Oh… my…. Gawd… Izzy you never cease to entertain us luv! I'm gonna burn in hell for this I know, but damn… this was too good to pass up, totally beats the shower curtain.

(baron_von_gammy) ok

(IzzyCreamcheese) watch a movie and eat some wings

(IzzyCreamcheese) anyway... i have to go to the bathroom right?

(Tallien) as you do.

(Barb_Wire) right

(IzzyCreamcheese) so i go to thier bathroom

(baron_von_gammy) ok bathroom

(IzzyCreamcheese) and dont want to leave sprinkles on the seat right? so i lift the lid

(IzzyCreamcheese) well in the process i knock over this tube of stuff

(IzzyCreamcheese) so im like, damn... bend over

(baron_von_gammy) and a goonie jumps out

(TNetSlut) Oh man, I think I am sorry I am looking in

(IzzyCreamcheese) grab the tube, pick it up and put it back on the sink

(Tallien) it's lube...

--- UmpaLumpa is now known as OompaLoompa

(Tallien) or haemmeroid cream..

(IzzyCreamcheese) in the process of standing back up, i nail my head on this shelf thing they have hanging over the toilet

(IzzyCreamcheese) and disturb a bunch of things up there, and another bottle falls down from there

(IzzyCreamcheese) im like.. damn

(Tallien) heh

--) armed_and_pissed (invalid@67.71.174.184) has joined #mafia

(IzzyCreamcheese) i notice theres a bra right next to the toilet, inbetween the space where the toilet is and the bathtub

(IzzyCreamcheese) so i drop my pants

(IzzyCreamcheese) whip out...

(IzzyCreamcheese) well

(Tallien) ...

(IzzyCreamcheese) yeah

(IzzyCreamcheese) anyway i go to urinate

(IzzyCreamcheese) and... guys understand this

(IzzyCreamcheese) sometimes it just goes the wrong way

(Tallien) sure

(armed_and_pissed) LMAO

(TNetSlut) OMG

(IzzyCreamcheese) so its like, coming out way leftward

(baron_von_gammy) bwahahahahahaha

(TyrantV1) Having a bad day were we

(IzzyCreamcheese) and i realize i just pissed on her bra

(Tallien) hahahhaha

(IzzyCreamcheese) only for like, a split second

(TyrantV1) LMAO!

(armed_and_pissed) OMG!!!

(IzzyCreamcheese) i get it under control and now im back in the toilet

(IzzyCreamcheese) no idea why it went left

(armed_and_pissed) Izzy, you are the most unlucky chap....

(IzzyCreamcheese) i was pointed straight

(IzzyCreamcheese) ANYWAY...

(IzzyCreamcheese) so i flush

(Tallien) shh.

(IzzyCreamcheese) i bend down to pick up the bottle

(IzzyCreamcheese) and its KY jelly

(Tallien) ew

(IzzyCreamcheese) a personal lubricant

* TNetSlut laughs her ass off

(IzzyCreamcheese) so i just picked up KY jelly

(IzzyCreamcheese) i pissed on her bra

(OompaLoompa) lol.

(IzzyCreamcheese) and then as i go to wash my hands i see the tube of stuff i put back on the sink was none other than Poisin Ivy cream

(baron_von_gammy) LMAO

(IzzyCreamcheese) now if you have poison ivy, you get it on your hands.. becuase you scratch

(IzzyCreamcheese) and i just touched my dick...

(Tallien) liar, you never washed your hands.

(TNetSlut) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

(IzzyCreamcheese) with a poison ivy bottle...

(Father_TeQ) LMFAO

(IzzyCreamcheese) so now im sitting here reviewing the ethics behind this

(TNetSlut) Bwahahahahahahah

(Tallien) ahahahhaah

(IzzyCreamcheese) i really dont want poison ivy of the dick right?

* TNetSlut giggles her ass off

(IzzyCreamcheese) now.. would it be rude to wash my dick in the sink?

(IzzyCreamcheese) so as im thinking this

(IzzyCreamcheese) (i decide not to)

(Tallien) I say no.

(-- SomeGuy has quit (Peace and Protection 4.22)

(IzzyCreamcheese) i realize how this must look if someone walked in

(IzzyCreamcheese) im washing my dick..

(TNetSlut) LMAO

(IzzyCreamcheese) her bra has bodily fluids on it

(tita) lol

(baron_von_gammy) lock teh door

* TNetSlut hold her tummy

(Tallien) hahahahha

--- OompaLoompa is now known as jebusFollower

(IzzyCreamcheese) and theres KY jelly on the floor

--- jebusFollower is now known as JebusFollower

(IzzyCreamcheese) soo

(Father_TeQ) lol

(IzzyCreamcheese) that was my night

(Tallien) omg

(Tallien) someone log this

(Tallien) quick

(TyrantV1) omg izzy man

(baron_von_gammy) would only happen to u izzy

(armed_and_pissed) Izzy, you never cease to amaze us

(TNetSlut) LMAO!

* Barb_Wire wonders if Izzy will ever be invited back there again

(IzzyCreamcheese) if i get poison ivy of the dick

(IzzyCreamcheese) so help me god

(armed_and_pissed) Yeah, I want the parts i missed at the beggining

(JebusFollower) So Izzy, hows the site coming along?

(armed_and_pissed) lol

(Tallien) TNetSlut, you are HIDING from us.

)Tallien( Way ahead of ya dear ;) Log will be up later

* Tallien does a chicken dance

(Tallien) Chicken!

(IzzyCreamcheese) hiding?

(IzzyCreamcheese) dude

-Tallien- I knew you would be, Mom :D

(baron_von_gammy) i am now using this as my quote (IzzyCreamcheese) now.. would it be rude to wash my dick in the sink?

(IzzyCreamcheese) i just got home

(Tallien) Nah, not you

(IzzyCreamcheese) let me grab a frostsy beverage and some R&R