May 18 08:33:09 (Gooberish) i
remember when i first went on atkins
May 18 08:33:12 (Gooberish) i
had my first atkins poop
May 18 08:33:13 * VendettaJames
bows.
May 18 08:33:14 (String) I'm
envious]
May 18 08:33:20 (Gooberish) sucker
was like... a good 16 inches long
May 18 08:33:23 (Tallien) hahahahha
May 18 08:33:29 (Gooberish) i
never ever ever in my life, saw a poop that long
May 18 08:33:30 (Gooberish) and
in one peice
May 18 08:33:33 (Tallien) Wow
May 18 08:33:34 (Gooberish) atkins..
go figure
May 18 08:33:44 (Tallien) We
used to have Poop Charts on the backs of the doors in school
May 18 08:33:49 (Tallien) We
filled them in after every poop
May 18 08:33:57 (Faith) was
it a swirly? where you had to sorta
hover over the bowl and move your butt in a circle so it'd stack like a dairy
queen dip cone?
May 18 08:33:57 * tiggy
didn't need to know this
May 18 08:33:57 (String) personally,
I don't poop
May 18 08:33:58 (Tallien) With
headings like 'Consistency'
May 18 08:34:15 (Tallien) 'Consistency'
'Number of Flushes' 'Odour'
May 18 08:34:31 (tiggy) HELLO
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS
May 18 08:34:34 (Tallien) Hahahha
May 18 08:34:35 (Gooberish) LOL
May 18 08:34:42 (Gooberish) actually,
it clogged the toilet
May 18 08:34:44 (String) oh
dear, caps lock!
May 18 08:34:48 (Gooberish) i
wanst going to go into this, but figured i would
May 18 08:34:50 (String) someone
chucker her out
May 18 08:34:50 (String) :P
May 18 08:34:51 (Faith) ahhh
one of the beast poops
May 18 08:34:56 (Gooberish) i
figured after that one, i better flush before i wipe
May 18 08:34:57 (Gooberish) so
i flush
May 18 08:34:59 (Faith) where
you have to beat it up so it goes quietly down
May 18 08:35:03 (Gooberish) and
i dont hear it actually going down
May 18 08:35:08 (Tallien) ahahahha
May 18 08:35:14 (Gooberish) so
i kind of get up, being carefull not to clench the cheeks shut
May 18 08:35:20 (Tallien) oh
man.
May 18 08:35:22 (Tallien) you
people.
May 18 08:35:23 (Gooberish) turn
around in sort of a waddle fashion
May 18 08:35:25 * tiggy
twitches
May 18 08:35:28 (Faith) those
poops that cling to the side of the toilet bowl screaming "NOOOOO YOU CANT
MAKE ME GO DOWN THERE!!!"
May 18 08:35:28 (Gooberish) and
sure enough, its there at the "hole"
May 18 08:35:31 (Gooberish) BENT
in half
May 18 08:35:33 (Gooberish) stuck
May 18 08:35:35 (Tallien) AHAHAHAHA
May 18 08:35:37 (Gooberish) im
like, wtf
May 18 08:35:42 * Tallien
is laughing at the screen again
May 18 08:35:43 (Gooberish) so
i jab at it with the plunger a few times
May 18 08:35:48 (Gooberish) it
finally broke and went away
May 18 08:35:48 (tiggy) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha
May 18 08:35:57 (Tallien) What
tiggy said.
May 18 08:36:06 * tiggy
wipes the tears
May 18 08:36:06 (Tallien) You
should have taken a photo.
May 18 08:36:10 (tiggy) Ewwww
May 18 08:36:13 (Tallien) I
have a photo of my figure of 8 poop.
May 18 08:36:19 (Tallien) That
one was special.
May 18 08:36:19 (Faith) .......
May 18 08:36:26 (Tranqer) Vendetta..
I AM an asshole :)
May 18 08:36:27 (tiggy) ...
May 18 08:36:31 * Tallien
might make it his profile pic
May 18 08:36:35 (Faith) O_o
May 18 08:36:52 * VendettaJames
hugs Tranquer, in his smelly farty fog.
May 18 08:37:10 (Tallien) Egg
farts are the worst.
May 18 08:37:14 (VendettaJames) No shit.
May 18 08:37:18 (VendettaJames) lmao
May 18 08:37:22 (VendettaJames) no pun intended
May 18 08:37:23 (Faith) NO!
May 18 08:37:28 (Faith) the
clue to the most hideous fart
May 18 08:37:31 (Faith) 2
ingredients
May 18 08:37:34 (Faith) hard
boiled eggs
May 18 08:37:35 (Faith) and
tequila
May 18 08:37:36 (Tallien) haha
May 18 08:37:38 (Tallien) eww!
May 18 08:37:39 (String) lmao!
May 18 08:37:45 (tiggy) You
forgot chili
May 18 08:37:47 (Tallien) you
guys are nuts.
May 18 08:37:48 (Gooberish) egg
farts are nasty :/
May 18 08:37:55 (Gooberish) oh
and raisin bran!
May 18 08:38:00 (tiggy) Yeah
well, you are the master of farts...
May 18 08:38:06 (tiggy) 15
min...
