The Dance of Dasty Jones 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


The part of DastyJones is now being played by IzzyCreamcheese.

 

 

* DastyJones reaches over, turns on the radio

<Lara> lol

<Lara> this weekend!!

* DastyJones spreads his arms really fast, making all his clothes fall off instantly

<Lara> you mean today or tomorrow?

* tiggy covers her eyes

* DastyJones puts one toe into the tutu prepositioned on the floor

* DastyJones flips it up over his head as it magically slides down and settles on his lusciuos hips

* Lara swoons

* DastyJones gets his "dance like a chick in a tutu in #mafia" groove on

<DastyJones> \/o

<DastyJones> \o/

<Unclenicky> the image is devestating to me Lara

<Scotland> lmfao

<DastyJones> /o|

<DastyJones> |o|

<Scotland> omg... your dancing is terrible

<DastyJones> o\\

<Scotland> whats this, the YMCA?

<Lara> a strange version of it

<Lara> v

<Lara> w

* DastyJones 's eyes tear up

<Lara> er, a?

<Lara> h

<DastyJones> i was vougueing for you guys

<DastyJones> for your enjoyment :(

<DastyJones> and and and

<Lara> vwah...

<Scotland> lol

* DastyJones runs off all pouty-like

<Lara> lol

<Lara> awww

* tiggy throws a rose at DastyJones

<DastyJones> lol, i thought that was pretty fine dancing actually

<Unclenicky> a balck one?

<Scotland> lol I just wrote that tiggy

<DastyJones> i loved it when i struck the pose

<Scotland> but with knickers instead

<DastyJones> [11:13] <DastyJones> o\\

<DastyJones> that part was hot

<Scotland> and decided it was too naughty for him

<Lara> okay, launch MG and i will agree it was good dancing

<Scotland> plus, I'd be worried what he'd do with the knickers

<Unclenicky> launch after the first round of the draft

<DastyJones> knickers are pants?

<Lara> lol

<Lara> no launch now

<Scotland> and decided it would be better for my sanity that he didnt get them

<Unclenicky> no

<Lara> its already 11:15pm :p

<Scotland> and yes DastyJones

<Unclenicky> after shopping

<DastyJones> woowooo

<Lara> no thats like 3am!

<DastyJones> but knickers does not sound sexy at all

<DastyJones> panties.. can sound sexy

<DastyJones> knickers?

<Scotland> lol

<Lara> stupid australia, we need to float a bit

<DastyJones> sound like... burlap

<Scotland> well fine, you're never getting any from me now

<Scotland> you've just ruined it

<Lara> lol

<DastyJones> well thats a load off my mind

<Scotland> haha

<DastyJones> because i was worried we would sponataneously mate in #mafia

<Scotland> ewwww

<Scotland> that would be so wrong

<Lara> oh dear no :p

* DastyJones shakes his tutu

* Lara nods

<Unclenicky> my dog is burping

<DastyJones> you know you ladies want it

<Scotland> lol

<Unclenicky> that cant be good

<Lara> especially with you wearing that tutu

<Scotland> lol UN

<Scotland> wait for it to throw up

<Scotland> on your shoes

<DastyJones> my name is dasty

<DastyJones> rhymes with nasty

<Unclenicky> hes licking his chops too

<Lara> quick, change shoes

<Scotland> that tutu is quite endearing

* DastyJones growls all coy like at Lara

* Lara giggles

<DastyJones> and look at this

* DastyJones flips up tutu in one motion

<DastyJones> easy access

<DastyJones> !

<Scotland> hahaha

<Lara> eeeeeeek!

* Lara covers her eyes too late

<DastyJones> God.. perverts.. im thinking abuot the sudden need to poop

<DastyJones> and you are thinking sexual stuff

<DastyJones> GOD

<Scotland> omg, I'm sorry, next time I'll pick something with a bit more fabric

<DastyJones> what is WRONG with you #mafia people

* Lara has a permanent image of izzy's bits burned into her retinas