<Satan> I fucking HATE the Always commercials

<Satan> "Have a happy period"

<Satan> What the fuck?

<Brandi> omfg

<Satan> Char said that to me last month

<Brandi> was it the one where the pad is a pinball machine?

<Satan> I beat him up

<Brandi> i fucking hate those.

<Brandi> good.

<Satan> There's two now

<Brandi> those and those damned Monistat commercials

<Brandi> HATES THEM

<Satan> And they both end with "Have a happy period"

<Satan> I hate those

<Satan> And the Vagisil

<Satan> Massengil suck too

<Satan> They make being a woman sound like fun

<Brandi> have you seen the one where there's three chicks

<Satan> Yeah

<Brandi> the first one says "tight clothes can cause itching"....then another one...then the thirdis black on a bike and going through the woods, says "Exercise can cause itch...AND odor"

<Brandi> and wrinkles her nose

<Brandi> it's like she WANTED to say "yeah if you work out your snatch gonna STAYNK!"

<tiggy> LOL

<tiggy> YES

<tiggy> I hate that one

<Brandi> omfg.

<Brandi> so hate that shit.

<RealityGone> o.o

<RealityGone> -.-

<tiggy> RG just read up

<RealityGone> i have been :P

<-- Caserr has quit (Ping timeout)

<tiggy> lol

<tiggy> Brandi, what about the Tampax Pearl commercial with the leaky boat?

<Brandi> ...

* Brandi shudders

<tiggy> lol

<Brandi> ya knwo that sorta shit needs to be in chick mags.

<Brandi> it should be like cigarettes

<Brandi> they don't advertise those beause they offend

<tiggy> Not during oh... An American Chopper or Overhaulin' marathon?

<Brandi> well so does the damn tampon/herpes/vaginal stank commercials.

<tiggy> lol

<tiggy> I'm sick of the ED commercials

<Brandi> ED....?

<Brandi> oh

<tiggy> Oh and saw a totally wrong pro-life commercial

<Brandi> and the vaginal ring/birth control things

<tiggy> I hate commercials

<RealityGone> "See me. I'm a beatifull & happy person. But there's something you don't know. I HAVE HERPES! Ain't that great? Look at me smile. I'm so happy I have herpes, because now i spend $600 a month on these YUMMY pills!"

<tiggy> Ahh yes, that one... It just started airing up here

<tiggy> LMAO!!!

* Brandi pees herself giggling

<Brandi> exactly RG

<tiggy> You seen the one where they treat it as a "gift that keeps on giving"?

<Brandi> it's like "yeah i'm not contagious anymore!! Yippie! Now i can fuck like a mink and NOT give my partner Herpes: the disease like samsonite luggage!!"

<tiggy> They say it's to deter our kids...

<tiggy> But what the fuck kind of images are they growing up with?

<Brandi> EXACTAMUNDO

<Brandi> omg

<Brandi> my kids'll be scarred for life!

<RealityGone> and then at the end they say "thismedicinemaynotpreventthespreadofherpesalwaysuseprotection"

<Brandi> exactly RG

<Brandi> it's like listening ot a car dealership commercial

<tiggy> Shiny happy people with herpes skipping around bragging about their plight, chicks saying "Have a happy period" like it's the happiest time of the month, and rampant feminine cleansing products becoming name brands as commonly said as Kool-Aid

<Brandi> eww

<Brandi> that'd be a screwy mixup

<tiggy> Then, at the same time you have them selling pills for erectile issues during mother fucking POKEMON!

<RealityGone> o_0

<RealityGone> wtf?

<tiggy> Aye

<RealityGone> for all those poor 3 year olds that can't get it up

<tiggy> All of these air during the afternoon for the homemakers...

<tiggy> Which is prime cartoon time

<tiggy> Soooooooooooooooooooooooo the kids get to see it

<RealityGone> it's not the one with bob dole is it?

<RealityGone> 'cause that was really creepy...

<tiggy> Then during the man shows in the early evening they air it... Because your average 20-30 year old man has ED, uses pads and tampons, puts a vaginal contreceptive ring around his cock, douches, has itchy balls so uses Vagisil, and sings "Have a fucking happy period"

<RealityGone> o_0

<Brandi> of course

* FCUK pukes

<Brandi> @.@

<RealityGone> you live in a feraky place...

<RealityGone> freaky*

<Brandi> it's the north american continent

<Brandi> because we're all jsut fux0r3d

<tiggy> Discovery Channel isn't even safe.

<tiggy> It's infiltrating there too

<tiggy> I watch a whole lotta movies on the movie channels

<Brandi> fucks sake

<Brandi> i finally decide to do a crime

<Brandi> and I get this:

<Brandi> You notice a cop munching on a donut, two doors down, and turn away.

<tiggy> Food network even

<tiggy> Tampons and prime rib baby

<Brandi> yeah because when we're watching Emeril what we're REALLY worried about is the pussy funk overpowering the odor of dinner cooking?!?

<RealityGone> better than BBQ sauce?

<RealityGone> :P

<tiggy> lmao

<tiggy> I was watching Restaurant Makeover the other night

<Brandi> "Honey are you making that fish dish from the food network?" "No dear, I'm out of FDS"

<RealityGone> :S

<Brandi> ...

<tiggy> Gay dude, butch lesbian chef.... Birth control commercial comes on

<Brandi> LMFAO

<RealityGone> "Honey.... SHOWER!"

<Brandi> yeah like they're worried about birth control.

<Brandi> BAHAHAH

<Brandi> omg can you imagine if people were like those south american frogs that change sex when there are too many males/females?

<tiggy> If I see a glaring "Have a happy period" in my newspaper, I'm buying the first ticket to Mars and getting the fuck out of here.

<tiggy> Dude, I wanna do that one WILL!

<tiggy> one = at*

<Brandi> lol

<tiggy> I hate working and bitching

<tiggy> I don't remember watching the Smurfs at 8 am and seeing Tampax commercials

<Tranqer> I hate my torrent filters

<Tranqer> it downloaded american idols :/

<RealityGone> haha

<tiggy> My kids watch Pokemon and get to see Viagra ads

<tiggy> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

<Tranqer> ...

<Tranqer> see

<Tranqer> now..and you wanne tell me the dog didnt got pregnant by them?

<RealityGone> tomorrow is the one from my city

<tiggy> lmao

<tiggy> I don't know for sure yet

<tiggy> She's gaining weight though

<tiggy> She met up with the big fucking black lab next door again

<RealityGone> lol

<Tranqer> jesus

<RealityGone> well... ya know what they say. once you go black you don't go back. :P