May 18 08:38:12 (Gooberish) braisin
bran, eggs, and maybe some molly mcbutter
May 18 08:38:18 (Gooberish) -b
May 18 08:38:18 (String) I'll
be back in 10 minutes, try and change the subject before then!
May 18 08:38:23 (Tallien) I
was running down a hill once, and I chronicly farted all the way down, it was
like an engine
May 18 08:38:25 (-- String
(walter_sch@modem-1889.rhino.dialup.pol.co.uk) has left #mafia
May 18 08:38:30 (Tallien) Powering
me down the hill.
May 18 08:38:31 (Gooberish) So
tiggy, next time you picture me
May 18 08:38:38 (Gooberish) think
of me sorta bent over the toilet
May 18 08:38:45 (Tallien) Ass
cheeks apart.
May 18 08:38:46 (Gooberish) jabbing
at the folded up poop with the plunger
May 18 08:38:55 (Gooberish) being
careful not to suck up the shower curtrain
May 18 08:38:59 (Tallien) 'folded
up poop'
May 18 08:39:00 (Tallien) hahaha
May 18 08:39:01 * tiggy
twitches
May 18 08:39:49 (Tallien) Does
anyone know why corn always stays in your poop? And no other vegetable?
May 18 08:39:53 * tiggy
is now very worried about Gooberish
May 18 08:40:04 (Tallien) I
always wanted to ask my biology teacher that, but didn't know quite how to
phrase it.
May 18 08:40:16 (Tallien) I
wanted to ask why smoking makes me want to poop, too.
May 18 08:40:25 (Gooberish) you
want the real answer?
May 18 08:40:34 (Tallien) Yeah.
May 18 08:41:05 (Tallien) Or,
a fake answer if it's more amusing.
May 18 08:41:20 (Gooberish) ytou
know how on a kernal, it has that hard outside yellow coating?
May 18 08:41:25 (Tallien) Yeah...
May 18 08:41:33 (Gooberish) its
cellulose, the body cant break it down in the time it takes to pass through us
May 18 08:41:48 (Tallien) So
it takes what's inside the corn and leaves the shell?
May 18 08:41:50 (tiggy) Gooberish,
come teach my classes for me.
May 18 08:42:04 (Gooberish) "Proper
atkins poop breaking up methods"
May 18 08:42:12 (tiggy) This
week it's sexual orientation and how to deal with it in the workplace.
May 18 08:42:24 (Tallien) Did
someone say sex?
May 18 08:42:50 (Mezz) Dear
Gooberish, I have this problem.. i don't get corns in my poop.. am i abnormal?
May 18 08:42:52 (tiggy) lol
May 18 08:42:56 (Tallien) My
balls are turning blue, dammit.
May 18 08:43:10 (tiggy) Quit
staring at Faith's nipples then
May 18 08:43:19 (Tallien) I
can't...I'm mesmerised..
May 18 08:43:24 (Faith) fucks
sake
May 18 08:43:26 (Schwarz) woooohooooo
May 18 08:43:30 (Schwarz) niplets
on display
May 18 08:43:31 (Faith) I
just had my office overrun
May 18 08:43:32 * Schwarz
dances
May 18 08:43:38 (Faith) because
I made the mistake of walking out front
May 18 08:43:43 (Faith) and
they were OUT AGAIN
May 18 08:43:46 (Tallien) And
they all saw your nipples?
May 18 08:43:46 (tiggy) LMAO
May 18 08:43:55 (Faith) and
the guys made the faces and asked me to cut some glass
May 18 08:43:58 (Faith) so
i go back to my office to hide
May 18 08:44:03 (Faith) and
they FOLLOWED ME BACK HERE
May 18 08:44:32 (tiggy) Ok,
having a debate in MM about whether or not size does matter.
May 18 08:44:36 (tiggy) What
do you think Brandi?
May 18 08:44:41 (Gooberish) as
far as penis?
May 18 08:44:43 (tiggy) Size
or motion or usage?
May 18 08:44:49 (tiggy) Yes
as far as penises go.
May 18 08:44:56 (Gooberish) anyone
who says size doenst matter is lying
May 18 08:45:01 (Gooberish) how
abuot i hit you with a 13 incher tiggy?
May 18 08:45:05 (Gooberish) or
a 1?
May 18 08:45:07 (tiggy) Ummm
May 18 08:45:10 (Gooberish) see,
size does matter :)
May 18 08:45:12 (tiggy) 8-9
is good for me
May 18 08:45:19 (tiggy) 13
would have me running scared
May 18 08:45:21 * Tallien
grabs a ruler
May 18 08:45:28 (Gooberish) 8-9
would only get you assholes
May 18 08:45:32 (Gooberish) good
men dont have 8-9 inch dicks
May 18 08:45:37 (Gooberish) thats
fact :)
May 18 08:45:50 * tiggy
goes to tell Ray he's an asshole
May 18 08:45:50 (Faith) yeah
May 18 08:45:51 (-- Bob
has quit (Broken pipe)
May 18 08:45:58 (Faith) the
last 8-9incher I was with was a total prick
May 18 08:46:04 (Gooberish) pun
intended?
May 18 08:46:06 (Faith) O_O