
* VendettaJames screams as Convict hits the floor. "NO! Baby no! We were going to start a new life now that you'd been released from prison!"
* VendettaJames crumples to her knees, but due to the vibrator, made a large buzzing sound as her joints rattled against the floor.
* FullMetal cackles. "HAH! I've had my revenge." With a flourish FullMetal exits the building.
* Ex-Narrator looked at Ganelon "This is not my blanket...it is Trevil|EvilC0d3z"
* VendettaJames cries out in pain and ecstacy as her slain Convict takes his last breath.
* Ganelon now realizes that he just did his 'business' in a gay man's blanket. He turned to the Ex-Narrator and said, "Well, at least he'll like it a lot better now."
* VendettaJames cries out in anguish "FullMetal, you'll pay for this! His tattoos were financed!"
* MistressK Skips in dancing....
* FullMetal walks slowly. As he leaves he uses the remote to speed up the vibrator VJ is using. "Goodbye VJ."
* VendettaJames , incapacitated, convulses violently on the floor as FullMetal with a flick of his wrist demonstrates his power over her.
* Trevil|EvilC0d3z , seeing that everyone is incapacitated, attempted to run out the door, but fell on his own urin spill and hit his head on the bar and knocked himself out.
* SIGKILL[9] impails Trevil|EvilC0d3z with a trident
<Ex-Narrator> "And as the scene closes.. You see FullMetal Turn the Remote to the last level of vibration.
* SIGKILL[9] splatters FullMetal with baby making potion
<Trevil|EvilC0d3z> DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
<Trevil|EvilC0d3z> will Trevil|EvilC0d3z LIVE?!?
* FullMetal walks back in to shoot SIGKILL[9].
<Trevil|EvilC0d3z> Find out next time
<-- SIGKILL[9] has quit (Killed (FullMetal (Bullet wound.)))
<Trevil|EvilC0d3z> on MasterTard Theater!
* VendettaJames stands up, and takes a bow, looking very much like a Parkinson's patient.
<Ex-Narrator> Donations to help Support MasterTard Theater can be sent to PO box Luongo
<FullMetal> VJ..
<VendettaJames> FM..
<FullMetal> You weren't supposed to use the realy vibrator that went with this remote.
<FullMetal> :P
<VendettaJames> Oh.
* VendettaJames blushes and retrieves it.
<VendettaJames> I thought it would make the performance more 'real'
* FullMetal throws VJ the remote.
<FullMetal> Keep it.
* VendettaJames 's first instinct is to argue, but after a split second's consideration... keeps it.
DISCLAIMER:
MasterTard Theatre is not recommended for all users. Side
effects include orbital socket hemorrhaging and incontinence. Simple blood
tests are needed to test for disease or defect. Even with protection, you may
pass on MasterTardism to your partner. Ask your doctor about other options.
Variants of the disease have been categorized but not yet
named. Variants include but are not limited to the SigKill strains numbered
1-10, nine being the most debilitating.