<Evsie> Pizza's ready

<Evsie> then housebitching :(

--- Evsie is now known as EvsieHouseBitch

<tiggy> You're such a good lil housebitch

<tiggy> Got that feather duster yet?

<EvsieHouseBitch> <---- so sad I have that grouped

<EvsieHouseBitch> I moaned to you about that?

<tiggy> lol

<EvsieHouseBitch> God.

<EvsieHouseBitch> I am sad.

<tiggy> No, I just made a smart ass comment

<EvsieHouseBitch> wait.... I didn;t moan to you

<EvsieHouseBitch> you're being witty

<tiggy> Now I shall torment you with it

<EvsieHouseBitch> *sigh*

<EvsieHouseBitch> my stairs are split

<tiggy> Needed something new

<EvsieHouseBitch> up 1/2

<EvsieHouseBitch> little landing, round the corner, and up the rest

<EvsieHouseBitch> above that landing

<EvsieHouseBitch> is ceiling of upstairs height

<tiggy> Use a broom to get rid of the cobwebs

<EvsieHouseBitch> do you think I can find anything to get to the cobwebs?!

<EvsieHouseBitch> standard length broom won't reach

<EvsieHouseBitch> have to get ladders out

<tiggy> So duct tape another handle onto it

<tiggy> Make an extension

<tiggy> GOD

<EvsieHouseBitch> but I know.... because my mother has one

<tiggy> You are still a man right?

<EvsieHouseBitch> that you can get telescopic feather dusters

<EvsieHouseBitch> and I can't find one anywhere

<EvsieHouseBitch> tiggy

<tiggy> You should embrace duct tape not feathers

<EvsieHouseBitch> You're more of a man than me

<tiggy> lol

<tiggy> Fine, then buy the feather duster with the longest handle

<EvsieHouseBitch> My car breaks down.... I call the AA

<tiggy> Get some dowling

<tiggy> Get some duct tape

<tiggy> Cut dowling to right size

<EvsieHouseBitch> my toolkit consists of 3 screwdrivers, a hammer, and a pair of plyers

<tiggy> Duct tape on handle

<tiggy> Poof

<tiggy> You'll reach

<tiggy> Fine, get it cut for you

<EvsieHouseBitch> but then where do I store this thing?

<tiggy> Closet?

<EvsieHouseBitch> see.... telescopic is the way to go

<tiggy> Under bed?

<EvsieHouseBitch> just can't find it

<EvsieHouseBitch> look

<tiggy> Behind the couch?

<EvsieHouseBitch> I have a bee in my bonnet about this damned thing

<EvsieHouseBitch> I can't compromise now

<tiggy> I see why you and Angie get along

<EvsieHouseBitch> it would be like the shop's beat me

<tiggy> You're as girly as she is

<EvsieHouseBitch> anal.

<tiggy> Girly

<EvsieHouseBitch> now my pizzas burning

<EvsieHouseBitch> and it's ALL YOUR FAULT

<tiggy> LMFAO

<tiggy> <3

<EvsieHouseBitch> back soon

<EvsieHouseBitch> maybe